A Yale-Educated Feminist Calls Herself a ‘Morally Vacuous Harlot’
Posted on | October 22, 2015 | 368 Comments
Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey on Twitter) is a godless degenerate who once gave her thumbnail biography in an interview thus:
So I was a walking cliche of disastrous 20-something in New York: I treated mental illness with alcohol and drugs and bad sex with much older men. I had a series of bad assistant and PR jobs and would fall back on stripping and fetish work when I inevitably quit my jobs or couldn’t cover expenses. I enrolled in Yale Divinity when I was 25 in the hopes that if I just got a good helping of Jesus, I’d be cured of my debauchery and sadness. While I was there, I halfway cleaned up my act in terms of my health and my priorities and realized that I had been embarrassed by all of the wrong things. So when I returned to New York and my relationship ended, I decided not to ashamed of my creative ambitions or of the fact that I worked in the sex industry. I was told that the best thing about surviving being a chaotic f–k-up in your 20s is turning it into something worthwhile in your 30s, which is what I am trying to do personally and creatively now.
To summarize, Ms. Massey is a drug-addled, mentally ill ex-stripper who has had the privilege of being educated first at the prestigious private New York University (annual tuition $46,170) and subsequently at elite Yale University (annual tuition $47,600), so that we might estimate she has consumed somewhere in excess of $300,000 in order to become a freelance writer. Considering that there are no real entry barriers to the field of journalism (Hunter S. Thompson became a Latin American correspondent in 1962 with no educational credentials beyond a high-school diploma), we must view Ms. Massey’s stunning profligacy as a typical example of The Higher Education Bubble.
Yale tuition is $47,600 a year, but you can't afford to pay for your own contraceptives? https://t.co/O4h0vZXSv1 pic.twitter.com/nM2W2QO6rO
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) October 23, 2015
Furthermore, could anything be more absurd than Ms. Massey’s idea that she could get “a good helping of Jesus” at the fraudulently named Yale Divinity School? The place has been implacably hostile to Christianity for decades. The impiety and secularized gnosticism of that decadent institution did much to inspire William F. Buckley Jr.’s monumental work God and Man at Yale. If anyone is seeking “a good helping of Jesus,” probably the last place you’d find it is New Haven, Connecticut, being tutored by the academic High Priesthood of postmodern paganism.
The deities worshipped at Yale Divinity School are a pantheon of bloody idols, chief among which are Equality and Progress. Devotees of the Cult of Social Justice celebrate their perverse beliefs with rituals involving fornication, sodomy and abortion, occasionally organizing protests to demand that U.S. taxpayers fund their heathenish rites. No Christian would dare go near such an ivy-covered Temple of Satanic Wickedness, except perhaps to deliver a prophecy of its imminent doom, then fleeing in haste before Jehovah sends fire and brimstone showering down to incinerate the foul stench of that latter-day Gomorrah. But I digress . . .
When you're at a lingerie party at the Plaza but you keep your blazer on cause you're a professional. pic.twitter.com/gxfChWofTe
— Alotta Massey-cres (@AlanaMassey) October 22, 2015
Alana Massey recently produced an article for The Atlantic celebrating the scientific wonders of “the Mirena IUD, an intra-uterine device.” This implant has so successfully shut down the biological function of Ms. Massey’s reproductive organs that is has actually prevented her from having a menstrual period for more than three years.
Having been contraceptively spayed, as it were, for what purpose do you reckon Ms. Massey has done this? If you guessed “riding the carousel,” congratulations, you’re a winner:
“I don’t mind motorcycles but do mind when people ride them without helmets,” I lied to a man named “Carl” on the dating app Bumble when he brought up his Yamaha. I actually believe that the only commendable function of motorcycles is to make aging dads feel the crisp bite of youth again during their midlife crises rather than resorting to age-inappropriate affairs, but I was trying to be pleasant.
“Wanna go for a ride?” he asked soon after, apparently not registering that not minding a thing is hardly the equivalent of being interested in it. I answered, “never in my life,” still willing to give him a shot but making clear that his motorcycle would not be a selling point.
“I’m not talking about riding my motorcycle,” he replied.
In no mood to hold Carl’s hand through how game actually works, I said, “Okay you have a good night,” hoping he’d realize defeat. “Haha! I’m joking! Someone is slightly uptight I see.”
Oh, Carl. I would have been tempted to defend myself by letting him know I am actually a morally vacuous harlot devoid of sexual mores, but I was busy talking to another man also using the app. We hadn’t met yet, but his sufficient flirting skills prompted me to take a flurry of explicit photos and send the keepers his way. We would later have sex on our first and only date.
