Emergency: Please Help Cynthia Yockey UPDATE: Thanks — You Did It!

Regular readers know my longtime friend Cynthia Yockey, whom I first met at CPAC 2009. Cynthia was a fresh-minted ex-Democrat at the time, being one of the PUMAs (“Party Unity, My A$$”) women angered by Barack Obama taking the nomination away from Hillary Clinton. Seems like a million years ago, doesn’t it? Anyway, Cynthia blogged for more than a decade at The Conservative Lesbian (the site is currently on hiatus), and has been an outspoken critic of the transgender agenda.

Andrew Breitbart (left) with Cynthia Yockey (right) at CPAC 2012.

Cynthia is active in the Iowa Republican Party, and helped rally support for Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks in the 2024 election, and has worked most recently as a ghost writer and researcher, assisting with Jack Posobiec’s book Unhumans: The Secret History of Communist Revolutions (and How to Crush Them) among other projects.

All this is preamble to urging readers to hit Cynthia’s tip jar immediately. Due to some health problems, she was unable to work regularly for a while, fell behind on her mortgage and needs to come up with $1,500 by Wednesday to avoid foreclosure. Not to invoke any “greedy banker” stereotypes — Snidely Whiplash twirling his mustache — but this is just one of those damsel-in-distress situations that require emergency intervention. When Cynthia got in touch with me Sunday afternoon, I’d just finished working with my son on our family’s Fourth of July fireworks finale and felt a pang of regret that I’d had no forewarning of Cynthia’s impending crisis. Three days is short notice to come up with $1,500, but I assured her I’d do what I could.

Professor Glenn Reynolds has called attention to Cynthia’s Brain Fog Diagnosis Checklist, an 83-page guide to the problem she was dealing with the past year. Part of the problem is that patients suffering from this issue may not realize it is really a medical symptom (often associated with hypothyroidism), and health professionals might not correctly diagnose the causes. From her own experience, Cynthia was motivated to produce this resource to help others, and if she were to sell just 40 copies of the Brain Fog Diagnosis Checklist, that would be enough to save her from foreclosure. In the meantime, however . . .

HIT CYNTHIA’S FREAKING TIP JAR!

Crowd-funding $1,500 means that if 300 people give $5 each, or if 75 people give $20 each, that will add up to the needed total. We’ve done this kind of thing many times before, and whatever you give, please know that you are thereby answering prayers. Thanks in advance.

UPDATE: Success! Today I spoke to Cynthia, who has been able to save her home from foreclosure, thanks to your help. Thanks, everyone!

 

Cynthia Yockey Is a Real Woman Battling the Trans Cult, and She Needs Your Help

Andrew Breitbart (left) with Cynthia Yockey (right) at CPAC 2012.

The first time I met Cynthia Yockey was in the lobby of the Omni Shoreham Hotel at CPAC 2009, and her story fascinated me. Cynthia had been a Democrat, one of the PUMA (“Party Unity My A–”) women, supporters of Hillary Clinton in the 2008 primaries enraged by what they saw as the sexist tactics of Barack Obama’s campaign. Although most of the PUMAs eventually reconciled themselves to Obama’s nomination, Cynthia was so angry she decided to give conservatives a chance, and you can read her account of being welcomed with open arms at CPAC. (Among other things, I made sure she got invited to all the good parties.) Cynthia was part of the crowd at the gigantic Tea Party rally on the D.C. Mall in September 2009, and when I flew back from covering the 2012 Florida primary, she gave me a ride home from the airport. Cynthia was a friend of Andrew Breitbart, and more recently has become a one-woman army determined to battle the transgender cult:

Powered by a coalition of wealthy leftist non-profits, transgender activists have seized control of social media, magazines, news media, teachers’ unions, public schools, and universities, mostly by establishing policies that make it hate speech and bullying to say things like “women don’t have penises,” “men don’t have babies,” and “nothing changes your sex.” . . .
As a conservative lesbian, I’m in a unique position to lead the battle against the destructive, totalitarian transgender activist agenda because the left can’t attack me with bogus claims of prejudice without committing real acts of prejudice themselves. Also, in my book I have created a win-win agenda that will protect women and children without harming the rights of transgender people. But right now the payment for work I’ve done that would cover my bills this month is indefinitely delayed. I don’t know how I’m going to keep the lights and heat on, never mind the Internet connection I need to do my work and finish my book. . . .

