The Other McCain

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BREAKING URGENT!

Posted on | January 30, 2010 | 49 Comments

LOS ANGELES, Calif.
Police and other emergency responders were called to the scene of a riot Saturday night at the annual Directors Guild Awards, but were reportedly unable to quell the violent disturbance.

Traumatized attendees at the glitzy gala were being treated by paramedics at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza, yet police SWAT teams and riot squads were clearly outmanned in the mass pandemonium. California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger mobilized National Guard units to deal with the unexpected crisis caused by Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

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  • http://pacoenterprises.blogspot.com/ Paco

    Who’s that guy with her, Donnie Osmond?

  • http://pacoenterprises.blogspot.com/ Paco

    Who’s that guy with her, Donnie Osmond?

  • http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com Richard McEnroe

    What guy where?

  • http://jim-rose.blogspot.com Jim Rose

    Daaaaaaaaaammmmn!

  • http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com Richard McEnroe

    What guy where?

  • http://jim-rose.blogspot.com Jim Rose

    Daaaaaaaaaammmmn!

  • http://www.the-grayling.com David Smith

    Holy cannoli! What a rack!

  • http://www.the-grayling.com David Smith

    Holy cannoli! What a rack!

  • BruceC

    “Paco
    January 30th, 2010 @ 11 50

    Who’s that guy with her, Donnie Osmond?”

    Nah, that’s Harry Potter and the Goblets of Fire.

  • BruceC

    “Paco
    January 30th, 2010 @ 11 50

    Who’s that guy with her, Donnie Osmond?”

    Nah, that’s Harry Potter and the Goblets of Fire.

  • Miss Sharon

    A bit over the top, don’t you think?

  • Miss Sharon

    A bit over the top, don’t you think?

  • BruceC

    “Miss Sharon
    January 31st, 2010 @ 12 34

    A bit over the top, don’t you think?”

    Well, yeah, but far be it from us to tell Ms Hendricks what to wear.

  • BruceC

    “Miss Sharon
    January 31st, 2010 @ 12 34

    A bit over the top, don’t you think?”

    Well, yeah, but far be it from us to tell Ms Hendricks what to wear.

  • Kirk Hall

    Just lovely.

  • Kirk Hall

    Just lovely.

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    The guy she’s with is her husband..

    He played one of the terrorists in the movie, ‘An American Carol’.

    Mohammed: It is getting harder to recruit suicide bombers, and all the really good ones are gone.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190617/

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    The guy she’s with is her husband..

    He played one of the terrorists in the movie, ‘An American Carol’.

    Mohammed: It is getting harder to recruit suicide bombers, and all the really good ones are gone.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190617/

  • TBinSTL

    Its Yo-saff-bridge!!

  • TBinSTL

    Its Yo-saff-bridge!!

  • DMB

    Mmmm… Good Bible…

  • DMB

    Mmmm… Good Bible…

  • http://www.politicalbyline.com Patrick

    You Turkey, I thought it was something important. ;)

  • http://www.politicalbyline.com Patrick

    You Turkey, I thought it was something important. ;)

  • http://oldretiredpettyofficer.blogspot.com Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN

    A man could get lost in there.

  • http://oldretiredpettyofficer.blogspot.com Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret.

    A man could get lost in there.

  • Oxbay

    Are they real or are they memorex?

  • Oxbay

    Are they real or are they memorex?

  • RRmike

    My Word!

  • RRmike

    My Word!

  • Milo

    They’re real, and they’re *magnificent*!

  • Milo

    They’re real, and they’re *magnificent*!

  • http://fishwrangler.blogspot.com/ snaggletoothie

    Oh, to be a white flower of the mountains.

    “And I said, ‘Can I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes.’
    And I said, ‘Can . . . ‘
    And she said, ‘Yes.’
    And I said, ‘. . I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes . . Yes’
    And I said, ‘Can I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes . . . Yes . . Yes’
    And again she said, ‘Yes . . . Yes, yes, YES.’”

  • http://fishwrangler.blogspot.com/ snaggletoothie

    Oh, to be a white flower of the mountains.

    “And I said, ‘Can I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes.’
    And I said, ‘Can . . . ‘
    And she said, ‘Yes.’
    And I said, ‘. . I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes . . Yes’
    And I said, ‘Can I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes . . . Yes . . Yes’
    And again she said, ‘Yes . . . Yes, yes, YES.’”

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  • Chuck Cross

    definitely no handbridge required for those.

  • Chuck Cross

    definitely no handbridge required for those.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Nice, healthy looking young lady!
    Must be a pleasure just to watch her breathe!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Nice, healthy looking young lady!
    Must be a pleasure just to watch her breathe!

  • http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/ Americaneocon

    She’s lovely!

  • http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/ Americaneocon

    She’s lovely!

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  • CW4, US Army

    AMH1,

    A man could always hope. Unfortunately, we are reminded of the old adage from the Chief: Hope in one hand, poop in the other and which one do you think will fill up first?

    But yummy, nonetheless!!!

  • CW4, US Army

    AMH1,

    A man could always hope. Unfortunately, we are reminded of the old adage from the Chief: Hope in one hand, poop in the other and which one do you think will fill up first?

    But yummy, nonetheless!!!

  • BuddyOne

    Some husband that guy is, he can only afford a little tiny dress like that…

  • BuddyOne

    Some husband that guy is, he can only afford a little tiny dress like that…

  • http://culpering355.wordpress.com culpering355

    “BOOOOOOOOMMM” *collective jaw hitting floor*

  • http://culpering355.wordpress.com culpering355

    “BOOOOOOOOMMM” *collective jaw hitting floor*

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