Rule 5 Sunday

Posted on | August 29, 2010 | 25 Comments

by Smitty

Rule 5 has always celebrated beauty and honor, and honors the outgoing Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez, who handily crushed a tyrant with a flag, lighting up the following blogs with a bolt of Pure Awesome:

• Power Line
• Fausta
• Gateway Pundit
• TrogloPundit
• Wintery Knight

In this conceptual re-enactment, a white-haired Stefania Fernandez confronts and vanquishes the evil Chavez:

• Amusing Bunni brings you anna-chapman.
• The Underground Conservative suggests Charissa Thompson.
• Power Line gives a Miss Universe overview, and a recap.
• Mister Pterodactyl shows that thumbless dinosaurs like them some paint, too.
• Da Tech Guy not one to sully himself in the Rule 5 scene, nevertheless cannot leave classic journalistic duty undone, reporting on the UK Guardian’s story about Pamela Geller in a bikini.
• WORM Me attempts to find rationality in redheads. You be the judge of success. This blog calls for more research, conscious or otherwise.
• iOwnTheWorld liked the Swimsuits for Freedom clip.
• King Shamus brings the expendables. But scroll up the page for the Awkward Family Photos post. Heh!
• Mind Numbed Robot and the anniversary cake.
• WyBlog offered Mind Numbed Robot a cyber hottie card.
• Smash Mouth Politics offers an entry for Tightest Blue Jeans in Human History, and Ava Gardner. Also, hot chicks with guns. And an unconcerned Jennifer Aniston.
  But, really: this Paris Hilton post is truly Rule 5 at its finest. Bravo.
• Yankee Phil and the Rule 5. . .lobster?
• Instapundit notes that it’s the 80th birthday of Mr. Rule 5 lifetime achievement, Sean Connery. If they bring a blog, you bring InstaVision!
• Maggie’s Farm, with a fine argument in favor of golf. Fine. And a similar argument for science.
• Cubachi features Vladimir Putin taking on whales. If you have to suffer under a dictator, at least get one with panache. Dan Riehl says: “Wuss.”
• A Conservative Lesbian approved of the Charisma Carpenter clip on TBL.
• The Last Tradition had a bikini Friday prep for Restoring Honor.
• St. Angilbert Press delivers the hot and eclectic.
• The Recovering Liberal, while not a direct Rule 5 participant, accidentally pointed us to a Lingerie Football League gallery which we’d be remiss to leave unshared.
• Atlas Shrugs has Anita O’Day doing ‘Honeysuckle Rose’.
• American Glob finds it curious that Gen. Petraeus likes Enya. Think Duvall and Wagner in ‘Apocalypse Now’.
• Little Miss Attila seems to have discovered my Stevie Nicks thing.
• Piece of Work in Progress has a post ‘The Women Men Most Over- and Underrate’. What if I’m such a knuckle-dragger as to rate them all #1?
• House of Eratosthenes plays the leopard bikini card. Card? Has the “plays the X card” meme jumped the deck? Discuss. A Dolphins Cheerleader Calendar release party. Release, indeed.
• The Classic Liberal has Heidi Klum discuss Ten Economic Blunders.
• Divided We Stand United We Fall, speaking of Ten, has Bo Derek drop by to discuss Senate scenarios.
• In My Copious Free Time explores the hits and misses f Rule 5 blogging.
• The Mind Numbed Robot introduces the LBD TLA: Little Black Dress.
• At the Point of a Gun brought in Christina Hendricks to supervise the roundup.
• Fausta brings a brace of fine tangos.
• TrogloPundit:
  • Gives Hilary Duff away.
• American Power:
  • Guns’n'Bikinis, for when your roses have wilted.
  • Pamela Geller’s natural Rule 5 nature is the only thing sustaining this sad picture. The poor camera! (If we didn’t abuse the double D, he’d likely feel unloved.)
  • Courtney Friel
  • Anna Maria Louisa Italiano
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Pining por Penelope, an ache we can all share.
  • Cassadee Pope
• The Pirate’s Cove:
  • Sorta blogless Sunday. . .number 254, you traditionalist!
  • Whacky polls and Rule 5.
  • Priahna 3D review
  • Blogless Sunday pinup. Yeah, I’m slow today, and wrapped around.
• Washington Rebel:
  • Wrapped in the flag
  • Circling the Drain
  • Tuesday Whip
  • Be We Ever So Humble
  • Field Trip, or, two lovlies find Sneator ____ out on the lawn. . .
  • New blogger friends.
  • Self-Loathing for the Rest of Us
  • Comes the Weekend
  • Did anyone listen to Rush? No, I haven’t figured out how to squeeze talk radio into everything else.
  • What we need are more transparent liars
  • Tom Sawyer. I’m confused. Isn’t that a Rush song about which Mark Twain conveninently staged a book roughly a century in advance?

• Left Coast Rebel:
  • Heidi Montag before/after drydock comparison.
  • Vladimir Putin, because Darth Vader has a convention appearance.
  • Maxim Hometown Hotties. Send Stacy to Alaska. I’ll handle San Dog.
• Dustbury:
  • Ulla Herrin, some lovely but rather obscure Rule 5.
  • Wedgie-free drawers. Always spotting those critical purchases, Dustbury.
  • Zooepalooza 6. It’s the dedication that one finds so admirable.
• GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD:
  • Three Cordoba Lights, she says, nearly making the thought of the GZM palatable.
  • Menage a Trois la Guerre
    

    As best understood, menage a trois is a French term for a sexed up hook up with more than 2 and less than 4.
    Could such naughty nom d’ guerre be applied like body wax to other Worldly sitches?

    One maintains a blissful innocence on these questions.

  • Now, when this drops by to pick up your son for a date, you know that Army recruiting has arrived.
  • Factions. Do yours sleep over?
  • Beau Coup d’état, as GSGF does to French what I do to German.
  • Leticia Wolf as symbolizing the US military? I feel suitably menaced.
• Daley Gator:
  • Beyonce
  • Gail Kim
  • Hot Chicks with guns day. Yay!
  • Carla Gugino
  • Miss Universe
  • Krisitn Bell
• Libertarian Republican:
  Locating political hotness in a variety of places.
  • Jesinta Campbell
  • Swedish hotties
  • Jaime Herrara
  • Pam Bondi
  • Kristi Noem
• Three Beers Later:
  • Charisma Carpenter
• Proof Positive:
  • Janet Leigh
  • April Bowlby
  • Lap Dancers Smarter on Average Than Obama Administration is a *heh*mean*heh* title *heh*. Stop, or we shall be forced to say ‘stop’ again.
  • Women of PETA XXI
• The Camp of the Saints:
  • Rule 5 News, 26Aug
  • Natalia Wörner
  • Christina Hendricks
  • Pat Russo
  • Happy Activation Day for the Mind Numbed Robot
  • Michelle Hamilton
• Theo Spark:
  One begs forgiveness for having been so slow to subscribe to this fine feed.
  • Bath night
  • Nice quad
  • Saturday Totty
  • Sunday Totty
  • The Weather

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