You can read the whole thing, and you can also read some of the work Cynthia has recently been doing at the Capital Research Center’s Bombthrowers blog, including a report about how activists tried to get a Boise State University professor fired for opposing their agenda:

Professor [Scott] Yenor writes their next big goal is to promote the transgender activist agenda, especially its drive to repeal age of consent laws so that children may self-diagnose as transgender and be socially and medically transitioned without their parents’ knowledge or consent. . . .
As a conservative lesbian and author of the forthcoming book, War in the Women’s Room: How to Get Men in Dresses Out of Women’s Spaces and Save Your Children from Confusion about Their Sex, published by Dangerous Books, I can tell you repealing age of consent laws to allow children to diagnose themselves as transgender is indeed a major goal of the transgender movement, but it is being pushed by people of testosterone, not feminists. Even the pussy-hat feminists didn’t include or give center stage to transgender activists in their big march on Washington, D.C., the day after President Trump’s inauguration.
In fact, second- and third-wave feminists are at war with one another over the demands of transgender activists that feminists must consider men to be women, if they say they are, and even privilege them above natal women because they demand special treatment.
It is transgender activists of testosterone who seek control of children and their schools to indoctrinate and convert children to their dogma that biological sex is irrelevant to determining a person’s nature. At the same time, they argue that gender, also known as taste in clothes and social presentation, has mutually exclusive qualities. They say gender is something that can be imposed on children as a social construct, yet also innate and essential, which allows them to argue they were “born this way.” As I explain in detail in my upcoming book, the reasons why transgender activists are doing this to children have to do with the largely hidden real reasons people become transgender and the fact that they discovered their campaigns . . . succeed when they use children as visual persuasion devices. . . .

Powerful stuff there, and you’ll note that Cynthia indicts “people of testosterone” (i.e., males who “identify” as women) for promoting this weird agenda. When I first started covering the internecine conflict between radical feminists and transgender activists in January 2014, my attitude was that this was a battle between two competing victimhood lobbies on the Left. The more I paid attention to it, however, the more I realized that the radical feminists, crazy as they may be, were at least fighting in defense of biological facts. Their opponents are a cult which promotes denial of scientific truth with propaganda targeting vulnerable youth. The Transgender Cult is one of the most wicked things I’ve ever encountered in more than three decades of journalism. As I have argued (“The Problem With ‘Gender Equality’ and How SJWs Reached Their Stalingrad”), transgender activists are exploiting basic errors in the feminist movement’s ideology to advance an anti-woman agenda.

What makes the transgender cult so dangerous is its totalitarian demand for the suppression of dissent, its quasi-Stalinist subversion of reality: “Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.” By compelling people to repeat falsehoods — e.g., to address Zachary Antolak as “Zinnia Jones” — and thereby participate in deception, transgender activists seek to corrupt society in a profound way. Their effort to silence opposition has led to violence (“Transgender Bullies Make Worldwide News After Attack in London’s Hyde Park”) and yet, in a complete reversal of reality, these fanatical bullies claim that they are actually the victims of “hate.”

Cynthia Yockey is working to expose the truth. As she says, she is “in a unique position” to speak out on this issue, and when her book is published, I think a lot of people will take notice. In the meantime, however, she’s two days away from getting her Internet service shut off, and so I am asking readers to go hit Cynthia’s tip jar, which I’ve already done. She wrote in an email to me: “I was in tears yesterday wondering how I would meet this bill, then I prayed. I hope this turns out to be the answer to my prayers.” However much you can give — $5 or $10 or $20 — will help. Thanks in advance, and may God bless you.

UPDATE: You did it! Cynthia has posted her thanks to everyone who contributed, and I hope you’ll follow her on Twitter.

 

HELP CYNTHIA YOCKEY!

An emergency bleg at A Conservative Lesbian:

Right now I am sitting next to the bed of my 99-year-old dad, Hubert P. Yockey, and for the next few hours or days, he is still one of the last living nuclear physicists of the Manhattan Project. He shortened the war with Japan by improving the design of the Calutron, the machine used at Oak Ridge, Tennessee, to separate uranium for the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima. After over 20 happy years caring for my late life partner, who died of complications of multiple sclerosis in 2004, I came back home in October 2006 to live with my dad and provide his care. But I need help from my friends to do my last service for him. I need to ask for donations to cover the cost of a budget cremation for him. My goal is $2,050. . . .

Please go read the whole thing and hit Cynthia’s tip jar. I did.

