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The ‘Million Ugly Women’ March

Posted on | April 30, 2012 | 77 Comments

OK, I’m lying. There weren’t really a million of them:

On Saturday, a coalition of women’s rights, feminist, labor, progressive and pro-choice groups organized marches in over 50 cities nationwide to protest in favor of President Obama’s health care agenda and against any restriction on abortion rights.
Photojournalist Ringo of Ringo’s Pictures attended the Los Angeles rally . . .

A couple of the more gruesome samples:

These ladies, representing the Party of Socialism and Liberation, seem to believe that their right to abortion is being threatened. Of course, this “right” is merely hypothetical so far as these women are concerned. There isn’t enough Viagra and Cialis on the planet to enable any man to do the deed necessary to impregnate such hideous creatures.

Really? I mean, really? Here’s a hint, sugar: If your political philosophy can be boiled down to “make me a sandwich,” you’re probably not going to be able to parlay that into a governing majority.

Also, you obviously don’t need any more sandwiches.


  • JeffS

     That’s supposed to be “Make me a sammich, dammit!”

    Stupid feminists can NEVER get it right….

  • JeffS

     There isn’t enough Viagra and Cialis on the planet to enable any man to
    do the deed necessary to impregnate such hideous creatures.

    The feminists can deal with that by using a a Glock, a turkey baster, and, ummmmmmm, massage.


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  • Quartermaster

    The poor guy would have to be immobilized and beyond intoxicated to get anywhere near that point. If they didn’t tie him down, he’d instantly be sober and run screaming in terror.

  • Adjoran

     Laura Petrie in Capri pants – how did Rob ever snare her?

  • billinlv

    And the curlers along the front of her hair add a certain air of nostalgia, n’est-ce pas (as John Kerry and John Edwards,when feeling randy-heh, heh-would say)?

  • JeffS

     True.  So add in a quart of Everclear, flavoring optional, and several rolls of duct tape.

  • Pathfinder’s wife

    Jeff — ah, you are probably right.

  • Pathfinder’s wife

    Dude, one of my favorite cousins is a lesbian, and she would go straight before she went near that.

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  • jwallin

    Well, you’d think it would take a lot to get it up for some of these hippos but sadly, my experience here in farm country leads me to believe that that’s not the case.

    We men know that a guy will stick it to any empty hole, warm, wet or not. I’ve seen too many guys who I thought could do better with some size 16 with a face like a pumpkin with worse teeth. Yet they seem happy. Maybe it’s something in the water or air but i’ve been seeing it a lot over the last 15 years.

    Women have gotten fatter, uglier, screechier and more demanding whilst doing less in return (as far as I know).

    I can’t listen to tv because all the women have this screechy, whiny tone of voice that’s like listening to a bad piece of chalk on a slate board. Or nails.

    They say there’s someone for everyone but I think some are lowering their standards as they don’t have a choice.

    If all the apples are rotten and that’s all you got, then you learn to make applesauce.

  • Nospam

    Y’all are missing the point: after looking at these fine specimens of… well, maybe humanity… does ANYONE here think it’s a good idea if they breed?

  • 29Victor


    BMW man! I’ve found cure. And it’s hungry!

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  • Randall Current

    How’s about a knuckle sandwich?

    Just kidding.  She may sit on me.

    Seriously though, I’ll have a BLT.

  • Bob Belvedere

    I suppose a nostalgia for early John Waters’s films, like Female Trouble.

  • Bob Belvedere

    She doesn’t even qualify for the Mickey Gilley Closing Time rule.

  • SusannaK

    Really? Really??? You couldn’t come up with a better angle than that? Have some more coffee, Rob.

  • Quartermaster

    You can’t drink that much beer.

  • Quartermaster

    Might take more than duct tape.

  • Quartermaster

    It’ll take something more than Coffee I’m afraid.

  • Mark Goluskin

    True that!

  • Ahmet
  • Bill

    Oh Smitty – your que ball reflecting sunlight nearly blinded me to the fact that you’re running a blog on hate…but thankfully these women walked past and you tripped over yourself trying to chase after and harass them. More than ever, I see what this site is all about – beating up on people.

    Tolerance, respect, equality…ever heard of it?? Do you know that AZ wanted to fire women for using birth control? Doctors can lie to pregnant women in multiple states about the health of her fetus…and parents cannot sue over it. Equal Pay is on the chopping block in Wisconsin. Texas is raping women with ultrasound wands if they want an abortion. Viagra is covered by insurance in all 50 states – but birth control, serving a medical need, is not.

    And all you critics can say is that you don’t like women you don’t find attractive?! Grow the hell up.

  • Genecollie

    The woman you are making fun in my daughter in law.  She is protesting partly became she had cancer and no insurance. Planned Parenthood saved her life and because of them she will be able to give birth to my grandchildren.  Things are not black and white.

  • Lucy

    Someone should have told them it’s not possible to get pregnant from dildos.  Those cows are so ugly and stupid it’s enough to make me go straight.

    I also call BS on the “that’s my daughter in law and she just had cancer and no insurance and will have my grandkids someday!”  Denial isn’t a river in Egypt, bubsy.  Just because you got played doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t see through the BS cloud.

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