by Smitty

Update: Rule 5 salutes Manute Bol, and thanks Atlas Shrugs, again, for education.

The reward for your patience, as I was seeing the family and judging the iOwnTheWorld contest last weekend, is a double dose of Rule 5 goodness.

Starting From The Top

Chronologically the oldest in my “Rule 5” label in GMail. . .

• The Pirate’s Cove has another signature pinup.
• SI VIS PACEM has retro Guillaume art that is NSFW.
• GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD continues to be a preferred Rule 5 inclusion:
  • Hotties gossiping about the Israel situation.
  • Proper heat for the longest war.
  • Propaganda from Iran, an the GSGF reaction.
  • The Stunners react to sanctions on Iran.
  • Green Light II: Israeli permission to light up MA’s life?
  • Rethinking striking Iran. Let those girls have a pillow fight!
  • The Army’s Birthday with two bikini-clad chicks on a mechanical bull. Will Uncle Jimbo link?
  • The AFPAK Forecast is just a bit weird.
• iOwnTheWorld links to a Florida Pundit contest which has some occasionally toxic entries. You can apply the knowledge you gain from that contest to this video.

The Conservative Dude Situation

• Dr. Helen felt that Stephen Green got robbed on the Conservative Men roundup. At least he wasn’t playing socker.
• Haemet was concerned at the dearth of legal hotties.
• This blog absolutely Will Not Sponsor a charity groin wax. No. Charity only goes so far, and certainly not that far.

Accusations Of Stuffing Of The Non-Ballot-Box Kind

No one has asked whether my 44-inch chest is As Nature Intended, because the answer should be the same: no one cares. Yet a former VP candidate continues to be the all-purpose distraction for a failed Administration.

• American Power
• Dustbury
• Proof Positive
• American Glob has the S.P. reply.

Like Strands Through The Hourglass, So Are The Days. . .Wait

A beach moment with Charlie Crist was popular for some reason this week, bringing out the Rule 5 in some unusual locations.

• Instapundit instantly instantiated an instapost for that photo.
• Smash Mouth Politics
• Power Line
• Left Coast Rebel
• VodkaPundit’s “The Week In Blogs”

Back To Random Bits

Organized by blogger:

• Yankee Phil spots us some Peter Paul Rubens.
• Riehl World View peeked under the burka.
• Proof Positive merits a section:
  • Debrahlee Lorenzana makes Babe of the Week.
  • Also went burkha.
  • Barbara Eden
  • Claudia Schiffer
  • Hot Chick a Latte
  • Women of PETA X
  • Women of PETA XI
  • Pamela the Fabulous and Ayla Brown.
  • Jenny Agutter
  • Hayden Panettiere
  • X Ray hottie

Bonus: The Vapors
“I want a doctor to take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well.”

• Bob Belvedere, abetted by the mysterious “Bishop” has been most productive:
  • Flag Day
  • Die Wassertragerin
  • Carrie Keagan
  • Judy Tyler
  • Laura Young
  • Ashlyn Martin
  • Gaye Rennie
  • The Tudors
  • Susan Denberg
• Smash Mouth Politics:
  • Joan Jett, Crimson and Clover.
  • Flag Day!
  • Situps
  • Unofficial Katy Perry
  • Hot Babe With Gun
• House of Eratosthenes denies the Procrustean rumors.
• Troglopundit
  • Wants to be Danica’s furniture.
  • Approves using women, but not as furniture.
  • Mourns the death of the Big 12 while lounging on his furniture.
  • Fills the carved-in “Megan Fox is hawt” on the arm of his furniture.
• Dustbury:
  • Halle Berry
  • Diablo Cody
  • Zooey Deschanel packing
  • Kylie Minogue
• American Power:
  • Teri Hatcher in a follow-up to the S.P. boobie speculation.
  • Skye in a follow-up to the 20 Hottest Conservative Women.
  • Kate Perry slamming ‘Alejandro’. I guess Lady Gaga is working on a ‘Telephone’ sequel: Alejandroid.
  • Heidi Klum looking fabulous.
  • That burka commercial.
  • Alejandro Fashion Credits
  • Trying to kick up interest in soccer.
  • Katherine Heigl
  • Alisyn Camerota
  • Katy Perry
• The Classic Liberal:
  • Rachel Bilson and the ruling elite.
  • Rule 5 Tuesday
  • Cherly Cole on speculators. Gotta blame someone.
• Washington Rebel:
  • Rule 5 Saturday
  • To an unknown ISP–culture break.
  • Saturday night cat prowl.
  • Babes of the Twilight Zone 2
  • Babes of the Twilight Zone 3
  • Rule 5 Festgate
• Daley Gator:
  • ‘Zonie Protest Hottie.
  • World Cup interest items.
  • Shania Twain
  • Susan Ward
  • Nicole Eggert
  • Roselyn Sanchez
  • Holly Marie Combs
• Paco Enterprises:
  • Rosemary Clooney “Blues in the Night”.
• Three Beers Later:
  • Happy Feet Friday
  • Pit Babes and Grid Girls
  • Juliana Moreira and here.
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Denise Milani
  • Mae West
• Vanderleun had a clip of IDF hotties.
• Fishersville Mike tries to figure out how hot cheerleaders don’t melt the ice in hockey matches. The answer is that all of the heat is transferred by the Zamboni to the Jacuzzi.
• Michigan Blogger features Mary Lynn Rajskub.
• Eye of Polyphemus brings Lily Cole.
• At The Point Of A Gun features an unplugged Lady Gaga cover that ain’t too shabby.
• Nation of Cowards brings Holly Madison, bunny at large, and a tightly patriotic Kate Perry.
• Mind Numbed Robot features Kari Byron.
• Waxing Erratic has the assortment of animals and Asian lovelies.
• Left Bank of the Charles has an excellent photo roundup of Nikki Haley.
• House of Eratosthenese has a great beer commercial.
• Honesty in Motion brings Vera Santos, who has you nearly wanting to be single, 20 years younger, and in Portugal.
• Beltway Baseball features Mr. and Mrs. Strasburg, a handsome couple.
• Uncoverage noted the cleanup efforts of the Hooters girls, as well as the narrative control about Cleopatra.
• A Conservative Shemale features Denise Milani, figuring bits is bits, hits is hits, and wits is wits.
• iOwnTheWorld had a mini-roundup of Hollywood Badasses and the wheels that moved them. Also, hot chicks and guns.
• WyBlog notes Miley Cyrus not trying to be slutty, yet hanging around with too many politicians in any case. Girl could acquire a reputation.
• Mean Ol’ Meany updated the Rima Fakih story, and brought out the Larissa Riquelme story.
• Jules Crittenden features Scott Brown stroking a. . .cat. Gauging the level of temptation I have overcome in writing something un-saucy here is left as an exercise for the reader.
• For What It’s Worth contributed to the buildup of World Cup interest.
• Fausta brings the tango.
• The Saint Angilbert Press brings the daily cutie.

The Tear Line of Shame:
When Rule 5 must notice socially unacceptable behavior in the name of journalism, it goes here:

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• Yankee Phil:
  • Yankee Phil posted on the Al Gore situation.