Posted on | March 25, 2012 | 22 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
A piece of administrivia this week: I must insert a reminder that while some of the links below are to quite tasteful and chaste pictures of attractive young women, many of the others are without question NSFW. Severely NSFW. So exercise discretion, and enjoy the links in privacy so as not to be embarrassed by your boss, children, fellow workers or S.O.’s negative reactions to exposed boobs and snooch. Keep calm and carry on, then.
Fishersville Mike reminds us that now is the time to Bring Kaley and the Pink Berets home, while the Rio Norte Line experiences Marx Madness with Elle McPherson and brings back a classic Cold War Wendy’s ad as a bonus. Randy’s Roundtable took its midweek break with Juliana Martins and Zoe Duchesne. Laughing Conservative is in the grip of Ratajkowski-mania again, while the Eye of Polyphemus falls on Milla Jovovich this week. Jake Finnegan’s Burkalesque Babe is Fiona Apple; the First Street Journal makes its rule 5 debut with the Karakal Brigade and some other attractive ladies in camo. Daily Irony draws our attention to Vespa promo girl Shi Yuwen, and Bring The HEAT, Bring The Stupid returns with Kaley Cuoco, while Reaganite Republican (with an assist from Maggie’s Notebook) goes with Elin Nordegren. Speaking of Maggie’s Notebook, here’s Estella Warren. Also, Troglopundit reminds us that it’s some race-car driver’s birthday. Elsewhere, Three Beers Later introduces us to Swedish actress Noomi Rapace, who indeed looks quite fetching in a fedora.
Soylent Green kicks off with a belated St. Paddy’s Day post, followed by some bonus Brooke, Katarin the Monday Motivationer, some equinoctal ecstasy, Kiwi hotness for Humpday, things found while looking for other things, a warning not to adjust the picture, Corset Friday Flambe, Miss Carbon Come 2012, Overnight Underboob, and Sunday Sunrise.
A View From The Beach rolls with Katie Holmes, blondes, litigious weathermen, and a cleavage ban in chess. Proof Positive submits Chrissy Teigan, vintage babe Anne Francis, and some Sex In Advertising. At Dustbury, it’s Holly Hunter and Katharine McPhee.
El Opinador Compulsivo delivers this week with Olivia Wilde, Katarina Vasilissa, Katy Perry, Chriselle Almeida, a Pantera cover by the Butcher Babies, a naked biker with an unfortunate sticker, and from the “hot for teacher” department, Michela Roth.
Thanks to everyone for the lovely linkagery! Links for next week’s Rule 5 roundup are due in the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox no later than Saturday, March 31.