Rule 5 Sunday
Posted on | August 22, 2010 | 31 Comments
by Smitty
The week in gorgeousness was dominated by Rima, who, with full political incorrectness, prefers bikinis to burkhas and non-confrontational locations for cultural reconciliation. Also politically incorrect: Jennifer Aniston, who was hoisted on her own ‘retard’. While Rule 5 does not support breaches of decorum, a consultation with Janet Jackson, a private piercing revelation, and a ridiculous euphemism like “wardrobe malfunction” or “hope and change” might buy more notoriety.
- Rima Fakih soaked up some bandwidth this week, at the following blogs:
- Paco Enterprises brings the Sarah Vaughan.
- At the Point of a Gun has a Christina Hendricks interview clip that speaks for many. I would have drooled more visibly, I expect. Also, Marisa Tomei, and Michelle Muccio.
- The Pirate’s Cove brings the retro pinup, and the Giants cheerleaders.
- Smash Mouth Politics, introduced to Serr8d’s Cutting Edge, thanks Rule 5 for being a Helpy Helperblog. But can we locate Lipton T. Bagg? Is he trapped in a radical mosque? There is a post about a hot pink top and admirable opponents or something. Mad Dog differs strongly with the BlogProf. A gratuitous shot.
- Kottke has a trailer for a new Natalie Portman flick. Slashdot readers will object to what appears to be a lack of hot grits.
- Dustbury:
- Ric’s Rules wonders if we can include a fine piece of horseflesh. Rule 5 is not averse to loving animals, so long as we’re not loving animals. The otherwise rich English language, unexpectedly, is poor in the love department.
- Instapundit:
- Unmoved by a 6’2″, shadow-less woman.
- Self-reporting spectacular pecs.
- Culper Ring 355, via Rhetorican, features not Stacy McCain in period costume, but rather George Washington. It’s an easy mistake to make at a glance.
- Proof Positive:
- House of Eratosthenese to the hot chick in the lobby:
. . .if you can guarantee me everyone who emulates your fashion statement has an ass like yours, this is a completely different conversation. But I’ve passed through Reno quite a few times by now, and there are some legitimate concerns.
Also, chicks with guns!
- GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD%
- Shadow Warriors
- GSGF’s Chinese sources remain as cute as ever.
- Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, if this cute, may be OK with teh b0mb.
- Barbarian Britney shows up for the surge climax.
- Pakistan is not as lovely as this bikini right now, alas.
- St. Angilbert Press: hottie with gun. . .and badge! And a a hippie!
- Washington Rebel:
- Ayaan Hirsi Ali is brilliant and lovely. I would pay to see her in a debate with my Congresstool, taking him to the rhetorical mat for a thumping.
- Delia
- Rebel 5 Saturday
- Blog of the Week
- PC gas dispelled by a hottie.
- Yowza
- And so on
- Quotes
- A fine quote. The ‘Malice in Wonderland’ is worth mooching.
- Quotas which are not the same as quotes.
- News online
- Blog of the Week, according to the Minde Numbed Robot.
- The Correspondence Committee is hot.
- As is the American Portrait.
- Diabolical hotness.
- Pacific Northwest Hey!
- The Eyes of Felina
An iconic piece of pure Americana I’ve loved since my dad used to play it:
- The Daley Gator:
- Alice Braga
- Donald Douglas (A tribute to his taste.) (Not that DD isn’t a handsome chap.) (But we only notice other male bloggers in a clinical sort of context.)
- Natalie Wood
- Halle Berry
- Fishersville Mike features Jennette McCurdy.
- PowerLine:
- Miss Universe swimsuits.
- Troglopundit worries that Danica Patrick would turn NASCAR into the SEIU. His other favorite wreck, Favre, continues to be a source of posts. The anti-Lohan animus seems a trifle harsh. And Jennifer Aniston said hello, but Hayden Panterre had the birthday. Badger cuties.
- Ordered Liberty suggests The Eagles on ‘Seven Bridges Road’.
- Three Beers Later:
- Donald Duck having a beach of a time.
- Juliana Moreira
- Denise Milani
- Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
- Volokh cannot help but be sensuous. Rule 5 sympathizes very deeply.
- Libertarian Republican points out some lovely GOP daughters. The Left? Not so much, apparently. Especially not guns.
- Fausta:
- The Last Tradition has Kelly Brook and
- Left Coast Rebel highlights the hawtness gap across the aisle.
- American Power:
- Atlas Shrugs has Louis Armstrong.
- The Hostages has a BBF post. Best, best friends?
- Andrew Ian Dodge on gold diggers.
- Uncoverage features a birthday tweak at co-blogger Dell Hill.
- The Classic Liberal features Kristin Kreuk on the State’s Failed Inception
- The Camp of the Saints:
- “Recovering Liberal” introduces Orriel Smith, who is, AFAICT, more or less an opera singer slumming with the folk crowd, NTTAWWT:
Enjoy the weekend!

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