I am icy, certainly, but I am not uptight.
Beyond establishing my reputation as a woman who enjoys sex and a bit of text-based flirting, this episode highlights the troubling ease with which men dismiss women as prudish if they are not immediately open and enthusiastic about sex. It is cruel tool in a culture that was infiltrated by a certain brand of blasé sex positivity long before achieving true gender equality and, by extension, before we’ve decentralized men’s orgasms as the ultimate purpose of sex between a man and a woman.
We pathologize women’s entirely rational reactions of “nah” and “meh” to sex as the result of antiquated values. Often, these reactions are because sex might be perilous to a woman’s well-being — and often, if we’re honest, a physically substandard experience. . . .
Too often, sex positivity feels rooted in a feminism that secretly wants boys to like it. It wants to be cool.
Media outlets feed us a relentless stream of articles . . . [in which] inequality is exemplified by the wage gap, the number of women in Congress, and whether women are courting poverty and death by having babies before they’re rich. What is decidedly absent from the debate is a woman’s sexual fulfillment. . . .
But the absence of sexual satisfaction from these discussions is also due to the belief that, for the most part, sexual inequality was resolved by the sexual revolution, women’s lib and the widespread adoption of birth control.
The legacy of these movements is a mountain of unfinished business which gave birth to a half-formed sex positivity lovechild now wrecking havoc on anyone who isn’t down to f–k. . . .
You can read the rest of that, or gouge your eyes out with a rusty screwdriver. Either option will do you as much good.
Let me reiterate what I have previously said (“Hit-It-and-Quit-It on Tinder”) that no sane person would ever hook up via online apps, whether it’s Tinder, OKCupid or whatever. This is not “dating,” this is digital degradation, a 21st-century rewrite of Looking for Mr. Goodbar, which is a story that does not end “happily ever after.”
If someone is so recklessly desperate as to peddle themselves to any stranger with a smartphone or a wifi connection, we must be suspicious why they cannot find romantic companionship among people who actually know them in real life. Any attractive single man or woman of good character — kind, courteous, honest — will find no shortage of opportunities to meet potential partners.
What kind of guy seeks prospects on Tinder, and for what purpose? He either (a) has failed in prior attempts to establish any durable romantic relationship, or (b) has no interest in anything more meaningful than a sweaty “pump-and-dump.” Or possibly (c) he’s a sadistic psychopath in search of a victim for his next heinous atrocity. If we may presume that there are no decent men to be had via these apps, what conclusions may we draw about the women who peddle themselves this way? Alana Massey describes herself as “a morally vacuous harlot” who pursues one-night stands and complains of the “physically substandard experience” that does nothing for “a woman’s sexual fulfillment.”
Let us ask: Can feminism solve a problem that feminism itself created?
Is this Yale-educated woman too stupid to see that her compulsive promiscuity — a lifelong habit now abetted by advanced technologies of contraception and dating apps — is the basic cause of her problems? How does her whorish “sex-positive” feminism contribute anything to “true gender equality”? Yet what exactly does she imagine “true gender equality” would look like, if ever we were to achieve it?
Of course, such a question would presume that (a) “sexual inequality” is the explanation for whatever makes women unhappy, (b) “true gender equality” is possible and (c) there is anyone who would actually rather live in that imaginary egalitarian utopia than to live in any other social order which has hitherto existed. Each of those premises is subject to dispute, but the “morally vacuous harlot” just takes it for granted that Progress must inevitably lead to Equality and that, having arrived at her hoped-for destination, she will find there a system that universally provides for “a woman’s sexual fulfillment.” Every hookup in Feminist Heaven will produce ecstatic spasms of pleasure, you see, and the streets will be paved with gold. Or maybe cat litter.
What every Women's Studies major should get on her first day of classes. pic.twitter.com/gb7sWWft98 @p_w_sterne
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) August 23, 2014
Excuse my extreme skepticism about feminist utopian fantasies. The Gods of the Copybook Headings could not be reached for comment.
As it will be in the future,
it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain
since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit
and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger
goes wabbling back to the Fire . . .
Speaking of dogs and vomit, Miriam Mogilevsky — the feminist who calls herself “queer, gay, femme, and homoflexible . . . on the asexual spectrum somewhere” — rejects any criticism of her labels:
Translation: “Heterosexuals have it so easy! Don’t they know how hard life is for us queer gay femme homoflexible asexual women?”
