Bloggers Cause Danica Patrick Wreck at Daytona; Bikini Photos Survive Accident
Posted on | February 13, 2010 | 15 Comments
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — Danica Patrick’s bikini photos were uninjured after a 12-car accident ended this weekend’s Daytona International Speedway NASCAR debut for the pinup hottie known as “The Anna Kournikova of Auto Racing.”
Patrick was in 21st place when she was caught in a four-way Rule 5 blog pileup involving Lance Burri, Donald Douglas, Bob Belvedere and Doug Hagin.
“It was terribly distracting,” Patrick said in the pit area afterwards, as she stripped off her fireproof racing suit to reveal a stunning black bikini. “I was trying to concentrate on achieving yet another mediocre finish when suddenly I started getting all these Google alerts on my iPhone. I was trying to Twitter a message to Donald — I mean, yeah, Troglopundit is totally trying to hog the action — and then, ‘Blam!’ Some guy rams into me and I’m out of the race. Bummer.”
The 300-mile Nationwide Series race was won by veteran NASCAR driver Tony Stewart, who has never posed in a bikini.
Anne Hathaway’s breasts could not be reached for comment.
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February 13th, 2010 @ 11:22 pm
While talking to the other drivers involved in the wreck, I found that 7 of them were ‘reading’ The TrogloPundit using their onboard computers that displayed the image onto their windshields.
February 13th, 2010 @ 11:35 pm
Look’s like Robert’s making up for lost time on the the Rule 5 front! Danica is hot, so Troglo’s going have some competition. Although I must say, TCL’s Hathaway post has set a new standard of female-ogling righteousness!!
February 13th, 2010 @ 11:45 pm
They should have taken her cell phone and mascara away from her before the race started.
February 13th, 2010 @ 11:50 pm
Here’s some rule five action for the fellas at Horndog, er Corndog. You are all depraved.
February 13th, 2010 @ 11:51 pm
It’s only fair that the ladies have their rule five as well.
February 13th, 2010 @ 11:53 pm
Red, my wife has never caught me with either Charlize Theron or a corndog.
Yet.
February 14th, 2010 @ 1:13 am
[...] might not need to be told this. Obviously, being a stripper is one of those jobs — like NASCAR driver — where good looks are very important. Most ugly women understand this concept, and therefore [...]
February 14th, 2010 @ 8:41 am
At least the right guy won the race.
Tony Stewart
February 14th, 2010 @ 10:48 am
[...] 5 Sunday at The Other McCain (last weeks. Will link when new one goes up. In the meantime, Danica Patrick’s bikini photos were not hurt during a NASCAR [...]
February 14th, 2010 @ 11:00 am
You mean she hasn’t outed you yet. Women always know.
February 14th, 2010 @ 4:37 pm
Dear Colonel McCain:
To heap Doug and I in with an obviously mentally ill individual [Lance, who I staged an Internet Intervention on] and suspected perverted Professor [at least he claims to be one; for all we know, Donald is Rianne Theriault-Odom's Manager] Donald Douglas is an insult of the highest order. To imply that I would take any action to cause Miss Patrick any distress [especially considering I am about to take action to adopt her] is contemptible. I am tempted, sir, to have my second contact your second unless an apology is forthcoming.
I await your reply and remain your humble and…
Col. Beauregard ‘Bob’ Oswald Belvedere
February 14th, 2010 @ 9:17 pm
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February 15th, 2010 @ 12:43 am
[...] Robert Stacy McCain: “It was terribly distracting,” Patrick said in the pit area afterwards, as she stripped off her fireproof racing suit to reveal a stunning black bikini. “I was trying to concentrate on achieving yet another mediocre finish when suddenly I started getting all these Google alerts on my iPhone. I was trying to Twitter a message to Donald — I mean, yeah, Troglopundit is totally trying to hog the action — and then, ‘Blam!’ Some guy rams into me and I’m out of the race. Bummer.” [...]
February 15th, 2010 @ 3:25 am
I’ll put my money on Chrissy Wallace having a better season.
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February 19th, 2010 @ 2:32 pm
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