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  1. How about this: I didn’t go to CPAC, nor have we met in any circumstance. So you give me the t-shirt for free and it’s a complete and total lie.

    The desire to get in on such earthshattering irony should compel you to agree to my terms.

  2. How about this: I didn’t go to CPAC, nor have we met in any circumstance. So you give me the t-shirt for free and it’s a complete and total lie.

    The desire to get in on such earthshattering irony should compel you to agree to my terms.

  3. Where’s the “I partied with Smitty” t-shirt?

    Are you kidding, Mike? Smitty was too busy working on the Saturday FMJRA and the Rule 5 Sunday to hang out smoking Parliaments in the freezing cold with Alabama girls named “Lyndsey.”

    We are, however, working diligently to create a complete line of Smitty merchandise. There is understandable concern about his German housefrau‘s potential reaction to the Smitty-logo thong panties . . .

  4. Where’s the “I partied with Smitty” t-shirt?

    Are you kidding, Mike? Smitty was too busy working on the Saturday FMJRA and the Rule 5 Sunday to hang out smoking Parliaments in the freezing cold with Alabama girls named “Lyndsey.”

    We are, however, working diligently to create a complete line of Smitty merchandise. There is understandable concern about his German housefrau‘s potential reaction to the Smitty-logo thong panties . . .

  5. My guess is that Smitty would appreciate a Cthulu CPAC logo on a t-back with the question posed,”Why vote for the lessor evil?”

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