Unfortunately, too many heterosexual women have bought into the bogus idea of feminist “empowerment” and turned themselves into morally vacuous harlots like Alana Massey. Some guy “walking into literally any bar in any town” will probably encounter a lot of damaged women like her, and no one would envy him the prospect of a loveless hook-up with a twisted bundle of Yale-educated cat-lady craziness.
This pillow is dressed up as a cat for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/jQfRPyNGyT
— Alotta Massey-cres (@AlanaMassey) October 22, 2015
I swear to God, this enchanting beast's first act if he ever got opposable thumbs would be to take a selfie. pic.twitter.com/yJs7XEl65F
— Alotta Massey-cres (@AlanaMassey) October 22, 2015
Communism = "Dictatorship of the Proletariat"
Nazism = "Dictatorship of the Aryan Race"
Feminism = "Dictatorship of Crazy Cat Ladies"
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) September 29, 2015
Feminism: The Final Product
Posted on | October 22, 2015 | 92 Comments
Miriam Mogilevsky (@sondosia on Twitter) is 24 years old. She got her bachelor’s degree in psychology from Northwestern University in 2013 and recently completed a master’s degree in social work at Columbia University. As I explained in “Feminists, and How to Avoid Them”:
How much more clearly can Miriam Mogilevsky make her point? Everything that men do is annoying to her. Attempts by males to befriend Ms. Mogilevsky are unwelcome. . . . Ms. Mogilevsky is a feminist, and therefore has no emotion toward men except disgust and contempt.
The weird thing about Miriam Mogilevsky . . . Well, there are an awful lot of weird things about Ms. Mogilevsky, but the one that stands out is her inability to admit how profoundly abnormal her dislike of males is. At elite universities like Northwestern and Columbia, this hateful anti-male ideology is now so prevalent among female students that heterosexuality is effectively illegal on campus. Any male student attending an elite school who so much as speaks to a female student is at risk of being charged with “harassment.” A recent lawsuit filed against Brown University — where a male student was expelled for making out with a girl after a party — highlights the manic intensity of “rape culture” hysteria feminists have unleashed on campus. Because Fear and Loathing of the Penis has now become pandemic among college women, it is possible for feminists like Miriam Mogilevsky to assume all women hate men as much as she does. Here was her announcement on Oct. 11:
Coming Out Day!!! The labels I currently use for myself are queer, gay, femme, and homoflexible. (Basically, I’m a lesbian with exceptions.) The label bisexual doesn’t work for me right now, but I consider myself part of the broader bi+ umbrella of people with the capacity to love and desire people of more than one gender. My gender is ???. My pronouns are she/her or they/theirs, with extra warm fuzzies when you use they. I’m on the asexual spectrum somewhere, probably demi or gray-A, which means (among other things) that I don’t experience primary sexual attraction. I also identify as solo poly, which means that I’m open to multiple committed and loving relationships, but with minimal life enmeshment and no “rules” placed on me.
Come out if you can, but remember that you’re allowed (in fact, encouraged) to prioritize yourself first, and others and The Movement second.
Miriam Mogilevsky is “on the asexual spectrum somewhere,” and incapable of experiencing “primary sexual attraction,” which is to say, she is quite typical of feminists in 2015. She has no gender except “???” and though she professes to be “open to multiple committed and loving relationships,” the young feminist can never be subject to any rules. Really, Miriam Mogilevsky is your 21st-Century Progressive Dream Girl, devoid of affection or empathy, incapable of anything remotely resembling normal human behavior — the Final Product of the Feminist Revolution.
Feminist relationship expert … Miriam Mogilevsky? https://t.co/cQfUCttEWa My advice? "AVOID! AVOID! AVOID!" pic.twitter.com/SNqYBTYNdm
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) October 22, 2015
Yes, the asexual lesbian-with-exceptions has written a column about “Conflicting Emotional Needs in Relationships,” and you can (a) read it or (b) gouge your eyes out with a rusty screwdriver.
Either would do you as much good.
Feminists are profoundly abnormal creatures, and it was Ms. Mogilevsky who inspired me to offer this advice in August:
Guys: Learn to take a hint. Learn to walk away.
If a woman tells you she is a feminist, say nothing and walk away.
No feminist wants to hear what a man has to say, and life is too short to waste your time taking to feminists. Just walk away.
Leave feminists alone, and then they can complain about that.
God knows, they’ve always got to have something to complain about.
In The Mailbox: 10.21.15
Posted on | October 21, 2015 | 1 Comment
— compiled by Wombat-socho
OVER THE TRANSOM
EBL: Coach Kennedy Prays
The Political Hat: Minnesota Governor Channels Bertolt Brecht
Louder With Crowder: AR15 Giveaway!
