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Lindsay Lohan Out of Jail

Posted on | August 2, 2010 | 20 Comments

And into rehab again:

The 24-year-old actress was discharged from a suburban Los Angeles jail about 1:35 a.m. Monday. She served 14 days of a 90-day jail sentence for violating her probation for a 2007 drug case.
The “Mean Girls” star’s release doesn’t end her legal saga though. She now must go to an inpatient rehab program.

In other celebrity news, Antoine Dodson — whom you might recall from last week’s video — is now a bona fide Internet viral superstar. Of course, he’s from Alabama, land of viral superstars.

UPDATE: Not on Antoine, but on Lindsay:

If Lohan violates any rules during her treatment, the court could be notified and the judge could potentially throw her back in jail for violating probation, legal experts say.
She also faces a year of random drug testing. The actress must stay clean and sober until August 2011, when her probation term is over. She is, however, allowed to take a number of prescription medications.

BTW, I know that Lindsay is currently a blonde, but (a) I didn’t want to go to the trouble of downloading a new picture, and (b) how stupid is it for a redhead to go blonde? That’s like a cry for help, or something.

Category: Alabama, Celebrities

Comments

20 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Out of Jail”

  1. Ryan Vooris
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:29 am

    Don’t ever change that picture.

    Wow!

  2. Ryan Vooris
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 7:29 am

    Don’t ever change that picture.

    Wow!

  3. Kojocaro
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:59 am

    Oh great lindsay whorean is out of jail i feel so happy

    /Sarc

  4. Kojocaro
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 7:59 am

    Oh great lindsay whorean is out of jail i feel so happy

    /Sarc

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    August 2nd, 2010 @ 8:00 am

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  6. JeffS
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 1:40 pm

    Hollywood chews up people and spits them out.

  7. JeffS
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 9:40 am

    Hollywood chews up people and spits them out.

  8. Dave C
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 2:09 pm

    Robert Downey Jr. emailed to say that it’s not going to get any easier for her.

  9. Dave C
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 10:09 am

    Robert Downey Jr. emailed to say that it’s not going to get any easier for her.

  10. Kate McDermott
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 6:12 pm

    One day, Lilo will walk down Malibu boulevard, clean as a whistle, once Hollywood completely bites her apart, where she will be free to retain herself without a single photographer or journalist in sight.

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/lindsay-lohan-would-like-to-tell-you-as-of-this-morning-shes-free-sort-of/

  11. Kate McDermott
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 2:12 pm

    One day, Lilo will walk down Malibu boulevard, clean as a whistle, once Hollywood completely bites her apart, where she will be free to retain herself without a single photographer or journalist in sight.

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/lindsay-lohan-would-like-to-tell-you-as-of-this-morning-shes-free-sort-of/

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  13. Roxeanne de Luca
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 10:33 pm

    how stupid is it for a redhead to go blonde? That’s like a cry for help, or something.

    Truer words were never written.

  14. Roxeanne de Luca
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 6:33 pm

    how stupid is it for a redhead to go blonde? That’s like a cry for help, or something.

    Truer words were never written.

  15. JakeG
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 3:30 am

    Its a good thing she’s hot…and I’m a pig. Otherwise I’d be pretty tore up over all this.

  16. JakeG
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:30 pm

    Its a good thing she’s hot…and I’m a pig. Otherwise I’d be pretty tore up over all this.

  17. JakeG
    August 3rd, 2010 @ 3:31 am

    Ok…I’m not really pig. That much.

  18. JakeG
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:31 pm

    Ok…I’m not really pig. That much.

  19. insurance guy
    August 19th, 2010 @ 11:21 am

    I read that Lindsay Lohan is poised to land $1 million for first post-jail interview. I’m lost for words… this must be a sure sign we live in a crazy world.

  20. insurance guy
    August 19th, 2010 @ 7:21 am

    I read that Lindsay Lohan is poised to land $1 million for first post-jail interview. I’m lost for words… this must be a sure sign we live in a crazy world.