The Other McCain

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Technology Isn’t Always The Answer

Posted on | February 9, 2010 | 22 Comments

by Smitty

I just don’t see a screw-in coffin as ever being a hit except possibly among the hyper-secular FTW set.

screw_in_coffin

The jokes write themselves, unfortunately

It really makes no difference how efficient it is, or how much cost is avoided at the funeral home. Cremation remains an option.

Best wishes to the inventor; clearly some thought went into the idea. Some areas of life are so blissfully Luddite that the market is unlikely to pay much attention to alternatives, however clever.

Comments

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com Adrienne

    So that means my very last “event” on earth is getting screwed? Sounds ok to me…

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com Adrienne

    So that means my very last “event” on earth is getting screwed? Sounds ok to me…

  • Beto Ochoa

    It’s for typical politicians
    So crooked they have to be screwed into the grave.

  • http://theothermccain.com smitty

    @Adrienne,
    See picture caption. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Beto Ochoa

    It’s for typical politicians
    So crooked they have to be screwed into the grave.

  • http://theothermccain.com smitty

    @Adrienne,
    See picture caption. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dr. Frankenstein

    Where were these when I was trying to make my creature?

    Grave robbing would be a snap.

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dr. Frankenstein

    Where were these when I was trying to make my creature?

    Grave robbing would be a snap.

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com Adrienne

    Smitty – I saw the caption, but you know it’s all about me and my needs…

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com Adrienne

    …even in death ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com Adrienne

    Smitty – I saw the caption, but you know it’s all about me and my needs…

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com Adrienne

    …even in death ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    Do Australians have to have the screw turn counter-clockwise? Heh.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    Do Australians have to have the screw turn counter-clockwise? Heh.

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com Adrienne

    Proof – now that’s funny!

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com Adrienne

    Proof – now that’s funny!

  • http://www.politicalbyline.com Patrick

    10-4 on the screwing yourself into the ground.

    ๐Ÿ˜€

  • http://www.politicalbyline.com Patrick

    10-4 on the screwing yourself into the ground.

    ๐Ÿ˜€

  • http://table9chat.com Rose

    They can now make you into a diamond when they cremate you – I like that idea.

  • http://table9chat.com Rose

    They can now make you into a diamond when they cremate you – I like that idea.

  • Rich Fader

    Of course, Bill Clinton will probably screw himself into the ground, even without the coffin.

  • Rich Fader

    Of course, Bill Clinton will probably screw himself into the ground, even without the coffin.