The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Rule 5 Sunday: Bad

Posted on | March 25, 2012 | 22 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

A piece of administrivia this week: I must insert a reminder that while some of the links below are to quite tasteful and chaste pictures of attractive young women, many of the others are without question NSFW. Severely NSFW. So exercise discretion, and enjoy the links in privacy so as not to be embarrassed by your boss, children, fellow workers or S.O.’s negative reactions to exposed boobs and snooch. Keep calm and carry on, then.

Fishersville Mike reminds us that now is the time to Bring Kaley and the Pink Berets home, while the Rio Norte Line experiences Marx Madness with Elle McPherson and brings back a classic Cold War Wendy’s ad as a bonus. Randy’s Roundtable took its midweek break with Juliana Martins and Zoe Duchesne. Laughing Conservative is in the grip of Ratajkowski-mania again, while the Eye of Polyphemus falls on Milla Jovovich this week. Jake Finnegan’s Burkalesque Babe is Fiona Apple; the First Street Journal makes its rule 5 debut with the Karakal Brigade and some other attractive ladies in camo. Daily Irony draws our attention to Vespa promo girl Shi Yuwen, and Bring The HEAT, Bring The Stupid returns with Kaley Cuoco, while Reaganite Republican (with an assist from Maggie’s Notebook) goes with Elin Nordegren. Speaking of Maggie’s Notebook, here’s Estella Warren. Also, Troglopundit reminds us that it’s some race-car driver’s birthday. Elsewhere, Three Beers Later introduces us to Swedish actress Noomi Rapace, who indeed looks quite fetching in a fedora.

Soylent Green kicks off with a belated St. Paddy’s Day post, followed by some bonus Brooke, Katarin the Monday Motivationer, some equinoctal ecstasy, Kiwi hotness for Humpday, things found while looking for other things, a warning not to adjust the picture, Corset Friday Flambe, Miss Carbon Come 2012, Overnight Underboob, and Sunday Sunrise.

A View From The Beach rolls with Katie Holmes, blondes, litigious weathermen, and a cleavage ban in chess. Proof Positive submits Chrissy Teigan, vintage babe Anne Francis, and some Sex In Advertising. At Dustbury, it’s Holly Hunter and Katharine McPhee.

This week at The Camp of the Saints, it’s Vahina Gioconte, the Rule 5 News. and Kirsty Jane Gallacher.

El Opinador Compulsivo delivers this week with Olivia Wilde, Katarina Vasilissa, Katy Perry, Chriselle Almeida, a Pantera cover by the Butcher Babies, a naked biker with an unfortunate sticker, and from the “hot for teacher” department, Michela Roth.

The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week are Claudia Jordan, Sae Mizuki, Reina Matsushima, Julia Stiles, Erika Ando, and Chisato Morishita.

Thanks to everyone for the lovely linkagery! Links for next week’s Rule 5 roundup are due in the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox no later than Saturday, March 31.


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  • Proof

    Wombat: Put me in the “quite tasteful and chaste pictures of attractive young women”, SFW, depending on where you work, column!  Nice roundup of links and ladies as usual! 

  • neills

    Shameless, Wombat, absolutely shameless. And thank you.

  • Larimerica

    So your porn is extra porny today? It’s extremely…uh, straaange…to see pics of Stacy’s wife and little daughter on this blog one day, and then “exposed boobs and snooch” the next. Does Stacy block  his own site on his home computer? If he doesn’t, what does he tell his little girl about his Rule 5? 

  • Opinador Compulsivo

    Thanks for the linkage !

  • Wombat_socho

    You must be new here.
    Either that, or your reading comprehension is horrible. I’ll be charitable: maybe it’s both.

  • Wombat_socho

     De nada!

  • Wombat_socho

    Shame? I am an honest purveyor of linkagery, sir! What are you implying?

    Also, you’re welcome. 🙂

  • Wombat_socho

     As you may recall, when I started doing these linkfests, I was marking some links as NSFW, but gave up on it due to the pressures of time and an underlying attitude that anyone dumb enough to click on the links in a place where others might be bothered was beyond my ability to help anyway…

  • ThePaganTemple

     A good rule of thumb is to assume that any Rule 5 link is potentially NSFW, and that hopefully it will indeed be just that nyuk nyuk.

  • ThePaganTemple

    Speaking of NSFW, here is a post from an old friend of mine which is NSFW on steroids. And since she happened to link TOM in the post, I figured it was appropriate to forward it here on her behalf, as she is apparently unfamiliar with Rule 5.

    Tiffany Six’s Shameful Secret Life As A Science Teacher

    Badass pics, including one of ye olde glory hole hahahaha

  • Proof

     Yeah. A few of the people I link to are a little less SFW than me. I think caveat emptor kind of covers it.

  • Doug Hagin

    Thanks so much for the link!!

  • Larimerica

    I’m not as flippant about this as you are. I think mixing porn links and pictures of your little girl on the same site is a very, very bad idea. I’ve read this blog long enough to have seen Stacy brag that his “upskirt” Google-bombs about famous women rake in the pervert traffic. But for the sake of “hits,” he’s bringing those perverts to the place where he posts the pictures, names, and hometown of his wife and daughters. As a father, I would never take that risk with my kid’s safety — even if I didn’t care what such behavior would teach her. McCain fille will learn what Daddy’s Rule 5 is sooner or later. The message he sends with a business plan based on “exposed boobs and snooch” is this: girls who take off their clothes and spread their legs…pay the bills. And that’s a disgrace.

  • Coach Sal

    Back in the days when Smitty ran the rule 5, it was all SFW.  And even once the rules changed, knowing what wasn’t was helpful.  I was smart enough to figure out pretty early that anything from Soylent Green was dangerous.  But it’s gotten to the point that I won’t click any of them, which is a shame.  I agree with the premise–everybody likes a pretty girl.  And I live at the beach, so a little exposed skin doesn’t offend.  But I try pretty hard to avoid looking at nekkid girls I’m not married to, and neither my employer nor my bride is likely to laugh off the NSFW stuff. 

  • Wombat_socho

     You’re entitled to your opinion. Obviously we here at The Other McCain don’t agree with you.

  • Wombat_socho

     I can appreciate that. I’ll give it some thought this week and see if I can segregate the NSFW links “below the fold”, as it were.

  • Wombat_socho

     Yeah, this goes over the line as far as what’s acceptable here. Even Soylent Green’s  links (all NSFW) don’t get into this neighborhood.

  • Sonia Belle

    Interesting. You wrote about Stacie Halak and her porn career, but you refuse to link to the screenshots from her porn movies. You claim to “write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth”, but when that truth comes covered in semen, your cover your eyes.

    You’re just hypocrites.

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