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I Have, In Fact, Fathered One Ridiculously Handsome Fellow

Posted on | July 27, 2011 | 81 Comments

by Smitty

Not to get too cocky about matters, lest the Almighty put me in check, but the World’s Youngest Blogger really sports a surfeit of cute. I told him that his name is Niklas Dietrich Smith. Then I told him that, as a result of government irresponsibility, he was starting out in the hole 60 large:

That’s a 9 pound, nearly 2 foot long piece of pissed off American right there. Fortunately, we calmed him down for a better pose with dad:

So, yeah, I may be a little busy doing the daddy thing here the next few days.

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  • http://getalonghome.com/ GAHCindy

    Congratulations! He’s beautiful. And 9 pounds? Yikes!

  • Nancy

    Congratulations!   He looks great!  Enjoy doing father stuff while you can.

  • http://twitter.com/lonelycon lonely conservative

    Oh what a cutie!! Congratulations.

  • Pat

    Awwwwwwww. Cute baby.

    Congrats Dad!

    -pat

  • http://sisu.typepad.com Anonymous

    And the government shall be upon his shoulder; and his name shall be called wonderful! http://youtu.be/TN5BaOGTmGs

  • Joe

    I am very happy for you and Mrs. Smitty.  Congratulations!

    And let’s throw this one in for kicks! 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za3vgqxQDHE

  • http://twitter.com/JamieJeffords Jamie Jeffords

    Congratulations1

  • http://twitter.com/Teresa_Koch Teresa Koch

    Congratulations to you and the missus!  He’s a handsome fella – I’m sure he will fill your home with more love than you ever thought possible.

  • John Doe of Smash Mouth

    Congrats big Guy

  • Pundette

    Congratulations! He’s fabulous! So pleased for you and Mrs. Smitty! The trick now is to try to make time slow down.

  • http://kingshamus.wordpress.com/ KingShamus

    Congratulations Smitty.  You and your lady have been blessed.  The Other McCain Orbit of Awesome Just got a whole lot more adorable.

  • Anonymous

    And apparently by the hand action he’s already a big fan of Ozzie and Sabbath! Congratulations!

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    Congrats to the new father and mother..  

  • Anonymous

    Congrats, Chris. Welcome to the club.

    Now, the fun begins.

  • http://profiles.google.com/troglopundit Lance Burri

    He’s got your hair!

  • Anonymous

    Congrats Smitty and Mrs. Smitty! He’s not only handsome boy, but he looks like a strong orator.

    Smitty, Jr. for POTUS in 2056! 

    And, if things really go downhill, Smitty, Jr. for President of Texas!

  • http://grandpajohn.blogspot.com/ Steve Burri

    Congratulations to all three of you!

    And you’ll be relieve to know that my observations so far have shown zero signs of the dreaded Latent Cthulhu Syndrome! (In the baby. The daddy has yet to be determined.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dell-Hill/1360026881 Dell Hill

    Congrats all around, Smitty.  All the more reason to fight like Hell for what’s right in the US of A.  Niklas, you’re one mighty lucky dude!

  • Anonymous

    Congrats on the bundle of joy. I don’t want to spoil your current happiness, but feel I must warn you that the sweet child you are holding now is likely to be a teenager in the future. With two in our house, I advise thick skin prayers for patience.

    Also, on behalf of my irresponsible generation and those that preceded us I apologize to the young man for the debt which we are leaving him. I’d wish him luck on passing it along one more generation, but I think that game is about played out.

  • http://www.thepiratescove.us/ William_Teach

    Congratulations, Smitty, to you and the wife!

  • http://thepagantemple.blogspot.com/ ThePaganTemple

    Congrats Smitty.

  • Anonymous

    LB — Not to worry, by the time Niklas is a teenager we will probably have restored the draft…

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    It’s not too late, Smitty, to change his name to Ronnie James Smith!

  • http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com/ Adrienne

    OMGosh!  That picture of the two of you is beyond precious.  He looks like a tiny little doll.

    Congratulations to you both

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Phew!…it’s obvious he’s  got Frau Smitty’s looks.

    Congratulations to you all from the Missus and moi.

    I know you’re rather busy right now, but: How do I add him to my blogroll?  And will he reciprocate? [it's all well and good to teach him The Golden Rule, but don't forget Stacy Rules]

  • http://zillablog.marezilla.com Zilla of the Resistance

    Welcome to the world, Niklas! Congratulations, Mr & Mrs Smitty! Welcome to parenting, your life will never be the same and every single day you will marvel at your good fortune in being blessed with such a precious child. God bless you. 

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com Dodd

    Congratulations!

  • Anonymous

    Congratulations to all of yez! That’s one good lookin’ baby there Smitty.  Must resemble his mother :)
     
    All the best

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

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  • http://twitter.com/LisaGraas Lisa Graas

    Joy. So happy for all of you.

  • http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/ LC Aggie Sith

    Congratulations to Mrs. Smitty, and to Daddy, as well.

    And may Little Smitty be healthy, and wise.

    Jury is out on the wealthy part.

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  • http://twitter.com/obis_sister Obi’s Sister

    Awww, what a sweetie.  Congrats to you and Mrs. Smitty.  Sleep will now be a precious commodity.

    9 lbs?!?! Is he going to drive home?

  • Anonymous

     Congratulations to the Smitty family!

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  • Tennwriter

    Congratulations to all of you on this momentous event.  May the Prince of Peace look over each of you, and shine His richest blessings on you all.

    And I hope that the World’s Youngest Blogger continues to enlighten us on occasion in between sleeping, eating, and pooping which as I recall from my two are the primary activities of the newborn.   Get some sleep while you can man. 

  • Anonymous

    He’s such a cutie! Congratulations! 

  • Joe

    I like Bitty Smitty. 

  • Anonymous

    Congraulations to you and Mrs. Smitty.  He certainly is a handsome fellow (the baby, that is).

  • http://912member.blogspot.com just a conservative girl

    Wow, 9lbs.  I hope the Mrs. is doing OK.  That is quite a feat she just pulled off. 

    congrats to you and your wife.  Welcome to the adventure of your life. 

  • The Wondering Jew

    Many Congratulations, Smitty!

  • http://twitter.com/dustbury Charles G Hill

    Be warned: our nine-pound boy wound up a six-foot-three teenager.

  • Anonymous

    Check again at 0300.

  • dad29

    Teh best stuff on Earth:  your (and my) kids!

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  • htowt

    The World’s Youngest Blogger has his first link.
    (http://www.anti-republicanculture.com/2011/07/undefeated.html)

    Congratulations to the new family, Smitty!

  • DaveO

    1. Congrats to the Mrs, Niklas, and you!

    2. Red Bull: for when the Mrs says it’s your turn!

  • http://twitter.com/Amusing_Bunni Amusing Bunni

    Awww, what a cute little guy!  Congrats to you & your Wife, Smitty, you are blessed.

  • Oxbay

    There’s nothing better than holding your newborn. Love abounds. Congratulations.

  • http://randysroundtable.blogspot.com/ Randy G

    Congrats young man!! You have no idea how blessed you really are!

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