Posted on | February 1, 2013 | 31 Comments
And by “typical Democrat voters,” of course, I mean guys named Mendoza who have sex with horses:
I then moved the horse’s tail and put my [penis], which was already hard, in the horse and started [having sexual intercourse with] the horse. The horse did not try to move or nothing, it just stood there while I was [having sexual intercourse with] it. I guess the horse was liking it.
I’m not making this up. This is from a sworn affidavit, ladies and gentlemen, and I’m certain this man was a Democrat voter because, after the 2009 horse-sex charge, Mendoza was subsequently arrested on charges of indecency with a child and hanged himself in jail.
Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office deputies busted Walker, her husband Shane, a 38-year-old flight attendant, and Robert Aucker, 29, on a felony count of conspiring to commit an act of bestiality.
According to a probable cause affidavit, an undercover investigator earlier this month spotted a Craigslist ad titled “Wife looking for a K9” . . . During an exchange of e-mails with the targets, the undercover detective was told that the husband and wife “wanted a male dog to have sexual intercourse with the wife.”
At one point during the correspondence, the investigator was “offered sexual favors with the wife before the bestiality would occur,” the affidavit reports.
The Walkers and Aucker were arrested . . . when they traveled to a hotel to meet up with the undercover “for what they believed would be bestiality.” According to investigators, Sarah said she and her husband were “swingers.” She also copped to telling her husband and Aucker that she “wanted a dog to have sex with her.”
Again, I’m not making this up — sworn affidavit.
Typical Democrat Voters™ are not only non-judgmental “swingers,” they’re also occasionally dog-sex porn video producers:
Diane Whalen, 55, and her boyfriend were arrested in late-June after Whalen’s son discovered explicit videos in his mother’s home and turned them over to Tulsa cops. . . .
Donald Seigfried, 55, allegedly filmed Whalen during these acts.
The video shows the same white female nude from the waist down. . . . The canine is observed licking the female’s vagina as the female is bent over the couch. The video further shows the female coaxing the canine in between her legs and she inserted the canine’s erect penis and the canine proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with her until the canine ejaculates on her. The female is telling the canine to ‘F–k me.’
The female later gets down on the floor with the canine and the female takes the canine’s penis and puts it in her mouth and performs oral sex with the canine.
You can read the entire affidavit, which reports that investigators confiscated 193 DVDs and 67 VHS tapes of this stuff produced by Typical Democrat Voters™ Diane Whalen and Donald Siegfried.
Many readers are probably saying that this is sick and disgusting, because our readers are mostly Republicans. However, it’s important to remember that (a) Obama was re-elected, and (b) the HBO series Girls starring Lena Dunham is reportedly very popular. Clearly, Republican voters are “out of touch” with the cultural trends that led to Obama’s victory, Dunham’s popularity and people having sex with animals.
Kurt Schlicter says conservatives must try to understand these kind of trends, “acquaint yourself with pop culture sufficiently to participate in the discussion it sparks.” Typical Democrat Voters™ are the future of America. And frankly, that’s why the country’s going to the dogs.