Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

The week in gorgeousness was dominated by Rima, who, with full political incorrectness, prefers bikinis to burkhas and non-confrontational locations for cultural reconciliation. Also politically incorrect: Jennifer Aniston, who was hoisted on her own ‘retard’. While Rule 5 does not support breaches of decorum, a consultation with Janet Jackson, a private piercing revelation, and a ridiculous euphemism like “wardrobe malfunction” or “hope and change” might buy more notoriety.

An iconic piece of pure Americana I’ve loved since my dad used to play it:


Enjoy the weekend!

31 comments

  1. Miss USA, formerly Miss Michigan (from Dearbornistan)is hardly a mooooslim.

    She was born in Lebanan, grew up in Queens, NY and only recently moved to Dearbornistan, Mich, which is the capital of Moooslim USA.

    She is deliberately vague whether she is a moooslim or a Christian and repeatedly says she has both in her large, extended family.

    What she really is is a bubble-headed skank. Period.

  2. Miss USA, formerly Miss Michigan (from Dearbornistan)is hardly a mooooslim.

    She was born in Lebanan, grew up in Queens, NY and only recently moved to Dearbornistan, Mich, which is the capital of Moooslim USA.

    She is deliberately vague whether she is a moooslim or a Christian and repeatedly says she has both in her large, extended family.

    What she really is is a bubble-headed skank. Period.

  3. …And a FINE Birthday it was! Pictorial pleasures, via “attachments”, not suitable for general audiences, flowed like fine wine. Just when I thought I was in love again, a new one would arrive in my mailbox!

    Hey! 65 aint’t so bad. Oh…and thanks for the linky-love, Bro.

  4. …And a FINE Birthday it was! Pictorial pleasures, via “attachments”, not suitable for general audiences, flowed like fine wine. Just when I thought I was in love again, a new one would arrive in my mailbox!

    Hey! 65 aint’t so bad. Oh…and thanks for the linky-love, Bro.

  5. Great Round-Up, as usual, Smitty!
    I’m happy Rima is on our side.
    Hello from the craptastic city of Chicago.
    Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday….I’m sure all these
    posts will add to the fun.

  6. Great Round-Up, as usual, Smitty!
    I’m happy Rima is on our side.
    Hello from the craptastic city of Chicago.
    Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday….I’m sure all these
    posts will add to the fun.

  7. Dang, I thought smitty was gonna give me a nod for my first-ever Rule 5 post. It was last Sunday, but I can repost in the next 28 minutes.

    Or, you could search the word “ginger” at my site.

  8. Dang, I thought smitty was gonna give me a nod for my first-ever Rule 5 post. It was last Sunday, but I can repost in the next 28 minutes.

    Or, you could search the word “ginger” at my site.

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