Obviously, the Solution to Our Nation’s Most Pressing Problems Is . . .
Posted on | February 13, 2010 | 14 Comments
. . . more Ann Hathaway boobies. That seems to be the agenda at Classic Liberal, at least, and who are we to argue? Even though Anne’s breasts have ceased to be Catholic, they nevertheless continue to exercise a miraculous influence:
- Some contend that Anne Hathaway’s splendid rack was responsible for the record blizzard that shut down the federal government this week.
- Tucker Carlson blames Jim Treacher’s hit-and-run “accident” on mysterious agents of a State Department conspiracy, but we know who really deserves credit: Anne Hathaway’s lovely hooters.
- Da Tech Guy’s CPAC fund-raising drive is now past the 50% mark. He thinks it’s his cool fedoras and trademark Sicilian hand gestures. But if you hit his tip jar now, clearly it’s because of Anne’s adorable tatas.
What other problems could be solved by Anne Hathaway’s perky breasts? I’m pretty sure they could have prevented Lawrence O’Donnell from melting down on MSNBC:
We expect VodkaPundit to contend that the demonstrable awesomeness of Anne Hathaway’s sweater puppies is equalled or exceeded by Christina Hendricks’ thoracic magnificence.
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