According to a new scientific study, Republicans hate new scientific studies, but it is a scientific fact that Republican women have vaginas, and evidence suggests they know how to use ‘em.
That’s right: Research indicates that the vagina functions as part of what scientists refer to as the “reproductive system” and that certain activities involving the vagina can result in women becoming so-called “moms,” a process by which something known as a “baby” actually comes out of a woman’s vagina!
With these scientific facts in mind, the latest scandalous headlines:
- REPUBLICAN COLLEGE GIRLS GONE WILD — Sexy new movie excites 21-year-old California coed.
- THE MAN REPUBLICAN WOMEN CAN’T RESIST – A married man who only wants one thing: Your vote.
- GAY SCANDAL HITS LEADING REPUBLICAN — So-called “moderate” accused of closet extremism.
- REPUBLICAN MOMS IN HOT CONTEST — Right-wing woman confesses she wants to be on top.
Vagina: Secret Weapon of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy!