The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Lawyers, Guns & Cover

Posted on | June 7, 2017 | Comments Off on Lawyers, Guns & Cover

by Smitty

(further apologies to Zevon.)

I tinkled with the server
The way I always do
How was I to know
It was with the Russians, too?

I was gambling in Benghazi,
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns & Comey
Jim, get me out of this, hiyah!

An innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
between Iraq & a hard place
And I’m down on my luck
Yes, I’m down on my luck
Well, I’m down on my luck

I’m hiding in Honduras
I’m desperate, man
Send lawyers, guns & Zelaya
The Wiener’s hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns & Maddow
Send lawyers, guns & Pelley
Send lawyers, guns & Tapper, hiyah!
Send lawyers, guns & Blitzer, ow


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