Doug Powers: A More Accurate Headline? Senate Dems Allow “Progressive” Cities To Keep Breaking Federal Law
Twitchy: Feminists Froth At Jeremy Renner For Refusing To Take Hollywood Pay Gap Bait
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
American Power: Bashar Al-Assad Visits Moscow To Discuss Syrian War With Putin
American Thinker: Why Aren’t More Americans Angry About Defeat In The Middle East?
Conservatives4Palin: Jeb Bush’s Personal Wealth Built On Political Connections
Don Surber: Cognitive Dissonance At The Washington Post
Jammie Wearing Fools: Shocker! Killer Of NYPD Officer Is Career Criminal, Mostly For “Non-Violent” Drug Offenses
Joe For America: Hungary Stops The Muslim Invasion
JustOneMinute: Biden Out
Pamela Geller: “Palestinian” Government Official Attacked By Muslim Stone-Throwers After Being Mistaken For A Jew
Shot In The Dark: As If On Cue
STUMP: Trying Out A New Toy (To Make The Unseen Seen)
The Gateway Pundit: Black Lives Matter Supporters Cheered Murder Of NYC Cop Outside Harlem Hospital
The Jawa Report: Obligatory Back To The Future Post
The Lonely Conservative: It Doesn’t Sound Like Paul Ryan Really Wants To Be Speaker
This Ain’t Hell: “Clock Boy” To Study With The Masters
Weasel Zippers: Ohio Senate Agrees To Cut Planned Parenthood Funding
Megan McArdle: What Campaign Donations Can’t Buy
Mark Steyn: The Squashed Coyote Of Canadian Politics
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Slow Joe At All Stop, And I Am Half In Agreement With Piers Morgan
Posted on | October 21, 2015 | 25 Comments
by Smitty
Shorter Joe Biden: "When she threatened "your little dog, too," I knew I couldn't do it."
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) October 21, 2015
I guess at Biden’s age, the thought of having the weather suddenly raining knives on you might be more than you need.
Meanwhile, while I think “sucked” is too negative, “Star Wars has sucked for 40 overrated, overhyped, preposterous years” does resonate. I thought it was “OK”, but, like Apple, not worthy of the quasi-religious fervor surrounding what is a pretty good space opera.
Don’t Do This, Ever
Posted on | October 21, 2015 | 41 Comments
Bad Lifestyle Choices, Part One:
A man who barricaded himself in a house on Indianapolis’ northeast side, then later danced on the roof was taken into custody by police Monday morning.
Officers with the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department responded to a house on the 3500 block of Layman Avenue around 10:30 a.m. for a barricaded subject.
Police say a man, later identified by authorities as Matthew Russ, 25, stole his ex-girlfriend’s keys from her house, took her car and crashed it into a pole.
Police say they found Russ in a chair in the driveway holding a knife.
He then went into the house and onto the roof with the knife in his hand. An IMPD officer then fired rubber bullets at him, and he retreated back into the house.
Around 11 a.m., smoke was seen coming from the house, leading to the fire department being called to the scene.
Russ came back out as a detective tried to talk him off the roof. He threw his knife at the ground, but didn’t leave the roof.
Russ then began dancing on the roof with smoke and flames behind him. Police went in the aerial ladder, tased him, then took him into custody at around 11:40 a.m.
Bad Lifestyle Choices, Part Two:
A drunk man allegedly stripped off on an aeroplane and asked a stewardess for sex — forcing the plane to make an emergency landing.
The Turkey-bound Sun Express flight is reported to have been diverted after the reported incident on Saturday.
It is claimed the Irishman boarded the flight from Dublin to Izmir with a large group of friends, reports AirLive.net.
But as the plane took off it is alleged the man began stripping off, before taking off his underwear and starting to wave his penis around.
The plane is said to have diverted to Belgrade where it is thought the man was taken off the flight.
The world is going crazy, one kook at a time. Don’t be a kook.
