Shivering through a parliament on the Freedomworks balcony is hardly what I consider partying…

Where’s the fedora?
Where’s the “I partied with Smitty” t-shirt?

How about this: I didn’t go to CPAC, nor have we met in any circumstance. So you give me the t-shirt for free and it’s a complete and total lie.

The desire to get in on such earthshattering irony should compel you to agree to my terms.

Stacy: You should take up dicentra’s offer while it still only costs you twenty bucks!

Where’s the “I partied with Smitty” t-shirt?

Are you kidding, Mike? Smitty was too busy working on the Saturday FMJRA and the Rule 5 Sunday to hang out smoking Parliaments in the freezing cold with Alabama girls named “Lyndsey.”

We are, however, working diligently to create a complete line of Smitty merchandise. There is understandable concern about his German housefrau‘s potential reaction to the Smitty-logo thong panties . . .

My guess is that Smitty would appreciate a Cthulu CPAC logo on a t-back with the question posed,”Why vote for the lessor evil?”

Where’s the “Stacy was too cool to party with me at Scott Brown’s victory celebration” t-shirt?

It’s nice to wear costumes like Panday Kids.

There are times we must answer for our point of view, you of course do not. Brillant!