The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler


Posted on | December 24, 2011 | 21 Comments

I’m not sure which is more profoundly offensive: The song itself, or Richard McEnroe posting it under the title, “A Ron Paul Christmas”:

There are so many layers of sick humor atrociously bad taste hate crime involved, I’m not sure where to begin:

  • Orthodox Jews will be horrified by this shiksa‘s expression of carnal lust for Jew-flesh;
  • Ron Paul supporters will be insulted by the suggestion that a politician hates Jews merely because he has been known to rant about the  “Israel lobby” (nudge, nudge, wink, wink); and
  • Islamic fanatics will be infuriated by this taunting reminder their relentlesss efforts to annihilate every Jew on the planet have failed.

These are just three of the most obvious human rights violations involved and therefore:


Because, hey, being denounced by me? It’s like the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval with the ADL, SPLC, Media Matters, etc.


  • Donald Douglas

    Linked with some smokin’ holiday hottness: ‘Victoria’s Secret Holiday Rule 5’.

  • Gary Jackson

    I bow to your greatness Stacy McCain!

  • Greg

    I’m speechless.

  • richard mcenroe

    Thanks, Stacy!  I wondered where I picked up those 2000 new followers on Twitter from!

  • Patrick

    I…..Um, I….am…. wow… speechless. Holy sh—- wait, How?

    Oh, never mind.

  • richard mcenroe

    That’s actually the reaction I had.  Through the hysterical laughter.

  • ThePaganTemple

    I can’t stop watching it. Linked, and to Richard too.

    All I Want For Christmas

  • Joe

    Clearly a Mitzvah.  Mazel Tov!   

  • Joe

    And now I am skipping midnight mass and off to the movies!  

  • Jackman

    My first wife was Jewish (she still is, she’s just not my wife anymore).
    She wasn’t very observant, her family only went to temple on the high
    holy holidays, I refereed to her (with loving malice aforethought) as a “Christmas and Easter Jew”).

  • Guest

    Coulda been worse: you could have called her a “Three Sprinkle ” jew.

  • Dave

    OT slightly, but what do y’all think of this? I just got done laying out a riddle course for my wife. I told her that she would be getting a big gift, but in January when I got my bonus. She said she understood, but suggested a few small things I could get for her today.

    I got her nothing. That’s not true. Actually, there appears to be nothing under the tree for her, In reality I bought her the new laptop she’s been lusting after. Once all the presents are opened, if one of the kids doesn’t find it, I’ll casually make a suggestion that will lead my youngest to “find” an envelope under the cloth draped around the base of the tree. The envelope contains a clue, which leads to another clue, etc.. One clue is hidden in a block of ice in the freezer downstairs, another is in the tree in our backyard, a third is hidden in the toxic waste dump that is the teenager’s room (that’s the only one I haven’t placed yet, he was in there all night, I’ll have to be slick and place it unnoticed in the morning). At the culmination of this, she’ll find her gift in the oven. I keep hearing Bugs Bunny in my head; “Ain’t I a stinker?”. Tomorrow morning is going to be fun!

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  • EBL

    She is a saucy cow!

  • EBL

    She is a saucy cow!

  • Mike G.

    Hopefully your dear wife always checks the oven before she turns it on, eh?

  • Patrick

    I hear ya… O_o All I can say… is o_O

  • Mortimer Snerd

    All I want for Christmas is Santa and her reindeer!

  • ThePaganTemple

    Anybody else notice how much Claudia looks like Chrissy from Three’s Company?


    Considering that Paul’s policy towards Israel is “stop holding them back when they are trying to defend themselves” and that Paul was one of the very few Republicans who defended Israel’s use of force against a Syrian Nuclear reactor… I would say you are off base.

  • Bruce

    Paulbots, they lust after forbidden fruit. 

  • richard mcenroe

    Sorry, but after reading those newsletters, I might be APPEALING to that base…