Rule 5 Sunday: Train In Vain
Posted on | June 10, 2012 | 4 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
Well, here we are again, and I am obliged to remind the Loyal Readers that while most of the links to follow are quite tasteful and artistic, others are Not Safe For Work, and clicking on them could lead to a serious pollution of your precious bodily fluids, among other unfortunate eventualities. On with the linkagery!
We are compelled to begin with Dustbury, whose submissions for last week’s roundup were unfortunately re-routed to the spam bin. Herewith: Lights and Jacqueline Fernandez. Indeed, he finds the names nobody else looks for! Next up, the POH Diaries gets hot and dumb with Amanda Bynes and some apropos commentary by @DrunkHulk. Also, Kate Upton! Fishersville Mike features Brandi from Storage Wars, and Randy’s Roundtable goes with Bree Conden and Katie Cleary. Politically Incorrect has Elisha Cuthbert, Laughing Conservative Melanie Sykes, and First Street Journal salutes some badgers. Three Beers later has some Rockstar babes, Jerseynut also mocks the drunken Ms. Bynes, and the Pirates’ Cove has the Sunday Pinup.
Soylent Green gets off to an early start with Sunday’s Classic, Jakki, followed by Monday Motivationer Ashley, Tuesday Titillation with Francys, Humpday Hawtness for a rainy day, something about running off to join the circus, School’s Out Spassfabrik with Sarah, Corset Friday with guests, evening awesome, Saturday Sarah, and some Go(Ogler) chum for Japan.
El Opinador Compulsivo returns with the best of his May Opiladies: a high-res post, At the beach, random, Talita Rocca, Liz Hurley, Close-up, Silvita’s self-portrait, the pool lifeguard, and a chambermaid.
A View From The Beach kicks off with Felicia Day, Slutty Wednesday, Jenny McCarthy, Sheryl Crow, and another damn zombie post.
It’s been a busy week at The Camp Of The Saints, what with mad bombers on the rampage, but Bob did manage to get Carlotta Champagne for this week’s Rule 5 post. Proof Positive has Mangalorian cutie Shilpa Shetty, vintage babe Ann Sheridan, and Wonderbra for the Sex In Advertising segment. Dustbury this week has Angie Harmon and Anoushka Shankar.
American Power is back with posts on Minka Kelly, April Rose, more April Rose, and April Rose at Maxim. Speaking of Maxim, here’s a video of their Hot 100 party, and finally, Heidi Klum pole dancing.
The Daley Gator’s Daley Babes this week included Aiko Tanaka, Hayley Marie Norman, Megumi Haruna, Elizabeth Ruiz, Coco Aiba, and Juliette Cabrera.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next week’s Rule 5 roundup will be Saturday, June 16. Please remember to send your submissions to
Rule 5 Wombat.
The World’s Youngest Blogger Owns The Church Nursery
Posted on | June 10, 2012 | 10 Comments
by Smitty

May the cute be with you
‘Making Love Out of Nothing At All’ #VanJonesTearJerkers
Posted on | June 10, 2012 | 4 Comments
by Smitty
It really sounds like they’re having a tough, tough time at Netroots Nations conference:
“We went from having a crush to feeling crushed,” he added, as the convention hall — which at about 1,500 activists was about half-full compared with where it stood during Warren’s address on Friday — responded with cheers and applause. . . .
[Jones’s] Saturday night remarks, which came on the heels of Democrats’ loss in the Wisconsin recall election and as Obama has stumbled on the campaign trial, underscored the challenge the president faces in energizing his base in November.
While making Commies cry is a patriotic duty, one feels that nuance dictates that the crying be done to an appropriate soundtrack.
Reply, if you like, to Twitter using the title hashtag.
via Bluegrass Pundit and Weasel Zippers
Update: So mean, says Daily Pundit.
Update: POH Diaries offers When the Levee Breaks. Getting the Led out, or Katrina ref? You make the call.
