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When #CrackerQuotes Get Tuneful

Posted on | June 30, 2013 | 23 Comments

by Smitty

After Rachel Jeantel’s “creepy ass cracker” went legendary, Twitter swung into action. For reasons that refuse to make sense, like some of the Zimmerman trial testimony, this blogger felt the need to work ‘cracker’ into rock lyrics:
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A favorite:


  • Bob Belvedere

    Only the last one redeemed you there, Admiral.

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    “Creepy Ass Cracker” would be a hellava tweeter handle.

  • LadyLiberty1885

    My new fav follow is Honkey LIberation Front

  • Chris Wysocki

    I’m a cracker.
    He’s a cracker.
    Wouldn’t you like to be a cracker too?
    Be a cracker, a creepy-ass cracker!

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  • Frank Underwood D-SC

    You might say that, but I couldn’t possibly comment.

  • Mike G.

    You sir, are the Poet Laureate of teh twitters.

  • Charles

    Ghost crackers in the sky

  • Frank Underwood D-SC

    Normally I couldn’t possibly comment…but I liked the last one too.

  • Adjoran


    But the last loses some cachet after Kurt Schlicter used it already last week – “I saw Snowden sipping a pina colada at Trader Vic’s, his hair was perfect.”

  • smitty

    Indeed, it was likely the Colonel that put Zevon in mind.

  • Quartermaster

    Smitty, you obviously have far too much time on your hands.