The Other McCain

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Typical Democrat Voters™

Posted on | February 1, 2013 | 31 Comments

And by “typical Democrat voters,” of course, I mean guys named Mendoza who have sex with horses:

I then moved the horse’s tail and put my [penis], which was already hard, in the horse and started [having sexual intercourse with] the horse. The horse did not try to move or nothing, it just stood there while I was [having sexual intercourse with] it. I guess the horse was liking it.

I’m not making this up. This is from a sworn affidavit, ladies and gentlemen, and I’m certain this man was a Democrat voter because, after the 2009 horse-sex charge, Mendoza was subsequently arrested on charges of indecency with a child and hanged himself in jail.

When Ace of Spades linked that article, I noticed the “related” column at the Smoking Gun had lots of stories about Typical Democrat Voters™ — for example, Sarah and Shane Walker of Arizona:

Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office deputies busted Walker, her husband Shane, a 38-year-old flight attendant, and Robert Aucker, 29, on a felony count of conspiring to commit an act of bestiality.
According to a probable cause affidavit, an undercover investigator earlier this month spotted a Craigslist ad titled “Wife looking for a K9” . . . During an exchange of e-mails with the targets, the undercover detective was told that the husband and wife “wanted a male dog to have sexual intercourse with the wife.”
At one point during the correspondence, the investigator was “offered sexual favors with the wife before the bestiality would occur,” the affidavit reports.
The Walkers and Aucker were arrested . . . when they traveled to a hotel to meet up with the undercover “for what they believed would be bestiality.” According to investigators, Sarah said she and her husband were “swingers.” She also copped to telling her husband and Aucker that she “wanted a dog to have sex with her.”

Again, I’m not making this up — sworn affidavit.

Typical Democrat Voters™ are not only non-judgmental “swingers,” they’re also occasionally dog-sex porn video producers:

Diane Whalen, 55, and her boyfriend were arrested in late-June after Whalen’s son discovered explicit videos in his mother’s home and turned them over to Tulsa cops. . . .
Donald Seigfried, 55, allegedly filmed Whalen during these acts.

Once again — sworn affidavit by Detective Jeremy Yerton, who viewed the DVD “Mama’s Loving Boys” and described the contents:

The video shows the same white female nude from the waist down. . . . The canine is observed licking the female’s vagina as the female is bent over the couch. The video further shows the female coaxing the canine in between her legs and she inserted the canine’s erect penis and the canine proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with her until the canine ejaculates on her. The female is telling the canine to ‘F–k me.’
The female later gets down on the floor with the canine and the female takes the canine’s penis and puts it in her mouth and performs oral sex with the canine.

You can read the entire affidavit, which reports that investigators confiscated 193 DVDs and 67 VHS tapes of this stuff produced by Typical Democrat Voters™ Diane Whalen and Donald Siegfried.

Many readers are probably saying that this is sick and disgusting, because our readers are mostly Republicans. However, it’s important to remember that (a) Obama was re-elected, and (b) the HBO series Girls starring Lena Dunham is reportedly very popular. Clearly, Republican voters are “out of touch” with the cultural trends that led to Obama’s victory, Dunham’s popularity and people having sex with animals.

Kurt Schlicter says conservatives must try to understand these kind of trends, “acquaint yourself with pop culture sufficiently to participate in the discussion it sparks.” Typical Democrat Voters™ are the future of America. And frankly, that’s why the country’s going to the dogs.


31 Responses to “Typical Democrat Voters™”

  1. Kyle Kiernan
    February 1st, 2013 @ 10:43 pm

    you forgot to mention Scmalfeldt.
    Luv ya ParkyB!

  2. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 1st, 2013 @ 10:51 pm

    You are so judgmental RSM! He just wanted a horseman baby. Although I am judgmental too, because horses are such whores!

  3. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 1st, 2013 @ 10:58 pm

    As for Mr. Menendez’ description of the events, beyond all horses being whores, it might also be because Mr. Menendez had a pequeño penis. No wonder he hung himself. Well that and then telling his prison buddies what he was in for.

  4. DonaldDouglas
    February 1st, 2013 @ 11:29 pm

    Well, you’re right, of course, McCain. You remember Larry Brinkin, right? A typical Democrat:

  5. DonaldDouglas
    February 1st, 2013 @ 11:33 pm

    More on the dude here: Larry Brinkin Update: Homosexual Pedophile Exposes Rank Hypocrisy of Radical Left’s ‘Social Justice’ Agenda.

  6. gvanderleun
    February 1st, 2013 @ 11:57 pm

    OK, you can stop this stuff now. Thank you.

  7. FenelonSpoke
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 12:47 am

    Satan is the prince of this world-2nd Corinthians 4:4 and people like the horse lover, the dog lover and the blogger with the snake eyes (covered below) who makes jokes about the death of someone elses baby are in his thrall, They can deny it. They can deny the existence of God, but who they worship is apparent.

  8. Guesty McGuesterson
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 1:05 am

    Suddenly this perfectly good story is a story about Democrat voters? Be honest: you’re certain this man was a Democrat voter because his last name was Mendoza.

  9. Bob Belvedere
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 3:46 am

    All that ick just for that punchline, McCain?!?

  10. K-Bob
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 4:24 am

    I KNEW Iwas gonna regret reading this excerpt from the next West Point warning about people-to-keep-under-surveillance.

    I just wonder who slid you the advance copy?

  11. jsn2
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 4:36 am

    Now I understand why so many liberal/progressive women are foaming at the mouth dogs angry and ugly.

  12. robertstacymccain
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 4:41 am

    Just keep this phrase in mnd. Because you never know when Typical Democrat Voters™ might make news again.

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  14. SDN
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 9:44 am

    No, the picture was more than enough. Looks like he’s on a three-day acid trip? Democrat.

  15. Wordygirl
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 9:59 am

    These types of stories are beneath you, and your readers.

  16. Matthew W
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 10:32 am

    “conspiring to commit an act of bestiality”

    Whoda thunk we would have needed that in our legal code???

  17. McGehee
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 10:42 am

    I’m fairly certain he was a Democrat because he had sex with an animal.

  18. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 10:59 am

    Democrat because he thought sex with a horse would produce a “horseman”

  19. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 11:02 am

    Given The Moral Decline and Collapse of Western Civilization™ you might be using it a lot.

  20. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 11:05 am

    By “beneath” do you mean like how this late Democrat Mendoza rode this horse like Bob Menendez road Dominican prostitutes?

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  22. James Knauer
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 1:35 pm

    Well… so long as he promises not to go back…

  23. jety
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 2:55 pm

    Pedophilia will become the new gay in about 10 years. Liberals will be pushing it as a “right”. After they have sufficiently tainted our children’s moral innocence, the Democrats will push to make bestiality legal. Anything to destroy the traditional family and church.

  24. David R. Graham
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 3:11 pm
  25. Bob Belvedere
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 3:31 pm

    Such things date back to Common Law. Men have always been compelled to put their John Thomas in holes.

  26. Bob Belvedere
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 3:32 pm

    The push is already on, as Stacy has documented here many times.

  27. Bob Belvedere
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 3:32 pm

    A must-read by The Rev.

  28. RichFader
    February 2nd, 2013 @ 7:28 pm

    It may actually be easier to find Mexican-border-town-style sex shows in the United States than it is in Mexican border towns these days.

  29. Debbie Merchant
    February 3rd, 2013 @ 12:58 am

    yah,the New World Order! the Devil’s new world order:(

  30. jt55106
    February 4th, 2013 @ 9:47 am

    Robert Stacy McCain @rsmccain ends up nude at strip club picture here–> can you say “perv”

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