‘Arab Spring’ Anniversary: Egypt Legalizes Sex With Dead Wives, Marriage at 14

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Such legislation might have been predicted once the Islamic Brotherhood took charge:

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives — for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

So if you’re an Egyptian guy and your 14-year-old wife turns you down for sex, just kill her and get “one for the road,” eh?

Via Memeorandum with commentary by Gateway Pundit, The Jawa Report, Weasel Zippers, Atlas Shrugs and Clayton Cramer.

UPDATE: Mark Steyn at the Corner:

Gotta hand it to the Muslim Brotherhood. Hard to come up with a more apt image of the Arab Spring than an aroused Islamist rogering a corpse.

32 comments

  1. … minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

    Oh please, it is obvious to any good progressive that what the Egyptians are really trying to do is placate the American right…

    Bible thumping, Koran thumping, tomaytoe, tomahtoe, what’s the difference?

  5. So many of us tried to warn them, but that just made us “islamophobebigotraaaaaacists”.
    Just remember that this was Obama’s doing and that he very same Muslim Brotherhood that has brought sharia insanity is well entrenched HERE, even on the RIGHT (why don’t you CPAC going bloggers go read up on Suhail Khan and Grover Norquist some time?).

  10. Why did the Muslim man have sex with his dead wife? Hey, at least she didn’t have a headache.

    Why did the Muslim wife commit suicide? She was tired of being neglected.

    What can you say to make a Muslim husband jealous? She looks so natural.

    Why was the Muslim man so turned on by having sex with his dead wife? It was the first time he’d ever seen her undressed.

    The jokester Muslim teens decided to play a joke on their father by hiding a walkie talkie under the head of their dead mother. They hid in the closet and waited until, sure enough, father entered to have sex with his wife’s corpse. Before he mounted her, one of the teens groaned in a voice of passionate ecstasy.

    “You-can communicate with me?” the stunned man asked.

    “Yes, I want you, my husband”, came the reply.

    So he cut her head off.

     

  21. I might actuality be able to get laid now.  I could screw my integrity…it is long dead.  

  22. Why is so much of that hellspawn system centered around banging?  Virgins in Paradise for martyrs, temporary wives, necro-sex, rules for slave rape, rules for captives rape, mandates for wives to give it up on command (tilth or beat), and my personal favorite: why do they get 4 wives? one per week of the month so somebody is always available instead on their period.
    I want my religion to point my thinking above the material world not grind it into the barnyard.

  24. Oh…the Mohammedins love a barnyard – many, many opportunities there for getting your Muslim rocks off there…and then you can eat ’em afterwards [Cycle Of Life, and all that, don’t ya know].

  29. New Egyptian Necrophilia Law? It’s A Hoax…

    Unless this is the only site you read, you were probably inundated (and hopefully repulsed) yesterday with the news that the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood was on the verge of legalizing necrophilia for up to six hours after the death of a wife. Turns out…

  32.  Just another leftist piece of shit shill, good luck getting him to approve your comments if you don’t agree with him, he’s approved eleven since I tried to post mine, which is still nowhere to be seen.

    “Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.”

    Oh, how original.

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