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Lesbian Elena Kagan Will Be Nominated by Obama; Gayest SCOTUS Evah!

Posted on | May 9, 2010 | 69 Comments

Tonight, I’m reaping the Google traffic bonanza from “How Gay Is Elena Kagan?” (Short answer: Gayer than Rosie O’Donnell guest-hosting the Ellen DeGeneres show.) Now everybody’s Googling for America’s most famous stealth lesbian:

Kagan, 50, served as the Dean of Harvard Law Lesbian School from 2003 to 2009. Obama nominated her to serve in her current post as solicitor general early in 2009, and she won Senate confirmation by a vote of 61-31. She is the first woman lesbian to serve as solicitor general of the United States. . . .
Some liberal critics have said that Kagan’s views on executive power and the treatment of terrorist detainees are too conservative lesbian . . .

Obviously, some editing was required there. Does anyone care what I think of Elena Kagan’s judicial philosophy? No, but they’ll scour every corner of the Internet for “Elena Kagan lesbian” or “Elena Kagan gay,” and it’s been months since I’ve had a Google-bomb winner like that. (If you’re looking for “Elena Kagan nude” or “Elena Kagan sex video,” you’re pathetic and disgusting, but traffic is traffic.)

For some reason, while conservatives are mostly indifferent toward Kagan’s gayness, the Obama administration has acted as if it were a huge scandal, as conservative lesbian Cynthia Yockey explains:

Well, thank Gaia gays and lesbians can count on the left — the gay-lovin’, gay rights supportin’ left — to have their backs. So how are they taking the news? KA. FREAKING. BOOM! SHAME-A-PALOOZA! The White House announced that Kagan is straight and it is all Bush’s fault if anyone says otherwise. HuffPo has declared war on the “Republican whispering campaign.” Human Rights Campaign is decrying discussion of Kagan’s sexual orientation as being “straight out of the right-wing playbook.” . . .
Lesbians and gays are outnumbered on the left by other demographic groups that hate us and want us dead. . . . I believe it is these leftist anti-gay identity groups who are working hard to shift blame for a “whispering campaign” onto conservatives and Republicans.

The purpose of the Kagan “whispering campaign” blame game is the same as the Tea Party “racism” smears: To convince Americans (gay, straight, black, white, whatever) that conservatives are dangerous, irrational bigots. As it becomes starkly apparent that Democrats are incompetent to cope with the nation’s economic and national-security problems, the Left has increasingly resorted to defamation and demonization of their political opponents. It’s the only argument they’ve got.

Beyond that, if you want serious discussion of the Elena Kagan nomination, try Legal InsurrectionMichelle MalkinTammy Bruce, Weasel Zippers or The Lonely Conservative. Legal analysis isn’t my specialty. I’m just a blogger trying to make a buck.

ELENA KAGAN IS TOTALLY GAY!

Don’t hate me for being a capitalist.

UPDATE: Hands off my Google-bomb, Donald Douglas!

UPDATE II: Bob Belvedere and Da Tech Guy are not ashamed to covet the lucrative Google-bomb.

UPDATE III: More non-rumors from Cliff at Another Black Conservative and from Jules Crittenden.

Meanwhile, in the comments below, Jennifer from A Conservative Shemale seems offended by my sense of humor. Although National Offend a Feminist Week ended yesterday, permit me to wonder hypothetically whether Jennifer would be offended or flattered if I replied, “Run along and get me a cup of coffee, sweetheart.”

Being oppressed by the patriarchy = acceptance?

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  • Jerry

    Hmm, soon you will have to be a black, female lesbain Muslim to be considerd to the Supreme court due to the fact that unique qualification has never been filled. White, Anglo-sxon Protestants need not apply. Oliver Wendell Holmes would not be nominated under today’s selection process. Neither would Gorge Washington, Ben Franklin, or Thomas Jefferson.
    They supported the original tea party demonstrations!!

  • Jerry

    Hmm, soon you will have to be a black, female lesbain Muslim to be considerd to the Supreme court due to the fact that unique qualification has never been filled. White, Anglo-sxon Protestants need not apply. Oliver Wendell Holmes would not be nominated under today’s selection process. Neither would Gorge Washington, Ben Franklin, or Thomas Jefferson.
    They supported the original tea party demonstrations!!

  • http://www.aconservativelesbian.com/ Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative

    Stacy,

    Thanks for the link and the quote! I linked you in my comment thread since I posted about my Pajamas Media piece, which you quoted, at my place.

    The Left is attacking Kagan, which is starting to strike me as the most glowing testimonial she could possibly have.

    I also see I am going to have to pay more attention to Google bombs — nice work you did there, even unto grabbing “conservative lesbian.”

    XOXO!

  • http://www.aconservativelesbian.com/ Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian

    Stacy,

    Thanks for the link and the quote! I linked you in my comment thread since I posted about my Pajamas Media piece, which you quoted, at my place.

    The Left is attacking Kagan, which is starting to strike me as the most glowing testimonial she could possibly have.

    I also see I am going to have to pay more attention to Google bombs — nice work you did there, even unto grabbing “conservative lesbian.”

    XOXO!

  • Rich Fader

    Prediction: Elena becomes inspirited by Zuul the Gatekeeper, Sonia Sotomayor becomes inspirited by Vinz Clortho the Keymaster, and they…er…summon Gozer, IYKWIMAITYD (NTTAWWT). Hilarity ensues.

  • Rich Fader

    Prediction: Elena becomes inspirited by Zuul the Gatekeeper, Sonia Sotomayor becomes inspirited by Vinz Clortho the Keymaster, and they…er…summon Gozer, IYKWIMAITYD (NTTAWWT). Hilarity ensues.

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  • Rich Fader

    y4e, I actually like Elena Kagan. I’ve long enjoyed her interviews for NBC Sports. I’m glad to see she’s embraced her true nature and…oh, wait a minute. You mean she’s not Bob Costas in drag?

  • Rich Fader

    y4e, I actually like Elena Kagan. I’ve long enjoyed her interviews for NBC Sports. I’m glad to see she’s embraced her true nature and…oh, wait a minute. You mean she’s not Bob Costas in drag?

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  • Nimrod Gently

    Holy Jesus on a moped, have you no sense of decency? Have you never heard of shame? Haven’t you ever been punched hard about the face and neck?

  • Nimrod Gently

    Holy Jesus on a moped, have you no sense of decency? Have you never heard of shame? Haven’t you ever been punched hard about the face and neck?

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