The Todd Palin Legal Defense Fund

Posted on | September 15, 2011 | 147 Comments

Todd Palin helps his wife sign autographs after her Sept. 5 rally
in Manchester, N.H. (Photo by Peter Ingemi.)

A source who doesn’t need to hide behind a cloak of anonymity:

“This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife. His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book ‘dated, petty,’ and [said] that it ‘chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.’”
— Todd Palin

During my trip to Wasilla last year, I told Todd Palin that if he had shot Levi Johnston, no jury in the world would have convicted him, and his wife’s poll numbers would have gone up.

Our conversation was informal and off-the-record, so readers are left to imagine Todd’s reaction, but certainly the Palins can’t be held responsible for every crazy thing a journalist says. (It was, after all, merely a hypothetical.) And neither can the Palins be blamed for what I’m suggesting now.

Joe McGinniss deserves The Mother of All Ass-Whuppings, and Todd Palin ought to give him exactly what he deserves.

So I’m asking readers to go make a $25 donation to SarahPAC to help defray Todd’s legal expenses when he shows up at McGinniss’s first book signing and pounds that scurvy worm into a bloody pulp.

Please give $25 to SarahPAC, so that we can bail Todd Palin out on that assault charge — and then fly him to the next Joe McGinniss book signing to deliver yet another brutal ass-whupping.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Just give $25 to SarahPAC, you see, and we’ll cover Todd Palin’s legal expenses and fly him to wherever Joe McGinniss appears in public, turning McGinniss’s book tour into a nationwide beatdown tour.

After McGinniss gets out of the hospital from his first ass-whupping, he’ll probably get a restraining order against Todd. Still, Random House will be forced to hire armed security to protect Creepy Joe because, hey, what’s a restraining order to an insulted husband who’s got thousands of loyal supporters donating $25 each to cover his legal expenses?

Bonus suggestion: Sarah PAC should hire a documentary crew to chronicle Todd Palin’s “One Nation Joe McGinniss Ass-Whupping Tour.”

Proceeds from sales of the DVD would go to defray Joe McGinniss’s medical bills. “Compassionate conservatism” and all that.

TODD PALIN FOR FIRST DUDE
Because Once His Wife Is President, He Can Start
Whupping Asses in the White House Press Corps

UPDATE: Linked by Da Tech Guy, God’s Own Crunk, Republican Redefined and Jay Tea at Wizbang — thanks!

Meanwhile, dismayed by the number of commenters who think I’m (merely) joking: TODD PALIN DEFENSE FUND UPDATE!

Category: Media Bias, Sarah Palin

Comments

147 Responses to “The Todd Palin Legal Defense Fund”

Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:10 pm

Not hate. Just the truth. Cold, dispassionate and empirical. Let me clue you in there Sparky. If Joe McGinniss is assaulted by Todd, Todd will be arrested. If the Palins decide to sue there is a little legal thingy called discovery. This discovery thingy is exactly WHY the Palin’s won’t sue. Every item in the book was vetted by the publisher’s legal dept to make sure that there was zero liability. So again, the Palin’s won’t sue. People could care less about the drugs and the sex. So what. What people do care about is the hypocrisy. Sarah preaches abstinence but she was pregnant before marriage. As was her daughter who has built an industry glorifying same. Her newest grandchild was born a scant 4 months after her parents were married. (Unless like her mother in law, she is another gestational freak of nature.) Sarah Palin will never hold elected office again and this book is pay back for her pretending she is something she is not and getting dupes to send her money so she can live in a lavish life style. One she has coveted for years.
You supporters should wake up before another bucket of cold water gets thrown on both her and you.
Garym
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:11 pm

These people are stupidly funny!
ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:12 pm

Just in case you come back, Mitch The Bitch-

So nice to know you liberal pieces of shit think a woman should have to
pass a lie detector test to prove she hasn’t slept with a black man. Oh,
but you’re not racist, right? So why should you give a crap that she slept with a black man, if she did. I know I don’t give a shit. Neither does anybody else that supports her.