Separated At Birth? Obama/Dilbert Edition
Posted on | June 10, 2012 | 11 Comments
by Smitty
Some will say that this comparison grossly disadvantages Dilbert; others, that the Pointy Haired Boss makes the more accurate juxtaposition. But I say “Hey: posts are where you find them.”
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Another fine outing from The Political Clown Parade.
‘Why In The Hell Is Eric Holder Still Attorney General?’
Posted on | June 9, 2012 | 57 Comments
by Smitty
E. T. Williams Jr. just rocks:
To answer Mr. William’s question, Holder is sill the AGJ because he is both a Reliable Tool and, also, he Knows Too Much. My guess is that Holder has a signed presidential pardon in his safe. Would you exhibit the sort of cheek that Eric Holder offers before Congress without a Get Out Of Jail Free card in hot standby?
Update: welcome, Instapundit readers!
Update II: linked at The Pirate’s Cove. Thanks, Bill!
Update III: who knew that the Evil Blogger Lady was a Monopolist?
FMJRA 2.0: Exactly What You Wanted
Posted on | June 9, 2012 | 8 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
NATIONAL DAY OF BLOGGER SILENCE UPDATE: Remember Seth Allen
- Da Tech Guy
- Andrew J. Patrick
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Threedonia
- Nathan Martin
- Pirates Cove
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Liberty News
- Radio Patriot
- An Ex-Con’s View
- WyBlog
- Daily Pundit
- Nicholas Fitzgerald
- Roderic Deane
- Hot Air
- Little Miss Attila
- Nice Deb
- The Conservatory
- Radio Patriot
- Battleswarm Blog
- Fire Andrea Mitchell
- That Mr. Guy
- TrogloPundit
- Fausta’s Blog
- Stark Raving Love
- Zilla of the Resistance
- Dark Brightness
- The Daley Gator
- Grumpy Elder
- Evil Bloggerlady
Ali Akbar Says, ‘World War Three’
- Da Tech Guy
- Legal Insurrection
- Daily Pundit
- Nice Deb
- All Patriots Media
- Damn Dirty RINO
- An Ex-Con’s View
- Daily Pundit
- Hogewash
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Michelle Malkin
- Conservatives for America
- Little Miss Attila
- The Conservatory
- The Conservatory
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Radio Patriot
- The Minority Report
- Granite Grok
- Evil Bloggerlady
Gauntlet Thrown Down @ali
UPDATE: An SMS From RSM
- The Daley Gator
- The Camp Of The Saints
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Da Tech Guy
- The Conservatory
- Hogewash
- Fellowship Of The Perpetually Aggrieved
- Ameryx Le Gallois
- Conservative Hideout
- The Rio Norte Line
- Da Tech Guy
- Darth Chipmunk
- The Right Planet
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Radio Patriot
- Ask Marion
- Evil Bloggerlady
‘A Faint Whiff of Vigilante Hysteria’: Weinergate’s Kimberlin Connection
- Da Tech Guy
- The Conservatory
- Nice Deb
- Damn Dirty RINO
- Darth Chipmunk
- That Mr. G Guy
- Daria DiGiovanni
- The Fellowship Of The Perpetually Aggrieved
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Michelle Malkin
- Conservatives for America
- From The Desk Of Lady Liberty
- Radio Patriot
- The Daley Gator
- The Frugal Cafe
- The Frugal Cafe
Fear and Loathing on Capitol Hill: The GOP Caucus Is Decadent and Depraved
- The Daley Gator
- Darth Chipmunk
- The POH Diaries
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Instapundit
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- WyBlog
- Darth Chipmunk
- Pirates Cove
- Nathan Martin
- Granite Grok
- Evil Bloggerlady
CNN Gets Scooped on Its Own Story
UPDATE: ACLJ Joins the Fight!
- Blue Ridge Forum
- The Camp Of The Saints
- All Patriots Media
- Daria DiGiovanni
- Obi`s Sister
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Radio Patriot
- Blog de KingShamus
- Roderic Deane
- The Frugal Cafe
- The Daley Gator
- Evil Bloggerlady
Did Brett Kimberlin Stalk BlogCon? UPDATE: Confirmed or Not?
