by Smitty
(further apologies to Zevon.)
I tinkled with the server
The way I always do
How was I to know
It was with the Russians, too?
I was gambling in Benghazi,
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns & Comey
Jim, get me out of this, hiyah!
An innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
between Iraq & a hard place
And I’m down on my luck
Yes, I’m down on my luck
Well, I’m down on my luck
I’m hiding in Honduras
I’m desperate, man
Send lawyers, guns & Zelaya
The Wiener’s hit the fan
Send lawyers, guns & Maddow
Send lawyers, guns & Pelley
Send lawyers, guns & Tapper, hiyah!
Send lawyers, guns & Blitzer, ow