I’m amazed that Greta called it “creepy.”

Nostalgia is only creepy when guys like Stephen King add a li’l somethin’ to it.

Thanks for writing about this.  Somebody had to do it.

Oh good grief…it’s an old saying.  (and as Rush said today, it was about Virtue”.)  With all of the tragic and deplorable things going on in the World;  I can’t believe  THIS is what the MSM is getting their panties in a wad about these days.

There’s no there, there.

 just hold it between your knees, ladies — was probably first told by Phyllis Diller on “The Tonight Show” 
A blogger who can find the video deserves a hit to the tip jar.

Freiss’ only mistake was not making it more contemporary. He should’ve suggested Ecstasy instead of aspirin.

I first read the joke in a Playboy magazine I secretly borrowed from an older cousin back in the mid-1960′s (they had a joke page in case you got tired of reading interviews), and within a few years saw it as a gag gift in a shop – on one of those racks with hooks, in a plastic cover with a cardboard top labelled “Safe Birth Control” and with an aspirin and instructions:  “Hold tightly between knees.”

To me Santorum really scored when he lashed at the interviewer (CNN? I saw a clip on Fox, didn’t catch who was asking) for covering up Obama’s twenty-year association with “Rev” Wright, which was much more relevant.  Good job!  That’s how all our guys should handle this sort of nit-picking.

Q. How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two, but don’t ask me how they got there.

I linked you too.  I try to link you every day.  

 How many bass players?

1, 5, 1, 5, 1…

 I thought she was already relaxing and enjoying it.

I just don’t get why these guys always let the mainstream media put them on the defensive about this shit. Since this joke apparently originated decades ago, on the Tonight Show, perhaps an appropriate way to deal with the criticism would have been to simply explain the joke a la Carson.

“Well, see, what this means now is if you ladies just keep your damn legs closed that’s the best kind of birth control”.

Carson saved a lot of flat jokes that way, and if Friese had only followed his example, it too would have been even funnier.

Charlie Rose.

Phyllis Diller started it? Oh I bet it was funny then. Forgive me if I am a little crude here, but the Progressive liberal left would be fine if the joke was something bought at an XXX adult store… Ya know what I am saying? “Just imagine a _____ between your knees” They’d be rolling on the floor and handing out Emmy’s… The feigned outrage is BS.

 Well, that explains why Charlie wasn’t in the shot.  His sort can’t abide the daylight.

Loved Andrea Mitchhell’s reaction! 

 The right needs it more, the left has them scared to death of offending somebody. I can’t stand to see somebody that’s supposed to be conservative wringing their hands and simultaneously walking on egg shells. If I talk on my blog about a person calling somebody a racial slur, I’m going to quote the person and say what the racial slur was. I’m not going to say somebody called so-and-so “the N word”. Otherwise I’m not going to talk about it at all.