The Joy of Undiminished Praise
Posted on | January 1, 2010 | 16 Comments
One of the highlights of 2009 was when 17-year-old Jackie Seal exposed MSNBC’s Norah O’Donnell as the hateful idiot she is. I blogged about that incident and promoted the post via Twitter, discovering in the process that Jackie was in fact my Twitter friend “SoccerSealUSA.”
Operating in the usual file-and-forget mode — 20-plus years in the newspaper business eradicates any possibility of dwelling on what happened yesterday, much less last week or last month — I moved on to other merry adventures. Then on New Year’s Eve Jackie sent this Tweet:
This is the first thing you see when googling my name (@rsmccain) http://twitpic.com/w2eug
How cool is that, huh? Seventeen years old, and famous forever as an American hero, thanks to an Old School habit I’ve brought with me into New Media.
When you’re assigned to do a feature profile of somebody, treat them like a superstar. Write them up like they’re a natural-born VIP and whatever they do is so incredibly splendid as to challenge the power of language to describe it. If you’re writing up the Player of the Year for the Calhoun (Ga.) Times, Fairmount High School’s Tim Starr isn’t merely a good basketball player, he’s the most impressive phenomenon since Naismith nailed a peach basket to the wall of the Springfield YMCA gym.
So when I saw the video of Jackie’s encounter with O’Donnell, I wasn’t going to praise her partially, with qualifying modifiers. That would not do. Miss Seal, you were marvelous and courageous – you made my day — and fully merited the most effusive enconiums I could muster. Henceforth, if tempted to act in an indecorous or dishonorable manner (encountering Joe Francis during spring break in Panama City, perhaps) you should think to yourself, “What would an American hero do?”
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