 

Thoughts on Teamwork

Have you ever hit Da Tech Guy’s tip jar? I have and you should. Have you ever contributed to the Protein Wisdom monthly fund drive? I have and you should. And how about hitting Jimmie Bise’s tip jar? Are you some kind of Commie bolshevik pinko sympathizer, or are you gonna do something to help these guys in the fight?

Well, I could go on and on suggesting bloggers who could use your contributions. It is the general idea that matters. As I once remarked, the world is divided into two kinds of people: Good people, and sons of bitches who never hit a blogger’s tip jar.

The spectacle of “MalaysiaGate,” about which I have written much already and plan to write more soon, brings to mind the subject of generosity and cooperation. Cynical sarcasm is my stock in trade. I’d be shortchanging my own tip-jar hitters if I didn’t make wisecracks like this:

Brutal dictatorships are bad things, and so are Republican bloggers who score fat consulting contracts and don’t cut me in on the action.

The self-deprecating humor is sincere. If powerful Malaysian interests had been willing to pay $400,000 to obtain the services of a natural-born smartass, how quickly would I have cashed that check? Immediately. 

Let’s not kid anybody. Honesty is a virtue, and it would be dishonest to present myself as morally superior to Josh Treviño, Ben Domenech and their friends, simply because I have never sought the kind of reputation that would make my services valuable to the ruling regimes of foreign nations. My intentional clownishness is a way of preventing myself from ever being tempted with such an offer, and also to prevent becoming the kind of self-important Serious Person whose colleagues laugh at him behind his back as the pompous douchebag he really is.

Please, laugh at my face, not behind my back.

And my face is mighty damned laughable, we must admit.

Being the court jester is a fun gig, and involves little responsibility, but I try to do my part as a member of the team, understanding that my success is dependent on the team’s success, and membership on the roster requires that I do work that is of value to the team’s common project. And this is just a 350-word preamble to an excerpt from an e-mail I sent in reply to a friend who had written to me about the MalaysiaGate story:

Ambition is a good thing. No one would get out of bed in the morning unless they had some expectation that their day’s labor would advance their own well-being. But unless ambition is wedded to morality — a sense of honor and duty — it will inevitably become a purely selfish thing. The sense of rat-race competition, the insatiable desire to exceed the fame and fortune of one’s peers, creates the idea that “everybody does it,” and that the only difference between winners and losers is that losers are insufficiently ruthless.
Loyalty must be a two-way street, and success requires teamwork. The selfish hot dog, who attempts to monopolize all the prestige of an organization by derogating his potential rivals and denying them credit for their share of the work, is seeking rewards he has not truly earned. Afflicted with narcissism, however, such people generally have the view that they are entitled to all they can get their hands on, that their personal excellence is such that they are born to rule over others, rather than to serve in any humble or obscure station. From the perspective of that worldview, the backstabbing and cronyism and conflicts of interest are just the way of the world, and anyone who criticizes those who succeed by such methods is merely envious at having been beaten at a game they were too stupid to play well. . . .
I understand that I’m playing a team sport. My success is not an isolated achievement, and I owe much to the assistance of others. Having been helped, I am obligated as a matter of duty to help others.
Generosity is not merely a moral obligation, but is necessary to the success of any cooperative enterprise. However great our personal qualities, however tireless our labors, none of us can succeed without the willing assistance of others. And such assistance is hard to obtain unless people are recognized and rewarded for their help.

Cynthia Yockey just called to tell me she wants to come to CPAC, but needs money to hire someone to watch her ailing father — for whom Cynthia is sole caregiver — for two or three days. I didn’t have time to listen to all her problems, much less to solve them myself, but I told Cynthia, “Don’t worry about the money. We’ll take care of that.”

Please don’t make me a liar. Go hit Cynthia’s tip jar now and read her excellent story about Commies, too.

 

Debating Gay Marriage With Cynthia Yockey On Da Tech Guy’s Radio Show

by Smitty

I’ve been invited to debate my dear friend Cynthia Yockey of A Conservative Lesbian on Da Tech Guy’s show tomorrow afternoon, on 26 January 2013, from 2-3 PM EST, if the technical gremlins are smiling.

My arguments will consist of pure, heated denunciation, in the style of that 18th century fire breather Jonathan Edwards using that immortal chestnut Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God as an outline. Why make the rubble bounce, when you can pulverize it into a brimstone-scented incense? I ask you.

