I Got Nothing
Posted on | March 8, 2013 | 18 Comments
Sometimes you see an item and instantly think, “Wow, I gotta blog that, because this will be hilarious.” And so it was when I saw a weird bit of news from HuffPo, but then . . . blank.
Zilch. Zero. Nada. And I think the problem is that, once you’d read the item, there really isn’t anything you can add to it that would make it any funnier than it already is — that is to say, if you’re the kind of person who thinks it’s funny when a guy has to go to the hospital because he got a dildo wedged up inside his bunghole, then live-Tweets the process of having it extracted.
Did I mention there’s an X-ray?
UPDATE: OK, while I was caught jokeless, Ace of Spades was running a whole riff on Mister Bunghole’s Very Bad Day.
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March 8th, 2013 @ 6:02 pm
Could it be an economic metaphor?
March 8th, 2013 @ 6:02 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: TOM I Got Nothing http://t.co/NVf6IkLGIv #TCOT
March 8th, 2013 @ 6:12 pm
Could be a constitutional metaphor. Wonder if there were any stitches involved.
March 8th, 2013 @ 6:52 pm
If not, it would surely pass for a more accurate state of the union address…..
March 8th, 2013 @ 6:57 pm
There was a time when you wouldn’t talk about this.
It’s very long gone.
March 8th, 2013 @ 7:12 pm
Ain’t THAT the truth! Next up, Yahoo tips on how to change batteries in this kind of emergency…..or how that never happened with soap on a rope because you could always fish it back out……you know, a probing historical account of stupidity.
March 8th, 2013 @ 8:03 pm
Leave John McCain alone!
March 8th, 2013 @ 8:04 pm
How could you miss this: “Huffington Post Unplugged.”
March 8th, 2013 @ 8:18 pm
Oh, you mean the whacko bird who stuck NDAA up Americas collective ass?
March 8th, 2013 @ 8:39 pm
Heh. probing …
March 8th, 2013 @ 8:50 pm
Smitty, all I have to say is better this than blowing up the planet. Leave some simple amusements for the criminal insane leaders of the world.
March 8th, 2013 @ 10:13 pm
Compare it to what Moe Lane found the other day:
http://moelane.com/2013/03/07/qotd-it-took-three-paragraphs-to-get-to-something-tentatively-family-friendly-edition/
March 8th, 2013 @ 10:14 pm
I’ve got a similar story – a friend once showed me a graphic photo of someone he’d encountered (he worked at a hospital) suffering from exactly the same dildo-related malady.
But wait, there’s more – for whatever reason, the guy and his girlfriend weren’t willing or able to purchase a commercially available dildo, so they had improvised such a device with a cut off broomhandle, bubble wrap, and packing tape.
March 9th, 2013 @ 6:16 am
; ) There are support groups for asspiring human sock puppets.
March 9th, 2013 @ 11:24 am
[…] red flags (Molly Norris) but being exposed to news on a regular basis and watching how far the culture has fallen has made outraging me […]
March 9th, 2013 @ 3:25 pm
That article ain’t fit to sweep the sidewalk in front of the hospital where Dr. Mona Moore works.
March 9th, 2013 @ 7:18 pm
[…] Sure it does. And when it happens, the HuffPo live tweets the details. […]
March 9th, 2013 @ 8:58 pm
I thought a support group for “asspiring” human dildo holsters would be more helpful for the object of the story.