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Domino ‘Wardrobe Failure’: Carbon ‘Quantitatively Eased’ Out Of Sugar

Posted on | September 11, 2012 | 12 Comments

by Smitty

Now, for a quick glance at carbohydrates at Wikipedia, with the Hispanic carb- lost (Car’los’), the remaining Irish O’Hydrate piece of, for example, lactose C12H22O11, is all wet (H20).

Why is everyone intolerant of my lactose joke? Is there anything I can do to sweeten it?

via Volokh

Category: humor

Comments

12 Responses to “Domino ‘Wardrobe Failure’: Carbon ‘Quantitatively Eased’ Out Of Sugar”

  1. Terry_Jim
    September 11th, 2012 @ 5:02 pm

    Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H.

  2. Mike G.
    September 11th, 2012 @ 5:53 pm

    I just udderly can’t wrap my brain around your lactose joke for some reason. Could it be because I’m intolerant?

  3. Red
    September 11th, 2012 @ 6:01 pm

    Augh. What’s with that? You been watching too much Dennis Miller, brainiac.

  4. ThomasD
    September 11th, 2012 @ 6:05 pm

    Domino sugar is not like ordinary sugar, refined from the juice of the sugar cane plant. No, Domino sugar is crystallized unicorn urine.

  5. JeffS
    September 11th, 2012 @ 6:17 pm

    Better watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide as well; I hear it’s especially dangerous.

  6. McGehee
    September 11th, 2012 @ 6:27 pm

    Spam. I don’t even need to click the link — any comment pointing to a Goo.gl link is spam.

  7. Windy Wilson
    September 11th, 2012 @ 6:38 pm

    It can be used with gluten-free whole wheat flour.

  8. JeffS
    September 11th, 2012 @ 8:28 pm

    In related news…..this is a not very shocking development, but it adds to the charge that the current policies of the Obama Administration are very weak.

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  11. Wombat_socho
    September 12th, 2012 @ 1:17 am

    Still poisonous, no matter whether it comes form corn, cane, sugar beets or unicorn whiz.

  12. Wombat_socho
    September 12th, 2012 @ 1:18 am

    It’s dead, Jim.