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Liberals Outraged Like It Was a Bad Thing for Hillary to Have Sex With Animals

Posted on | February 14, 2013 | 21 Comments

Why so judgmental, Mother Jones?

[A] promotional video produced last year under the supervision of Adam Brandon, executive vice president of [FreedomWorks] and a [Matt] Kibbe loyalist. The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton. . . .
A former FreedomWorks official says Kibbe and Brandon ran the group as a “cult of personality” geared toward promoting Kibbe, and that Kibbe at times issued crude guidelines for hiring women based on their appearance. . . .
“I heard complaints of insensitive, boorish behavior and of obnoxious references to the condition of pregnancy,” [former FreedomWorks honcho Dick] Armey says. “Such comments put you in jeopardy of lawsuits.” . . .
Some FreedomWorks staffers worried last year about a promotional video created ahead of FreePAC, a FreedomWorks conference held on July 26, 2012, where thousands of conservative grassroots activists nearly filled the American Airlines Center in Dallas to hear from tea party favorites, including Glenn Beck and Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah). The short film hailing FreedomWorks was intended to play on the large video screens inside the arena.
In one segment of the film, according to a former official who saw it, Brandon is seen waking from a nap at his desk. In what appears to be a dream or a nightmare, he wanders down a hallway and spots a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton and apparently performing oral sex on the then-secretary of state. Two female interns at FreedomWorks were recruited to play the panda and Clinton. One intern wore a Hillary Clinton mask. The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers. (See here, here, and here.) Placing the panda in the video, a former FreedomWorks staffer says, was “an inside joke.”
Another FreedomWorks staffer who worked there at the time confirms that “Yes, this video was created.”

Well, my hands are clean here: Somebody at FreedomWorks blacklisted me back in 2010, so of course I wasn’t invited to “FreePAC,” and nobody asked me if it was a good idea to make a video of Hillary Clinton having sex with a giant panda. NTTAWWT.

What I can’t understand is why liberals pretend like they disapprove of “inter-species intimacy,” when this is a favorite practice — indeed, a cherished right — of Typical Democrat Voters™. 



21 Responses to “Liberals Outraged Like It Was a Bad Thing for Hillary to Have Sex With Animals”

  1. Becca Lower
    February 14th, 2013 @ 2:25 pm

    Didn’t Secretary Clinton’s husband once insist that that wasn’t “sex”?

  2. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 14th, 2013 @ 2:47 pm

    There is a subset of sexual fetishes that includes Panda porn. I am not into it myself, but I know it is out there. Who knew Hillary went there–but given the difficulties of getting real life pandas to mate…maybe it is a wish that her husband was more like a panda.

  3. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 14th, 2013 @ 2:52 pm

    Wow they seem really upset about this… If only there were as upset about Democrat Piers Morgan fan boy Dorner going out and murdering innocent civilians for revenge or out of control late term abortionists killing a mother and child to preserve the right of choice.

  4. Adjoran
    February 14th, 2013 @ 3:01 pm

    See, all your butt-hurt was in vain! Didn’t I tell you? And just wait until the inevitable Tabby Hale Furry pron vid comes out – you will be so relieved, yet again!

    Too bad the left didn’t have the same sense of outrage when Obama staffers fondled and harassed a life-sized Hillary cut-out during the 2008 campaign. They couldn’t have missed it, the Blogfather posted it about 30 times. One of those with his hand on Hillary’s boob was Obama’s chief speechwriter, if I am not mistaken.

    Doubling down on double standards . . .

  5. Adjoran
    February 14th, 2013 @ 3:03 pm

    Yeah, but he also told Monica that the panda suit did NOT make her look fat.

    Well, perhaps it wasn’t the suit after all.

  6. Dai Alanye
    February 14th, 2013 @ 3:17 pm

    Any conservative stupid enough to fail to see the danger in this should have his I Love Ron button confiscated. We’re not Libs, after all, and can’t hope to avoid condemnation.

  7. Wombat_socho
    February 14th, 2013 @ 3:19 pm

    Rule 34. No exceptions.

  8. McGehee
    February 14th, 2013 @ 3:31 pm

    Well now.

  9. Finrod Felagund
    February 14th, 2013 @ 3:31 pm

    I can’t help but flash to the South Park episode with Sexual Harassment Panda.

  10. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 14th, 2013 @ 3:44 pm

    Too bad Tabitha does not listen to Stacy anymore. She does have about five years of solid experience, so how this got buy her is anyone’s guess…

  11. JeffS
    February 14th, 2013 @ 4:03 pm

    Can’t be any worse than this photo of Billary!

  12. ThomasD
    February 14th, 2013 @ 4:05 pm

    Tabby Hale Furry pron vid

    That which has been seen cannot be unseen.


  13. ThomasD
    February 14th, 2013 @ 4:08 pm

    I got nothin’.

  14. Bob Belvedere
    February 14th, 2013 @ 4:16 pm

    Me neither.

  15. Bob Belvedere
    February 14th, 2013 @ 4:17 pm

    You just had to go and remind us of that creepy Kodak Moment.

  16. Christy Waters
    February 14th, 2013 @ 5:51 pm

    Damn! I didn’t know Hillary was into the “plushy-furry” scene.

  17. Rob Crawford
    February 14th, 2013 @ 7:38 pm

    “In what appears to be a dream or a nightmare, he wanders down a hallway and spots a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton and apparently performing oral sex on the then-secretary of state. ”

    Hasn’t anyone seen “The Shining”?

  18. Eric Ashley
    February 14th, 2013 @ 11:21 pm

    I say ‘lets be all conservative, no weakness’ and I hear ‘oh, but that might offend methheads and MSM anchors, we can’t do that, you stupid socon.’ But then they do this….Its almost like there is a Law of the Conservation of Offense, and if you don’t do your job offending liberals in the right way, you will find somone doing it in the moronic disgusting way.

  19. How Morally Bankrupt Is the GOP? | The Pink Flamingo
    February 15th, 2013 @ 5:10 am

    […] in the GOP even has the moral courage to even speak out to condemn the denigrating video.  If R. S. McCain is any example, they don’t see anything wrong with it. Story seems to be that Dick Armey is the one who […]

  20. Andrew Patrick
    February 15th, 2013 @ 7:37 am

    Wait, hold up…

    Did this…. happen?

    Did a chick in a panda costume really ….?

    Ow. OW.

  21. disqus_5pGpIVN9lV
    February 18th, 2013 @ 11:36 am

    The zoosexual is a gentle soul. Stop hurting their gentle heart.
    We are animals. To think not is all in your head. Zoos are loving rational minded people that don’t seek to war with anyone. That is the kind of people we need on this planet. Satan thinks ban because he is banned from beinmg in Gods presence. Think ban side with the devil.