The Other McCain

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I Got Nothing

Posted on | March 8, 2013 | 18 Comments

Sometimes you see an item and instantly think, “Wow, I gotta blog that, because this will be hilarious.” And so it was when I saw a weird bit of news from HuffPo, but then . . . blank.

Zilch. Zero. Nada. And I think the problem is that, once you’d read the item, there really isn’t anything you can add to it that would make it any funnier than it already is — that is to say, if you’re the kind of person who thinks it’s funny when a guy has to go to the hospital because he got a dildo wedged up inside his bunghole, then live-Tweets the process of having it extracted.

Did I mention there’s an X-ray?

UPDATE: OK, while I was caught jokeless, Ace of Spades was running a whole riff on Mister Bunghole’s Very Bad Day.

 

Category: humor

Comments

18 Responses to “I Got Nothing”

  1. smitty
    March 8th, 2013 @ 6:02 pm

    Could it be an economic metaphor?

  2. KingShamus
    March 8th, 2013 @ 6:02 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM I Got Nothing http://t.co/NVf6IkLGIv #TCOT

  3. Mike G.
    March 8th, 2013 @ 6:12 pm

    Could be a constitutional metaphor. Wonder if there were any stitches involved.

  4. Shawny Lee
    March 8th, 2013 @ 6:52 pm

    If not, it would surely pass for a more accurate state of the union address…..

  5. M. Thompson
    March 8th, 2013 @ 6:57 pm

    There was a time when you wouldn’t talk about this.

    It’s very long gone.

  6. Shawny Lee
    March 8th, 2013 @ 7:12 pm

    Ain’t THAT the truth! Next up, Yahoo tips on how to change batteries in this kind of emergency…..or how that never happened with soap on a rope because you could always fish it back out……you know, a probing historical account of stupidity.

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:03 pm

    Leave John McCain alone!

  8. richard mcenroe
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:04 pm

    How could you miss this: “Huffington Post Unplugged.”

  9. Shawny Lee
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:18 pm

    Oh, you mean the whacko bird who stuck NDAA up Americas collective ass?

  10. rmnixondeceased
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:39 pm

    Heh. probing …

  11. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:50 pm

    Smitty, all I have to say is better this than blowing up the planet. Leave some simple amusements for the criminal insane leaders of the world.

  12. Finrod Felagund
    March 8th, 2013 @ 10:13 pm

    Compare it to what Moe Lane found the other day:

    http://moelane.com/2013/03/07/qotd-it-took-three-paragraphs-to-get-to-something-tentatively-family-friendly-edition/

  13. Christopher Renner
    March 8th, 2013 @ 10:14 pm

    I’ve got a similar story – a friend once showed me a graphic photo of someone he’d encountered (he worked at a hospital) suffering from exactly the same dildo-related malady.
    But wait, there’s more – for whatever reason, the guy and his girlfriend weren’t willing or able to purchase a commercially available dildo, so they had improvised such a device with a cut off broomhandle, bubble wrap, and packing tape.

  14. Shawny Lee
    March 9th, 2013 @ 6:16 am

    ; ) There are support groups for asspiring human sock puppets.

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    March 9th, 2013 @ 11:24 am

    […] red flags (Molly Nor­ris) but being exposed to news on a reg­u­lar basis and watch­ing how far the cul­ture has fallen has made out­rag­ing me […]

  16. Thane_Eichenauer
    March 9th, 2013 @ 3:25 pm

    That article ain’t fit to sweep the sidewalk in front of the hospital where Dr. Mona Moore works.

  17. Ed Driscoll » ‘You Guys All Have Blood On Your Hands’
    March 9th, 2013 @ 7:18 pm

    […] Sure it does. And when it happens, the HuffPo live tweets the details. […]

  18. rmnixondeceased
    March 9th, 2013 @ 8:58 pm

    I thought a support group for “asspiring” human dildo holsters would be more helpful for the object of the story.