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Why Does the IRS Hate Redheaded Celebrities With Large Breasts?

Posted on | December 3, 2012 | 16 Comments

Stop the hate!

Add an IRS seizure to the problems taxing Lindsay Lohan.
Uncle Sam has taken control of all of the “Liz & Dick” star’s bank accounts in an effort to recover $233,904 in unpaid taxes from 2009 and [2010] and an unspecified amount from 2011, first reported.

Well, what’s a young celebrity damsel in distress to do? Have no fear — Hef and Charlie to the rescue!

The 26-year-old Hollywood star has already been helped out by her friend Charlie Sheen, who gave her $100,000 to help her get back on track with her finances, but sources tell website TMZ she’s still falling dramatically short, as she also owes money for 2011.
Lindsay has spent most of this year trying to get her career back on track, and after filming roles in TV movie Liz and Dick and The Canyons as well as stripping off naked for a Playboy photo shoot, she is set to earn more than $2 million by the end of this year.

Such chivalrous gentlemen they are. Now that the IRS has begun cracking down on redheaded celebrities, it’s probably just a matter of time before they go after Christina Hendricks.


  • Bob Belvedere

    If they dare go after Miss Hendricks I shall be putting together a squad to go eliminate the bastards! Bosom Team 40D!

  • Wombat_socho

    Maybe I should tweet her, offering my services as a tax specialist-at-arms.

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  • Adjoran

    It’s easier to get away with murder in California than to beat the IRS out of five bucks they say you owe.

    Remember, they couldn’t touch Capone either – until they looked at his taxes.

  • M. Thompson

    It’s not the Internal Revenue Service, it’s the Infernal Revenue Service.

    Also, who are lawyers scared of? It’s the SEC.

  • Finrod Felagund

    Well, Democrats have shown in the past that they definitely aren’t above sending the IRS after political enemies, and Lohan did endorse Romney.

    I wish I was kidding.

  • Rich Krahling

    I believe it’s the Big 10 that’s afraid of the SEC.

  • Chunkdog1

    Redheads with big breasts? Carrot Top will have to watch his step.

  • K-Bob

    Because of horrible accounting practices.

    Fourteen teams? Geez. May as well call it the Big 50.

  • M. Thompson

    I should have expected that around here.

  • William_Teach

    Well, I wouldn’t say her breasts are large. But, nice and squishy!

    On the flip side, she is a tax cheat (to go with all her other law violations). But, funny how they go after her and not all the people who work for Obama who are tax cheats.

  • Quartermaster

    Whadda ya expect? These are Universities we’re dealing with after all. It doesn’t count until the error is over 100%.

  • CrustyB

    I don’t think Charlie Sheen donated the money so much as he repaid her for all the coke he snorted at her parties.

  • GJPinks

    Reporting for duty!! and I think it’s DD

  • Roxeanne de Luca

    Jealousy, obviously.

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