by Smitty
I just don’t see a screw-in coffin as ever being a hit except possibly among the hyper-secular FTW set.
It really makes no difference how efficient it is, or how much cost is avoided at the funeral home. Cremation remains an option.
Best wishes to the inventor; clearly some thought went into the idea. Some areas of life are so blissfully Luddite that the market is unlikely to pay much attention to alternatives, however clever.
So that means my very last “event” on earth is getting screwed? Sounds ok to me…
So that means my very last “event” on earth is getting screwed? Sounds ok to me…
It’s for typical politicians
So crooked they have to be screwed into the grave.
@Adrienne,
See picture caption. 😉
It’s for typical politicians
So crooked they have to be screwed into the grave.
@Adrienne,
See picture caption. 😉
Where were these when I was trying to make my creature?
Grave robbing would be a snap.
Where were these when I was trying to make my creature?
Grave robbing would be a snap.
Smitty – I saw the caption, but you know it’s all about me and my needs…
…even in death 🙂
Smitty – I saw the caption, but you know it’s all about me and my needs…
…even in death 🙂
Do Australians have to have the screw turn counter-clockwise? Heh.
Do Australians have to have the screw turn counter-clockwise? Heh.
Proof – now that’s funny!
Proof – now that’s funny!
10-4 on the screwing yourself into the ground.
😀
10-4 on the screwing yourself into the ground.
😀
They can now make you into a diamond when they cremate you – I like that idea.
They can now make you into a diamond when they cremate you – I like that idea.
Of course, Bill Clinton will probably screw himself into the ground, even without the coffin.
Of course, Bill Clinton will probably screw himself into the ground, even without the coffin.