But since you’re a brain dead communist, let’s try a little experiment here in logic.

Let’s say, just for the sake of argument, that Republicans are racist
and that this story might turn Palin’s supporters, like me, against her.

Who do you think they’re most likely to support, Sarah Palin, a woman
who might have slept once with a black man way back when she was not
much older than a teenager? Or will they support Barak Obama, otherwise
known as the Democratic Party’s White House Lawn Jockey?

The clock’s ticking, boy. Come November ’12, your President can go find a
job for which he’s more qualified . I hear there’s always a high demand
in Washington for a good shoe-shine boy.
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:14 pm

What’s the matter moderator? Afraid of Andrew Sullivan? Why don’t you try to beat him up as well. You’re as much a reptile as Todd.
Garym
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:19 pm

Yeah Mitche, show us the dipassionate truth.
Freaks!
Tracy
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:32 pm

Why is there a picture of Larry the Cable Guy above this post?
ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:35 pm

No, but its fun sometimes.
ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:36 pm

And hilariously stupid.
ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:40 pm

Just curious. You say Todd will be arrested if he hits McGinnis. What would happen if good ol’ Joe took a bullet one night while Todd is out in public somewhere, surrounded by all kinds of people who could verify his whereabouts? Not that I would do that now, mind you, nor am I saying anybody here would, which I’m sure THEY wouldn’t. Just think of it as an intellectual exercise by somebody that doesn’t give a shit.
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:43 pm

If you don’t like the message Stacy, just take it down, you have been on C4P, and Sarah’s web sights too long, same old shit, just one side of the “fight”
craniorectalectomist
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:50 pm

Why oh WHY do you good, upstanding folks think this revelation of a one-night stand between two consenting adults is worthy of lawsuits and pulp-beatings?

Could it be…..SATAN?!?!?!?!

No, that can’t be it. No such thing as Satan.

It’s GOT to be the little, niggling (get it?) matter of Mr. Rice’s undeniable blackitudinousness.

When are you going to wake up and realize your deeply held racism is the root of everything you do?

Now take your master’s advice and either write ruthlessly about what you believe to be the truth–the fact that Snowbilly Snooki had a fling with a brown person makes you sick to the bottom of your sheet-wearing soul–or shut up.

Half-baked racism is the worst racism of all.
Ktothamfc
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:52 pm

People are still talking about Sarah Palin? Wow, weird.
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September 15th, 2011 @ 2:54 pm

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ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 6:59 pm

I can’t speak for Wombat, but I’m reasonably sure he’s not afraid of Sullivan, he just won’t allow anybody to promote him here, at least not with a link to his Daily Dish Of Crap. Why would anybody promote a man, a so-called conservative, who’s major if not sole objection to Sara Palin is her refusal to support homosexual marriage. Andrew Sullivan is a little bitch and embodies almost every negative homosexual stereotype known to man. He doesn’t just embody them, he exudes them. The only thing missing is the hairdresser bit. He’s also solid proof that homosexuality is an affliction, and a delusion.
Adjoran
September 15th, 2011 @ 7:02 pm

You obviously don’t know what “discovery” is. There is no “discovery” of the accused in a criminal case; the only discovery required there is that the prosecution disclose to the defense all the evidence it has which might be used in the case.

You are thinking (to use the term in its loosest possible sense) of discovery in civil lawsuits, which can be quite far-reaching depending on the judge on the case.

Not that your ignorance is surprising, or even inconsistent, you stupid little shit.
Adjoran
September 15th, 2011 @ 7:04 pm

Yo, Stacy, you and I and most of the regulars understand this is just a little tongue-in-cheek hit-whoring, but do remember that the US Attorneys have all been appointed by criminals who seek to destroy their enemies in any way possible. Slap a disclaimer on the post somewhere.
ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 7:06 pm

It doesn’t bother me in the least. The only thing I find offensive is that McGinness is just coming out with this as an attempt to turn people against her. Otherwise, what’s the point? It doesn’t even make sense. How is a person who might be turned off that Sara Palin had sex with a black man more than twenty years ago going to decide to vote for a man who is the product of a mixed relationship? Let’s see, here’s a man who’s mother was a white commie bitch and who’s father was a black commie Muslim, and who inherited from both of them a drive to fundamentally “transform” America into a commie garbage dump.

