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Shocking Republican Sex Scandals!

Posted on | March 30, 2012 | 23 Comments

According to a new scientific study, Republicans hate new scientific studies, but it is a scientific fact that Republican women have vaginas, and evidence suggests they know how to use ’em.

That’s right: Research indicates that the vagina functions as part of what scientists refer to as the “reproductive system” and that certain activities involving the vagina can result in women becoming so-called “moms,” a process by which something known as a “baby” actually comes out of a woman’s vagina!

With these scientific facts in mind, the latest scandalous headlines:

Vagina: Secret Weapon of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy!




  • Adjoran

    Now a University of Oregon Sociology Professor believes that climate change “deniers” can be treated and perhaps cured of their mental illness.  Somewhere, Stalin is smiling – at least until Satan spots him enjoying himself.

    Dr. Kari Marie Norgaard is quite the Scandinavian beauty, too, as you might imagine:

  • ThePaganTemple

    I want to know the scoop on Jessica and Willie Nelson during the filming of The Dukes of Hazard. You just know old Willie hit that at least once.

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  • robertstacymccain

    Dr. Norgaard also has a vagina. Just not the Republican kind.

  • SDN

    “Sure as I know anything, I know this – they will try again. Maybe on
    another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now,
    ten? They’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people…
    better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin’. I aim to

  • JeffS

     Yeesh!  The good doctor looks like a member of the Huatree Militia”.

    Which is scary indeed.

  • JeffS

    If Republican women have vaginas, then Democrat womyn have bear traps.

  • richard mcenroe

     Except they do their  best not to bear anything.

  • Adjoran

     I’ll take your word for it!

  • ThePaganTemple

     I don’t know about any bear trap but I’m pretty sure some of them damn things have teeth.

  • Bob Belvedere

    I have seen a living, breathing fjord!!!

    [Thanks a lot, pal]

  • Adjoran

     Well, you know they say that beauty is only skin deep.

    Could we skin her and see?

  • Zilla of the Resistance

    I am currently at #6 in the contest, the Lonely Conservative is at #2. The #1 spot held by a blog which is self described as “leftist, very leftist” and my closest competitor self describes as a “Hippie Liberal” from Texas. You can vote for all of the conservatives at the list every 24 hours through April 4th – unless you want openly socialist radical feminists to win, and they are currently winning BTW. So vote for us, please, if you think vaginas are more than just joy toys and you recognize that it’s OK for live babies to come out of them! And remember what the typical bitter, angry, man hating leftist looks like in comparison to Conservative women, who are not filled with bitter hatred towards men and children and are generally much happier and more loving people.

  • Linda

    My closest competitor is the Radical Housewife, and her latest post reveals that she is distraught by Pamela Gellar currently having more votes than her LOL.  Ya’ll please consider voting for me so that I may too defeat the radical.

    Yeah, the competition is silly, but it’s FUN.

    Temple of Mut and Kira Davis are latecomers, so they need extra help too.

  • richard mcenroe

    If you don’vote for these women Stacy will publish Roseanne Barr’s nude pregnancy pics.

  • ThePaganTemple

     The minute I read this the first image that came to mind was the giant rhino charging the Spartans in The 300.

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