Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

It’s been a good week for both the country and Rule 5.

• Here’s My Thing leads off with Milla Jovovich, and also has Sarah Michelle Gellar
• The Pirate’s Cove has another entry from the infinite pinup supply, going so far as to notice Alice on the moon.
• GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD had a Milblog cutie, finishing with many such, and a mournful pose for the Polish dead. Then a UN note:
  

  United Nations hooks up to draft the world’s first comprehensive convention against terrorism. For the fourteenth time in ten years!

  Just keep pluckin’ that chicken, UN.

• A Conservative Shemale thinks Amber Heard in a bit full of herself.
• Cassie Fiano had a Fox News video about military wives learning burlesque for their husbands.
• Sports maven Fishersville Mike had Amy Mickelson, after her husband won the Masters.
• Dustbury catches us up on Lileks’ Law of Lingerie. Obey the law, people. He also celebrates Emma Watson’s birthday.
• Power and Control introduces Desiree Bassett, a 15 y/o guitarist with potential that can only be characterized as ridiculous. Her band is called Time Machine, which will necessitate a Joe Satriani moment:

• For the ladies, Russell Crowe in the PuffHo. Also, some beach babes from India.
• Smash Mouth Politics mentioned something about a Kate Gosselin Rule 5 post. Also, hotties on bikes.
• Yankee Phil has some elegant Jackie O.
• The Mind Numbed Robot appears to be muscling in on The Classic Liberal’s territory.
• Waxing Erratic returns with an assortment of cats and Asian lovlies.
• The Saint Anglibert Press recalls a scene from “Robin Hood: Men In Tights” which is well worth a “Heh”.
• Proof Positive serves up the Jayne Mansfield in the Vintage category, and Mariska Hargitay in the Friday Night zone. He also has a PETA repeata. Actually, it’s a sequel, but I can’t resist a stupid pun.
• Three Beers Later has Denise Milani and Juliana Moriera, and, let’s face it, altogether too much stuff atop the blog. It’s starting to look like my desk, that page.
• Eye of Polyphemus notes that Hayden Panettiere introduces dolphin logic we can appreciate.
• Point of a Gun noted several Rule 5 outings:
  • Girls with heavy metal strings.
  • Dana Loesch attempting to tell Chris Matthews something, anything, in this case about Tea Parties
  • Richmond, VA Tea Party babes & signs.
  • A Zooey Deschanel clip, surprisingly not a Dustbury submission.
• The Classic Liberal deploys Amy Acker to explore “Central Banking as an Engine of Corruption”
• Heidi Montag, suggests American Power. More Houston goodness, with Kathleen McKinley, Michelle Lancaster and Kevin Jackson. And, hot off the Twitter, Oceanside Tea Party hotties.
• In My Copious Free Time suggests that the IRS individual mandate collections may not be without recompense.
• Thoughts of FEI returns to the Fox News discussion with Courtney Friel and SE Cupp.
• House of Eratosthenes, who has run out of alphabet and apparently awaits some federal bailout to continue his research into pulchritude, offers a brace of beer bombshells in the interim.
• Belvedere returns to rock the Rule 5:
  • Barbara Ann Lawford
  • Sally Todd
  • Apologetic Rule 5 Belly Dancers!
  • Burka Babes
  • Connie Cooper
  • Jessica Simpson
• Paco Enterprises features Eleanor Powell and Buddy Rich. Primo stuff!
• TrogloPundit, peering out of his Quasimodo-esque cage has spotted Paris Hilton and Christina Applegate. At the same time. Troglovision can do that.
• Gateway Pundit notes some dodgy theology about kikinis and disasters, and provides an apparently Swedish example.

Bonus Joe, asking the eternal question: “Why?”

The tear line of shame.

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• Yankee Phil features Oksana Grigorieva, and includes Mel Gibson. How you punt on seven children is something I don’t care to know.

That’s your Rule 5 Sunday. Peace to all, and updates to Smitty.