Of course I’ll be doing none of that. Cynthia and Pete Da Tech Guy have been friends for years, and this is an opportunity both to showcase his new, syndicated format, to encourage Cynthia on a project that I understand is in progress, and to exchange ideas where we vary substantially in the kind of rational way you used to think possible with the Left. One does not intend to offer religious arguments, at least as a going in position.

DaTechGuy syndicated run begins at a temporary time on the Money Matters Radio network from 1-3 PM EST bringing you Matt O’Brien talking about a new initiative to stop Obamacare in its tracks in our the first hour and in our second hour the great debate. Chris Smitty Smith of The Other McCain on one side and Cynthia Yockey from A Conservative Lesbian on the other with the topic, Gay Marriage!

The call in number is 888-205-2263 the live stream for the Money Matters Network is here and or you can listen live via TuneIn.

Woo hoo!

Our Tolerant Liberal Overlords (Unexpectedly!) Mock Dancing Lesbian

She insists on being known as “A Conservative Lesbian, Cynthia Yockey,” because that gets her to the top of any alphabetically ordered blogroll, at least until I change the name of this blog to “AAA Homophobic Sexist Patriarchal Theocratic Right-Wing Swine.” But I digress . . .

A video of Cynthia dancing to a rap song by Steven Crowder and Chris Loesch at CPAC went viral, which earned her mockery at Wonkette and at Mediaite, where Frances Martel wrote, “There is also an elder white lady grooving that is either hilarious or tragic” before subsequently updating to acknowledge that the “elder white lady” was in fact Cynthia, who is (a) merely 58 and (b) what would otherwise be regarded by liberals as a Sacred Victim of Unjust Discrimination.

Cynthia has taken notice of this, and there are a couple more things I’d like to point out:

  1. Would Mediate ever describe Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, or any number of other liberal Baby Boomers as “elder”?
  2. Why is the sexual preference of conservatives only noted when they are caught in “hypocrisy,” or outed by liberals, or openly gay and criticizing the GOP as homophobic?

Seriously: There are lots and lots of gay people who vote Republican and support conservative policies and never complain about discrimination or get caught in scandals, but you’d have no idea of this if all you knew was what you read in the liberal media.

For example, there were thousands of lesbians at CPAC. How do I know this? Well, there were many women attending the conference who did not fling themselves in lovestruck desperation at me, and so therefore . . .

Well, need I say it? I think not.

Anyway, Cynthia Yockey is good people and you should go hit her tip jar immediately, because when I flew back from Florida and no one else could get to the airport to pick me up, Cynthia was “AAA Ride Home From the Airport.” Some have entertained angels unaware.

Cynthia Yockey Compiles the Headlines (With Gratuituous Cheesecake, Too)

NAPLES, Fla.
A couple days ago, on my drive from Jacksonville to Orlando, Cynthia Yockey and I had a phone conversation that eventually turned to the question of what she could do in the way of revenue enhancement.

“Look, give me a good daily headline aggregation of campaign news,” I said. “With all this running around and deadlines and stuff, I’m falling way behind on the basic political news. I’d be happy to outsource the aggregation, so to speak, and tell people to hit your tip jar for it. Just be sure and include a vintage pin-up girl in every post.”

So she did, and features Mary Tyler Moore in her headline aggregation today. If you like brunettes with sunny smiles — and hey, I married one — you gotta love MTM. Because she’s got spunk!

You’ve just seen a three-minute enactment of what the interview process would look like if I ran the newsroom. Except that, unlike Lou Grant, I actually like spunk.

Cynthia Yockey’s got spunk, and you should hit her tip jar.

What Cynthia Said

by Smitty

OK, I don’t necessarily agree with the presumption that BHO attains re-election:

With regard to Gov. Palin, I do hope she sets her sights on running for president in 2016 to succeed Obama. When Gov. Palin spoke on Sept. 3 to a Tea Party audience in Indianola, Iowa, she laid out the most positive and practical path for restoring America to prosperity of any of the candidates. She has the ability to make people believe in themselves and their ability to overcome their greatest challenges, which is not only required for a nation to prosper but also is the most powerful cure for the pathological desire to depend on the government to solve every problem. If she does what she has to do to overcome the objections that establishment Republicans had to her candidacy this time around, she is exactly the person most capable of cleaning up the mess that Obama will leave.

However, the potential for BHO to retain power should be used freely to nudge the slackers into participation.