In The Mailbox: 10.20.15
Posted on | October 20, 2015 | 2 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
OVER THE TRANSOM
EBL: Cold Snap Coming
Louder With Crowder: Meet Dimitri, The Quintessential Bernie Sanders Voter
The Political Hat: A Brief Summary Of The Canadian Election Results
The Camp of the Saints: German Troublemaking and the Quisling Way
Doug Powers: How The MSM Spins, Example #926 – Politico Provides Team Hillary A Talking Point
Twitchy: They Went There! Onion Pisses Off Pro-Aborts With Planned Parenthood Satire
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
American Power: Former EDL Chief Tommy Robinson Speaks To Massive PEGIDA Rally In Dresden
American Thinker: Islam And Dogs
BLACKFIVE: The Milwaukee Bomber
Conservatives4Palin: Webb Withdraws From 2016 Democrat Race
Don Surber: Trump Beat The S&P 500
Jammie Wearing Fools: ObamaCare Is Entering Its Dreaded “Death Spiral”
Joe For America: VA Gets Shorted $2.6 Billion While Obama Budgets $4.5 Billion For Syrian Migrants
JustOneMinute: The Eerily Prescient Donald Trump
Pamela Geller: Working-Class Germans Forced From Their Homes To Make Way For Muslim Migrants, Who Are Unsatisifed With The Accommodations
Protein Wisdom: Star Wars – Third Trailer
Shot In The Dark: My Letter To The Strib
STUMP: Illinois Lottery Update And General Blogging Announcement
The Gateway Pundit: Latest NRA Ad With Black Woman From Projects Will Leave You Speechless
The Jawa Report: He’s Dead, Jim! No, I Mean Really!
The Lonely Conservative: The Immigration Article Most Politicians Don’t Want You To Read
This Ain’t Hell: More Ignorant “Clinger” BS
Weasel Zippers: Rahm Emanuel Plans To Raise Taxes
Megan McArdle: Kitchen Design Isn’t Sexist, It Liberated Women
Mark Steyn: The Clock Ticks On
For our Canadian neighbors: Enjoy the Decline
What Winding Webbs Woyalty Weaves
Posted on | October 19, 2015 | 14 Comments
by Smitty
Jim Webb has never quite added up for me. Fellow IFNAG, political opportunist who beat George Allen, both for Senate in 2006, and for Most Boring Senator From Virginia, is supposedly about to feel something about an independent run.
The only motive I can figure out for this quixotic effort is to make up for Donald Trump removing himself as the New Perot. Perot, too, was an IFNAG, so in that sense Webb is totes apropos.
I was all set to vote for Trump as an antidope to Bush. That’s distinct from interest in membership among the Trumpenproletariat as such, speaking of dopes. Were Trump any less burdened by principle, as far as I can tell, he’d be Her Majesty Herself.
So, if Trump becomes the new Bush, and Webb is the new Trump, and Webb’s (accidental) purpose is to divide conservatives to usher in Her Majesty, I’m saying it might be time to vote for “a little sap in the executive branch.”

In The Mailbox: 10.19.15
Posted on | October 19, 2015 | 1 Comment
— compiled by Wombat-socho
OVER THE TRANSOM
EBL: Huma Testifies
Da Tech Guy: My Exclusive Interview With Ted Cruz After Winning The 603 Alliance Caucus
The Political Hat: From Free Love To Micromanaged Sex
Proof Positive: Donald Trump And The Spending Cuts Of Doom
Michelle Malkin: The Comeuppance Of Creepy Obama Crony Kevin Johnson
Twitchy: Jim Webb May Ditch The Dems, Run Independent Campaign
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
American Power: Obama Drops Afghanistan Exit Plan
American Thinker: Are We Really Stuck With Obamacare?
BLACKFIVE: Book Review – The Saturn Run By John Sanford And Ctein
Conservatives4Palin: How Did The Democrats Become Favorites Of The Rich?
Don Surber: Islam Has Supplanted Communism For Hippies
Jammie Wearing Fools: Wealth Inequality Isn’t A Crisis, And Voters Know It
Joe For America: Ted Cruz Weighs In On Transgenders In The Military – Watch Who Agrees
JustOneMinute: Quote Of The Year
Pamela Geller: Austrian Town of 1600 Drowns In Muslim Migrant Excrement And Garbage
Protein Wisdom: George Will Speaks The Obvious To Bernie Sanders
Shot In The Dark: The Endless Drip, Drip, Drip Of Heather Martens
STUMP: Central States, Teamsters, And MEPs – Cuts To Begin
The Gateway Pundit: “Ahmed The Clock Boy” Named CAIR’s Muslim Of The Year, Set To Meet Obama Monday
The Jawa Report: MSNBC Reporter Busted For Lying About “Unarmed” Palestinian
The Lonely Conservative: Debbie Wassermann-Schultz Still Can’t Find A Difference Between Democrats And Socialists
This Ain’t Hell: Gates – Obama Doesn’t Trust The Military
Weasel Zippers: Sanders Would Raise Everybody’s Payroll Taxes To Fund Family Leave
Megan McArdle: Obamacare Delivers, Just Not Very Much
Mark Steyn: Cold Fish In An Indian Summer