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Unlike ‘Tawdry Gossip’ About Sarah Palin

Posted on | September 22, 2011 | 61 Comments

. . . rumors that Levi Johnston’s sister is the kind of floozy who poses naked for Playboy magazine have been confirmed and documented:

There have been rumors around Wasilla that Mercede was one of the sources for Joe McGinniss’s book. It was reported in June 2010 that Mercede’s anti-Palin blog (now defunct) was created by none other than Jesse Griffin, recipient of a shocking e-mail from McGinniss.

If anyone wishes to share “tawdry gossip” about Mercede Johnston — perhaps to confirm widespread speculation that she got a boob job before doing her Playboy shoot — you can do so in the comments.

Don’t worry: Your unverified, anonymous allegations about her will not be fact-checked. Instead, I’ll just attribute the smears vaguely to a “friend” or say that “many people in Wasilla” believe whatever dirty things you say about Mercede. And once I get a lucrative contract from Random House for the “unauthorized biography” of Levi’s sister, then I’ll be a famous “investigative journalist,” just like Joe McGinniss.

UPDATE: I am profoundly grateful to the commenter on a previous post who notes that, four days ago, Griffin posted a “checklist” of his goals — “a mental list of priorities” — he sought to accomplish when he first began attacking Palin on his blog. No. 7 from that list:

Having listed these goals — which he says he conceived as soon as “Sarah Palin burst on the scene” in August 2008 — then Griffin checks off how he has fulfilled them. And notice how he says he fulfilled No. 7:

Griffin is a deranged Trig Truther who even today describes Trig Palin’s birth as a “hoax.” When you consider how Griffin boasts of having “provided support to . . . Joe McGinniss,” and the friendly familiarity indicated by McGinniss’s e-mail to Griffin, what does this tell you about McGinniss?

UPDATE II: Bob Belvedere calls McGinniss a “creepy cheap whore” and includes an uncropped (NSFW) photo of Ms. Johnston.

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Comments

61 Responses to “Unlike ‘Tawdry Gossip’ About Sarah Palin”

  1. Joe
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 11:04 pm

     A bunch of rumors from biased individuals with an axe to grind…

    Imagine that. 

    But don’t let objectively get in the way of a good Palin lynchin! 

  2. CoolChange
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 11:05 pm

    You really capture it so well, rs.

  3. TWB
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 11:22 pm

    Toss together that ax to grind with a couple of nice fun bags and you’ve got maybe 15 minutes.

  4. Ayatzmach
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 11:33 pm

    This grubby skank puts Stodden in a rosy,wholesome, all-American light straight out of the American girl books.                                                         To paraphrase Carville:”If you drag a  dollar bill through a trailer park, you know who you’ll find.”

  5. SHOCKER: Joe McGinniss’s Credibility Destroyed by E-Mail to Jesse Griffin; UPDATE: Griffin Does Not Deny E-Mail : The Other McCain
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 7:42 pm

    […] understand how damaging the e-mail is to McGinniss’s credibility.BTW, readers are invited to contribute to my “unauthorized biography” of Levi Johnston’s sister, who is rumored to be one of McGinniss’s sources. I’m using The Joe McGinniss Method […]

  6. DaveO
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 11:46 pm

    Still, the combination of politics and looks makes for certain Rule 5 appearances.

  7. Mercede Johnston Playboy Spread Gives Her A Few More Minutes - The POH Diaries
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 7:46 pm

    […] other hand, this is all she’s got. She has to be an anonymous source for Joe McGinnis’ trashy book about the former Governor of Alaska. She has to blog about inside information (as if she actually […]

  8. Richard Mcenroe
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 11:49 pm

    Wasn’t Griffin the skeevy perv who got thrown out of his kids’ school job because of his internet sex crap?

  9. Richard Mcenroe
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 11:50 pm

    Shoulda read the earlier post first.  Oh, well.

  10. Anonymous
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 11:55 pm

    Trust me: Her fun bags aren’t that nice, unless unnatural gravity-defying silicone implants are your idea of “nice.”

  11. Joe
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:02 am

    The Johnstons of Wasilla.  A family of skanks and liars. 

  12. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:05 am

    I’m thinking of a title for my unauthorized biography of Mercede. How does Cavernous strike you?

  13. VadersFist
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:09 am

    All you have to do is look at the shape of her breasts and nipples to realize that she had Periareolar Breast Augmentation. It’s all scar tissue.

  14. JeffS
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:09 am

    I heard that Mercedes is happiest when a ship of sailors docks for a few days.

    And that she doesn’t care what flag the ship flies — in her own way, she’s a genuine transnational.

  15. CoolChange
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:33 am

    Well Done, Sir!

  16. Zilla of the Resistance
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:38 am

    I heard she has the crotch crabs and that she got them from Joe McGinniss. Unless they can prove that they do not have the cootie critters in their crotches, it must be true, right?

  17. JeffS
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:39 am

    That axe can be sharpened on those “fun” bags!

  18. Richard Mcenroe
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:39 am

    “In her own way, she may constitute a whole second front by herself…”

  19. Zilla of the Resistance
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:39 am

    I heard she likes to ride the flag poles. 