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Pirates Cove
- Damn Dirty RINO
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Daily Pundit
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Goldfish & Clowns
- Da Tech Guy
- Legal Insurrection
- Wizbang
- The Conservatory
Walker Files Appeal in Kimberlin Case;
Ali Akbar Says: ‘We’re Not Stopping.’
- Da Tech Guy
- Michelle Malkin
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Daily Pundit
- YouViewed
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Newsbeat1
- The Speech: A Time For Choosing
- Infidel News Network
- Choosing Life
When Neal Rauhauser Complained About ‘Menacing’ and ‘Cyberstalking’
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Nice Deb
- Hogewash
- A Moral Outrage
- Pirates Cove
- Sentry Journal
- Da Tech Guy
- Nice Deb
- The Daley Gator
The Profoundly Dishonest Brett Kimberlin
Sen. Saxby Chambliss Requests DOJ Investigate SWATting
- Hogewash
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Da Tech Guy
- The Camp Of The Saints
- That Mr. G Guy
- The Daley Gator
Inside Neal Rauhauser’s Twisted Mind
‘Supidity’ Indeed. In Mathematical Terms, It’s Like Saying 2+2=3
Rule 5 In WI: Dana Loesch Interviews LtGov Rebecca Kleefisch
Liz Warren Stopped A VC Platoon With A Ka-Bar #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
Raw Story Disavows Ties to Kimberlin
Rule 5 Sunday: All Over But The Crying
Elizabeth Warren Inspired Ken Kesey #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
I Keep Saying: “People Don’t Scale”
Let Them Eat Cake With Anna Wintour
WISCONSIN RECALL ELECTION RESULTS HQ–UPDATE:
CNN Calls It For Walker
Rachel Maddow Accidentally Correct
Tougher Toe Touted To Try Titanium Testicle Tagging
American Glob Misses The Point
@AceOfSpadesHQ BREAKS SILENCE: #BrettKimberlin’s Escalating Threat
Holy guacamole! Another week of furious linkmongery on all sides!
Top linkers this week:
- Da Tech Guy (14)
- (tied) The Camp Of The Saints and Evil Bloggerlady (12)
- (tied) Lonely Conservative and Daley Gator (11)
- Nice Deb (8)
- (tied) The Conservatory and Daily Pundit (7)
- (tied) Radio Patriot and Pirate’s Cove (6)
- That Mr. G Guy (5)
Special shout-out to Zilla of the Resistance, whose epic post “Silent Like A Carpet Bombing” saved the screencap from Mememorandum for yesterday’s National Day Of Blogger Silence before it went down the memory hole. Go hit her tip jar and help someone who manages to do this kind of quality blogging despite severe chronic illness and extremely straitened circumstances.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Links are due by Friday, June 15 for those of you on Blogger and other platforms hated by WordPress.
Maher Veers In The Direction Of Coherence While Contrasting #Occupy With Tea Party
Posted on | June 9, 2012 | 5 Comments
by Smitty (via Breitbart)
Potty mouth alert. Maher cannot communicate a point without an F-bomb. He correctly grasps that, in terms of tangible results, #OccupyWallStreet is indistinguishable from the World’s Youngest Blogger’s #OccupyDiaper parody routine.
But he is incapable of grasping that the Tea Parties did things The Right Way. In supporting liberty, in adhering to the Founder’s principles, in leaving locations cleaner than they found them, Tea Partiers exemplify an adult approach to political involvement. When Maher says that the Tea Party used Alinsky tactics, he’s either (a) ignorant of Alinsky’s evil, or (b) doubling down on the evil with slander.
Lord, grant Bill Maher some insight into how completely wrong he is.
You Are Not Special, While Remaining Free To Wear Sunscreen
Posted on | June 9, 2012 | 5 Comments
by Smitty (via Breitbart)
“We have come to love accolades more than genuine achievement.”
Gerard has a link to the transcript.
This one may need a beat, as has this rendition of probably the all-time greatest commencement speech:

