BREAKING URGENT!

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LOS ANGELES, Calif.
Police and other emergency responders were called to the scene of a riot Saturday night at the annual Directors Guild Awards, but were reportedly unable to quell the violent disturbance.

Traumatized attendees at the glitzy gala were being treated by paramedics at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza, yet police SWAT teams and riot squads were clearly outmanned in the mass pandemonium. California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger mobilized National Guard units to deal with the unexpected crisis caused by Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

49 comments

  9. “Paco
    January 30th, 2010 @ 11 50

    Who’s that guy with her, Donnie Osmond?”

    Nah, that’s Harry Potter and the Goblets of Fire.

  10. “Paco
    January 30th, 2010 @ 11 50

    Who’s that guy with her, Donnie Osmond?”

    Nah, that’s Harry Potter and the Goblets of Fire.

  13. “Miss Sharon
    January 31st, 2010 @ 12 34

    A bit over the top, don’t you think?”

    Well, yeah, but far be it from us to tell Ms Hendricks what to wear.

  14. “Miss Sharon
    January 31st, 2010 @ 12 34

    A bit over the top, don’t you think?”

    Well, yeah, but far be it from us to tell Ms Hendricks what to wear.

  33. Oh, to be a white flower of the mountains.

    “And I said, ‘Can I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes.’
    And I said, ‘Can . . . ‘
    And she said, ‘Yes.’
    And I said, ‘. . I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes . . Yes’
    And I said, ‘Can I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes . . . Yes . . Yes’
    And again she said, ‘Yes . . . Yes, yes, YES.'”

  34. Oh, to be a white flower of the mountains.

    “And I said, ‘Can I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes.’
    And I said, ‘Can . . . ‘
    And she said, ‘Yes.’
    And I said, ‘. . I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes . . Yes’
    And I said, ‘Can I?’
    And she said, ‘Yes . . . Yes . . Yes’
    And again she said, ‘Yes . . . Yes, yes, YES.'”

  43. AMH1,

    A man could always hope. Unfortunately, we are reminded of the old adage from the Chief: Hope in one hand, poop in the other and which one do you think will fill up first?

    But yummy, nonetheless!!!

  44. AMH1,

    A man could always hope. Unfortunately, we are reminded of the old adage from the Chief: Hope in one hand, poop in the other and which one do you think will fill up first?

    But yummy, nonetheless!!!

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