  20. Zilla of the Resistance
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:40 am

    Oh SNAP! 

  21. DaveO
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:40 am

    “Cavernous” ?

    It has an echo of another title, methinks.

  22. TWB
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:40 am

    Well, who am I to nit pick a fake fun bag or two?

  23. JeffS
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:54 am

    I understand Joe paid for Mercede’s silicone sillies with the advance on his new book. 

    As a down payment.  IYKWIMAITTYD.

  24. JeffS
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 12:59 am

    Maybe Mercedes will get interviewed by an ESPN radio affiliate, so that Tucker Carlson can post the video of Mercedes public display of PDS and label it “news”.

  25. elaine
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 1:01 am

    I’ve heard from friends in Alaska that she and Levi have an unnatural “connection”… Nobody can go on the record to “expand” on that, for fear of retribution.

  26. jwallin
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 1:02 am

    Mercedes Griffin “Pulled a ‘train’ for the Wasilla football team in High School” said a friend of Levi’s.

    Levi Johnston “has got a bent dick like it was said about Bill Cliton. Peyronie’s disease I think it’s called” a close friend of his has related to
    one of my sources.

    Joe McGingivitis strings a bunch of hearsay and anonymous sources together and gets a book deal. Oh and he’s unacted pedophiliac or at least that’s what I heard.

    Allegedly.

    I heard it from a guy I met in some bar where I stopped on a trip I made 2 years ago to Harrisburg. I can’t remember what the name of the bar was and I never got the guy’s name. But I believe him.

    T.A.N.J.

  27. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 1:13 am

    Yes, the echo is said to be amazing. Traction, not so much.

  28. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 1:20 am

    Are you “close to the Johnstons”? I mean, say within 3,000 miles of them? Because I need “sources close to the Johnstons” for this stuff.

  29. Bob Belvedere
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 1:23 am

    And don’t let the tawdry aspects get in the way of some hits: Joe McGinniss Is A Creepy Cheap Whore Who Has Destroyed His Own Credibility featuring Mercede[no ‘s’] Johnson nude!

  30. Breitbart nails anti-Palin author « Don Surber
    September 22nd, 2011 @ 9:49 pm

    […] from Robert Stacy McCain: “rumors that Levi Johnston’s sister is the kind of floozy who poses naked for Playboy […]

  31. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 1:54 am

    I’m normally opposed to inflated fun bags, but when Mercede has been used up and later tossed off the deck of the S.S. Progressive, at least she can rely on her built-in flotation devices.

  32. Garym
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 2:14 am

    I’ve heard from a friend, who’s mother in law is in an old folks home in Wasilla, who said that Mercede was seen going room to room of the men in the home.

  33. Garym
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 2:19 am

    Also, my friend was fishing for halibut. He saw another boat out on the bay with 5 guys and Mercede, who were also fishing for halibut. Allegedly they caught no halibut that day but Mercede brought home a Big Red Snapper.

  34. Zilla of the Resistance
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 2:29 am

    Maybe a bit more than 3,000 but I’m bad at math. However, in this digital age, wherever I heard it from could be MUCH closer. I don’t see any proof that Levi’s sister doesn’t have the crabs or that she and McGinnis did not transfer the crabs to each other.

  35. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 2:41 am

    And you got this directly from an eyewitness? I’d say that’s “credible,” by the Joe McGinniss Standard of Credibility.

  36. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 2:43 am

    That’s a good point, Zilla: Has Mercede ever denied having crabs? Have we seen a doctor’s certificate showing her to be crab-free?

  37. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 2:47 am

    McGuinness keeps digging:

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/exclusive-joe-mcginniss-says-andrew-breitbarts-explosive-email-is-really-a-dud/

  38. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 2:53 am

    “Stop giving me the fish eye.”

  39. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 2:53 am

    Fish eye.

  40. Garym
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 3:00 am

    I’ll give you the initials of the friend ….. when the book is in the legal dept at Random House. I promise.
    P.S. my real screen name is Garem.

  41. Garym
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 3:02 am

    Bill Murrey?

  42. JeffS
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 3:17 am

    Any doctor willing to sign such a certificate for Mercedes is not a person I would want as my physician. 

  43. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 3:28 am

    She looks too much like Levi.  Definitely two-bag territory.

  44. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 3:31 am

    Wow.  They really leaned on the “smooth” filter hard for that pic.

    That’s a heap o’ photoshoppin’

  45. ThePaganTemple
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 3:53 am

    That whole family is nothing but fucking trailer trash. You don’t need to make up a source to see that.

  46. ThePaganTemple
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 3:53 am

    That whole family is nothing but fucking trailer trash. You don’t need to make up a source to see that.

  47. Anita Piece
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 4:16 am

    I heard that there’s a sign posted above the toilet at her house.  It reads: “Please refrain from throwing toothpicks in the toilet — The crabs keep pole vaulting out.”

  48. Anita Piece
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 4:18 am

    Yeah.  And, like her brother, she sports some serious thunder thighs.

  49. Adjoran
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 4:49 am

    I hate when that happens.

  50. Anonymous
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 4:56 am

    I’m thinking squat jumps on fire-hydrants, myself.

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