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‘Arab Spring’ Anniversary: Egypt Legalizes Sex With Dead Wives, Marriage at 14

Posted on | April 26, 2012 | 32 Comments

Such legislation might have been predicted once the Islamic Brotherhood took charge:

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives — for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

So if you’re an Egyptian guy and your 14-year-old wife turns you down for sex, just kill her and get “one for the road,” eh?

Via Memeorandum with commentary by Gateway Pundit, The Jawa Report, Weasel Zippers, Atlas Shrugs and Clayton Cramer.

UPDATE: Mark Steyn at the Corner:

Gotta hand it to the Muslim Brotherhood. Hard to come up with a more apt image of the Arab Spring than an aroused Islamist rogering a corpse.

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  • ThomasD

    … minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

    Oh please, it is obvious to any good progressive that what the Egyptians are really trying to do is placate the American right…

    Bible thumping, Koran thumping, tomaytoe, tomahtoe, what’s the difference?

  • http://twitter.com/richard_mcenroe richard mcenroe

    Never really thought of fly strips as a marital aid before…

  • Ed Gein

    How about if you turn her into a lamp shade?

    Because if so, I might consider converting…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Johnson/1225600861 Rob Johnson

    Wow.  I just have to comment.  As I type this, there is an ad for Muslima.com in the sidebar.  Unreal!

  • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance

    So many of us tried to warn them, but that just made us “islamophobebigotraaaaaacists”.
    Just remember that this was Obama’s doing and that he very same Muslim Brotherhood that has brought sharia insanity is well entrenched HERE, even on the RIGHT (why don’t you CPAC going bloggers go read up on Suhail Khan and Grover Norquist some time?).

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Ed…that would be a special award wouldn’t it?  

    Meh.  This leave me rather cold.

    And yes Wombat I linked to you guys.  

  • http://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHat The Political Hat

    Interestingly enough, California doesn’t have a statutory minimum for marriage.  A few more months and the Muslim Brotherhood will make Egypt as bas as California…

  • http://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHat The Political Hat

    A little mood music for the Egyptian widower?

  • Pathfinder’s wife

    Ew.

  • http://thepagantemple.blogspot.com/ ThePaganTemple

    Why did the Muslim man have sex with his dead wife? Hey, at least she didn’t have a headache.

    Why did the Muslim wife commit suicide? She was tired of being neglected.

    What can you say to make a Muslim husband jealous? She looks so natural.

    Why was the Muslim man so turned on by having sex with his dead wife? It was the first time he’d ever seen her undressed.

    The jokester Muslim teens decided to play a joke on their father by hiding a walkie talkie under the head of their dead mother. They hid in the closet and waited until, sure enough, father entered to have sex with his wife’s corpse. Before he mounted her, one of the teens groaned in a voice of passionate ecstasy.

    “You-can communicate with me?” the stunned man asked.

    “Yes, I want you, my husband”, came the reply.

    So he cut her head off.

     

  • Adobe_Walls

    Well done sir.

  • http://twitter.com/RangerSG Shawn Gillogly

    Another victory for “smart diplomacy” and the Obama doctrine of overthrowing our friends and kowtowing to those that want to kill us.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    And you can read all about Norquist and why he should be shunned over at my joint [contains plenty of informative links]:
    http://thecampofthesaints.org/category/grover-norquist/

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    The Pagan Temple will be playing here through Sunday, folks.  Come back…and try the veal – it’s the best in the city.

  • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance

     I covered it at my place too, repeatedly. Here is ONE of them:
    http://marezilla.com/2011/10/grover-norquists-islamic-supremacist-chickens-come-home-to-roost/

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

     Too many conservatives are too busy lining up to kiss Norquist’s hind quarters to pay any attention to his record.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

     And don’t forget to tip your bartender and behead your waitress!

  • http://twitter.com/richard_mcenroe richard mcenroe

    That “Death is only the beginning” line in The Mummy just got a LOT creepier….

  • M. Thompson

    Ah, so it sounds like they’re going for the Bath and Wells vote then.

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  • Charles Johnson

    I might actuality be able to get laid now.  I could screw my integrity…it is long dead.  

  • http://twitter.com/kylekiernan Kyle Kiernan

    Why is so much of that hellspawn system centered around banging?  Virgins in Paradise for martyrs, temporary wives, necro-sex, rules for slave rape, rules for captives rape, mandates for wives to give it up on command (tilth or beat), and my personal favorite: why do they get 4 wives? one per week of the month so somebody is always available instead on their period.
    I want my religion to point my thinking above the material world not grind it into the barnyard.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    It’s the Pagan Way!

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Oh…the Mohammedins love a barnyard – many, many opportunities there for getting your Muslim rocks off there…and then you can eat ‘em afterwards [Cycle Of Life, and all that, don’t ya know].

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  • http://thepagantemple.blogspot.com/ ThePaganTemple

     Thanks. I sat here and made all that up in about five minutes lol

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  • http://www.redstateeclectic.typepad.com AngelaTC

    It’s a hoax, but that only means the neocons will continue to cite it forever. 
    http://www.samefacts.com/2012/04/wayward-press/death-before-dishonor-dept-the-egyptian-post-mortem-sex-law-hoax/

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  • http://thepagantemple.blogspot.com/ ThePaganTemple

     Or your website, which is a rotting corpse of its former self.

  • Evilbloggerlady

    With their sexual tastes, I see Islamists as natural Democrats!  

    But thanks Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood for completely ruining this song for me…

  • http://thepagantemple.blogspot.com/ ThePaganTemple

     Just another leftist piece of shit shill, good luck getting him to approve your comments if you don’t agree with him, he’s approved eleven since I tried to post mine, which is still nowhere to be seen.

    “Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.”

    Oh, how original.