Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday is upon us, and may it bring a mellow mood to a mad world.

• The Pirate’s Cove had a great Memorial Day pinup.
• No Sheeples Here mourned Rue McClanahan.
• Dr. WyBlog has the prescription: “Aside from copious amounts of brain bleach, the only known antidote to the image of Helen Thomas is a picture of Jillian Barberie.”
• The Daley Gator‘s #2 babe of all time is Salma Hayek, who lost the top billing to Lisa Marie Scott. Complete list here. Returning to regular Rule 5, DG brings Vanessa Milnnillo. And a follow up to WyBlog’s Jillian Barberie. Also, Blake Lively.
• Vodka Pundit featured Vanessa Milnnillo in The Week in Blogs.
• Waxing Erratic gives us the cut kitties and the Asian dolls.
• Dustbury points to Angie Harmon and Sasha Alexander from the upcoming Rizzoli and Isles. And then Frédérique Bel. He found the shoe-shot for Debbie Lorenzana.
• Adrienne’s Corner featured Andrea Bocelli not singing much, but conveying something very, very important.
• The Republican Mother is new to the Rule 5 scene, and has answered Adrienne’s post with some Johnny Cash. We’ll match TRM’s Johnny with a slightly less dark Cash outing on a. . .U2 record?

“I stopped outside a churchouse,
where the citizens like to sit.
They say they want the Kingdom,
but they don’t want God in it.”

Bonus U2:

• Trainwife had a Memorial Day tribute to John Wayne.
• TrogloPundit reports on Danica being attractive and a big draw despite recent setbacks and amphibian blogger fans, but mostly recent setbacks. She polishes off the 5th, and apparently drives like it, eventually getting demoted to sixth. Trog also thanks us for driving his traffic. We just helpful like that. TrogloPundit reported on the breaking developments in the Transformers franchise. Hey, if it makes him happy, it can’t be that bad. Yes it can.
• Irish Cicero paraphrases another famous Roman with the VENI VICI BLOGGI.
• KURU Lounge brought in babe consultant Jordan Carver for Memorial Day.
• Bob Belvedere brings babes:
  • Rusty Fisher
  • Debrahlee Lorenzana
  • Donna Lynn
  • Dolly Read
  • Salma Hayek, Emma Samms & OhNoMakeItStop!
• Instapundit and Jonah Goldberg both voted for and linked the 20 hottest women in the new media. Jonah: “My shame spiral is bottomless.” Only one of the ladies actually thanked Rule 5 for our unstinting support. Then again, GSGF dusts the competition handily for raw style; of course we link Courtney a lot.
• Speaking of whom, GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD reveals what may have initially attracted the Israeli commandos to the relief ship, and also offers commuting tips for those stuck in SOCAL traffic.
• Dan Collins at POWIP reveals himself a Liz Stephans fan.
• Reboot Congress brings a Dana Loesch photo essay, and a trio of Martina Miller performances.
• Mind Numbed Robot recalls Persis Khambatta who died mysteriously about 12 years ago.
• Fishersville Mike brings us a Kate Smith statue deemed lucky in Philly. But does it ring their bell, if I’m at liberty to crack a joke? And a bit of Carrie Underwood.
• Fausta seems to be tangoed up in blue lately. But we’re surviving.
• Proof Positive brought Angie Dickinson and Grace Park. Also, the ninth installment of women of PETA.
• Three Beers Later reports on the Clipsal Race Girls. For certain babe-laden values of ‘reports’.
• Michigan Blogger features a lovely brunette named Selma Blair.
• Yankee Phil reports that Esquire has named Christina Hendricks the Best Looking Woman.
• Eye of Polyphemus gazes upon Gabrielle Anwar. The full ATF list, which is topped by Reese Witherspoon.
• Saberpoint approved of Sarah Palin’s gams. When you look that good unposed. . .
• The Classic Liberal featured Tiffani Amber Thiessen and the politics of sex, and also sent in the Selma Blair link.
• Goldfish and Clowns had a list of 5 ladies of the new media with some interesting criteria and excellent results. (h/t POWIP)
• Nation of Cowards features Jessica Biel.
• Paco Enterprises brings us Virginia Maxey singing “Jeepers Creepers”.
• Uncle Jimbo took up an enviable position, as one does when such a tough guy. When PJTV gets to doing feature films, they have to get him in something.
• At The Point Of A Gun had a couple of posts on Lost, which were, indeed, lost on me.
• iOwnTheWorld had a sweet shot of an iron horse with a big iron on its hip.
• American Power picks up the big iron on the hip theme with shots from the pro-SB1070 rally in Phoenix.

That’s your Rule 5 Sunday. Send your PG13 or milder links to Smitty for inclusion in next Sunday’s outing. Hold the Helen Thomas.