Naw, I think I’ll stick with the white chick.
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 7:11 pm

After 7.8 million hits, sir, I should hope my reputation precedes me.
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 7:17 pm

This isn’t the 18th century where you can challenge someone to a duel if they impune your character. Id’ be very careful of suggesting an assassination. Especially over a book. Over the internet. No pun intended, but your reaction speaks volumes to your temperment, your intellect, your character and your emotional stability. McGinniss was INVITED to move into the house next door. Got that INVITED. Funny they didn’t put up a fuss when it was half way house for drug addicts. You sound like a real tough guy. I am so scared.
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 7:28 pm

This Joe McInniss pervert devotes every day to ogling Sarah Palin and her daughters, digging through the local archives for old stories on the Palin family, talking to anyone who once had a five minute conversation with the object of his obsession.

He’s like the tabloid journalism version of a panty sniffer. Only this panty sniffer only sniffs one girl’s panties and it’s his only vocation, his pastime, his raison d’etre.

And of course the left approves of Joe McInness. That tells you a lot about the left, doesn’t it?
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 7:30 pm

Your comprehension skills are lacking. Who mentioned a lie detector test? And what’s up with proving a negative?
Why do you assume that since I find Palin a shallow, vainglorious malignant narcissist that I am liberal? Frankly you don’t know what your talking about. Your ignorance, fear and gullibility is on full display and your lack of critical thinking skills is exactly what Palin preys upon. The contention that I am a communist because I find the Palins nothing more than grifting white trash is laughable.
The President might not be elected but if he is replaced it sure as hell won’t be by Palin.
speppers69
September 15th, 2011 @ 7:41 pm

I think even Todd may actually have to get in line if any whup-azz is being doled out on MockGinniss. This “book” deal seems to be backfiring on him. I’ve been to a LOT of sites over the last 24 hours and overwhemingly the comments have been about 10 to 1 against this slime bucket. Even on some lib sites I’ve found comments like “Man, I sure don’t like Palin, but this does sound like a sleazy book. Even the NY Times ripped it.” If you hear of a book tour for this….POST IT!!!!
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 8:04 pm

TPT: Right.

Also, Mitch, wombats are marsupials, not reptiles. Wikipedia is your friend.
ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 8:08 pm

I never said anything about me doing it, did I? I just said what if somebody did? You seem so sure that if something happened to McGinness that Todd Palin would get arrested, so what if something happened to McGinness and nobody could prove Palin had anything to do with it. Which I’m sure he wouldn’t have anything to do with it.

And what’s all this shit about McGinness being invited to move into the house next door to the Palins? Invited by who? What kind of person does something like that? What did he do, keep a camera and a pair of binoculars trained on their house?

You still haven’t answered my main question. Who gives a shit that she slept with some black basketball player some two decades ago? Why do you think that would, or should, make any difference.

Sure it might cost her a relative handful of votes from white trash Democrat racists who might be more inclined to vote for somebody like Perry in the absence of a typical passive aggressive racist Democrat, but for all you know for every one of them she loses she might pick up four black votes.

It just doesn’t matter. At all.
AngelaTC
September 15th, 2011 @ 8:09 pm

Yes, but President Bush admitted he had a problem with alcohol, and even tells some pretty amusing stories related to his drunken idiot days. They may have been making things up, but at least they had some basis in reality. This, on the other hand, seems entirely fabricated.
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ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 8:22 pm

Who mentioned a lie detector test? You did, you steaming stinking stack of shit. Just because Wombat deleted your stupid post doesn’t change that fact. You even made a comparison about how some other people might be able to pass such a test but her and Todd wouldn’t, and that they wouldn’t dare sue McGinness or his publisher.

And I don’t have to assume a damn thing your leftism shows in everything you say. There are quite a few Republicans, some of them even conservative, who don’t care much for Sara Palin, but they generally don’t go around referring to her as “grifting white trash”. They at least respect her values and her work for the GOP at getting out the vote and promoting conservative causes in general, even if they don’t necessarily always agree with her.

Their objections to her are sometimes political, sometimes strategic, but almost never disrespectful, certainly not to the hateful extent you have displayed here.

As for whether or not she’ll win, I don’t know. She damn well might, she might not. I’m not even convinced Obama won’t be re-elected. I don’t know, and if I don’t know, you god damn sure don’t know jack shit.
bellamacina
September 15th, 2011 @ 8:49 pm

Her “record” – what record? You mean the part of her 2.5 years or so of being governor before she quit that she raised taxes on oil companies and then redistributed those taxes to Alaskans? Yes, I’m sure that’s the type of thing you’d support if Palin were to be president. IOKIYNO

Or was it the “record” about leaving “Wasilla a financial mess, or spending big dollars on pointless infrastructure (Pipeline)?

Palin as governor lived off of royalty revenues from Prudhoe Bay drilling. Without those funds, she’d be another stupid conservative, espousing policies that actually don’t work.
Barbara Haney
September 15th, 2011 @ 8:50 pm

Honestly, it would be great to see him as first dude! It would SUCH an improvement over what we have had! I have no doubt that he would revere the American Flag. No need to instruct that man on right and wrong, because Todd has it right.

I think it would be great to see Todd Palin as “First Spouse.” Would he read books to children? Would he segments on “healthy eating while gorging out on an unhealthy burger?” Or would he do segments on woodland wisdom? How about repair and care of your sno-go? Would he spearhead a campaign to improve ATV trails? How about some guest appearances on fishing shows to promote sports fishing?

God bless this man and his self restraint on this matter!
McGehee
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:29 pm

Well, not every problem. Only most.
McGehee
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:31 pm

People are rushing to websites they’ve never visited before to comment on how people are still talking about Sarah Palin? Wow, weirder.
Sally
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:36 pm

And you all have been so kind and helpful to President Obama, including Sarah. Golly, the reason I started to dislike her was from her very first speech of lies three years ago, and she hasn’t let up since. Interesting that Todd didn’t DENY anything in the book, huh?
And Fox hasn’t said one positive word since 2008 about Barack Obama. They couldn’t even find it in their heartless bodies to commend him when bin Laden was killed…can you imagine what would have happened if Bush has followed through just once and found him? There would have been a parade and a day of rejoicing. Thankfully, our current President has manners and grace, and is not a chest-pounder running around in a flight suit.
Sally
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:38 pm

So Joe McGinness got Rice to lie? Really? For what purpose? And the pregnancy? try looking at the pictures..the woman had a three week pregnancy…flat, to square belly, to big protruding belly (which not one flight attendant even noticed on the day he supposedly was born, by the way.) She’s a liar.
ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:40 pm

Its too bad we can’t have two female co-Presidents like Palin and Bachman. Then we could have two First Gentlemen. One could promote respect for the great outdoors without being an environmentalist whack job about it, the other one could promote the cause of healing faggotry.
Sally
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:43 pm

We have not abandoned our President. The GOP has abandoned the middle class in favor of policies that don’t work, and will never work. Palin spouts whatever is written for her…no answers, just complaints about Obama, the media that keeps her income coming, and the Congress. She has no record.
Sally
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:46 pm

Let me guess: deregulate, because companies are so good about clean water and air if left alone. Get rid of public education, because we all

know that home schooled kids are best. Get rid of all social safety nets, because there are jobs going begging out there if people would just stop living high on the hog and go find one (refrigerators are now a luxury, according to the GOP.) Of, and stop raising taxes on the rich…the poor can just pay more. But heaven forbid we cut defense waste Yeah, third world, here we come, as fast as the GOP can get us there.
Jeff Goldstein
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:49 pm

You’re fucking sad.

No, really. Sad.

So terribly terribly sad.
Jeff Goldstein
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:51 pm

I’m sorry. Did you say something? I couldn’t hear you over the soaring deficit, the 9+ unemployment, and the fact that I’m a racist extremist son of a bitch teabagging hater and hostage taking terrorists who hates and wants to string the black folk up in trees.

So so sad.
Jeff Goldstein
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:54 pm

I say we stick with the progressive policies. Americans seem to be loving those.

Well, except in NY-9. But they’re just fucking Jews who want to protect their money. So they don’t really count.
Jeff Goldstein
September 15th, 2011 @ 9:54 pm

Sad, so so so sad.
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Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 10:02 pm

Sally-Sally-Sally killing Benny was like a hunter with a pack of dogs. Let the dog’s loose (which Bush did) tree the animal with only the help of your dog’s, then have someone one else point the gun and shoot the animal for you. That exactly what Barry did !!!!!! It took him 16 hours and the approval of the three women who run the WH for him to say OK
Todd is denying the crap that your getting off on-you have to expand your readership SALLY. Sally, I heard that MSNBC is going to have this basketball guy on Cris ” I get that thing growing when I hear STUFF like this ” Matthews show. Sally, turn on MSNBC RIGHT NOW.
Jeff Goldstein
September 15th, 2011 @ 10:05 pm

Couldn’t hurt.

Plus, it would have the happy effect of teaching snotty nerds that there are consequences to being aggressive little bitches and going after people’s families.
David Dial
September 15th, 2011 @ 10:21 pm

Progressive. Radical Leftist. What’s the difference?
ThePaganTemple
September 15th, 2011 @ 10:25 pm

Abandoned the Middle Class? Hey its not our fault Obuma has got the investor class afraid to invest in companies that might actually create jobs here in the US, because he’s got businesses afraid to hire, and to expand because they don’t know what kind of regulatory burden or higher tax rates are coming down the track, or because they resent being told where they can and cannot move and to which states they can or cannot move to, or that they absolutely must hire union labor and nothing but that, and because they’re sick of the constant worries about higher energy costs because your socialist President fights like hell to sabotage any attempt at energy production here in the US except for second rate solar panels and wind turbines that can power approximately four homes and one garage each.

Why in the hell should we cover Obama’s back with the Middle Class when he insists on doing stupid shit, and doubling or even tripling down on it even after it blows up in his stupid face?

If the Middle Class doesn’t like what they’re getting, they know what the hell to do about it come November 2012. If they don’t, then they can’t blame the GOP for their own stupidity.
Black Thing
September 15th, 2011 @ 10:40 pm

Provide me also a legal defense fund because while McGinniss is away doing his homework in Alaska, I was giving some nice injection thing to his wife, and McGinniss wife loves well cooked hot dog.
Raymond
September 15th, 2011 @ 10:44 pm

Dont worry…Andrew Sullivan and McGinniss are just sour graping….why? Both their respective wives has long been putting shits on their heads…
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 11:03 pm

Are there any moonbat theories you don’t buy into?

I do however want to thank you for proving one of my premises, that being it’s pointless even talking to the barking moonbats. Hound them out of any and all positions of influence in our social, cultural, educational, political and economic institutions and processes. Drive them to dumpster diving for sustenance, point at them and hiss as they scurry back to shelter under bridges. Preferably ones that are crumbling.
Anonymous
September 15th, 2011 @ 11:14 pm

Based on the “Disqus comment” sites he comments at, I’d say he’s merely another deranged Palin hater. I suspect his political views aren’t even as sophisticated as that.
Garym
September 15th, 2011 @ 11:19 pm

Show us a link to those “facts”, and if that link goes to Palingates or ADN we’ll know you are full of shit.