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Given a Hypothetical Choice Between Monica Lewinsky and Sydney Leathers?

Posted on | July 30, 2013 | 87 Comments

De gustibus non est disputandum, of course, but any man who would prefer tattooed Sydney to the alabaster-complexioned Monica . . .

Maybe it takes a Southern good ol’ boy to understand why Bill Clinton liked more cushion for the pushin’, as fellows say down home.

Not that Sydney Leathers is particularly thin, but when it comes to the question of which gal looks like she’d appreciate a dinner date at Cracker Barrel — country fried steak and gravy, turnip greens, pinto beans, hashbrown casserole, biscuits and cornbread — I don’t think there can be any question: Monica is the plus-size winner.

What a lovely girl! Her green eyes are beautiful, her dark hair is beautiful and her mouth . . . Well, of course, I’m a happily married man, but this is strictly a hypothetical scenario, remember?

That’s why I was so strongly in favor of President Clinton’s impeachment. He was under oath when he was asked about Monica and, if he had any regard for truth, Bill would have had no choice but to answer: “Oh, hell, yes. I did that gal every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Honestly, I just couldn’t help myself. That chubby young gal flashing her thong panties at me? Like the song said, I took one look and I was fractured. Tried to walk and I was lame.”

Maybe some men honestly find Monica Lewinsky unattractive. Who am I to judge? Now let us recite the Good Ol’ Boys Prayer: Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from horny fat girls . . .

 

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87 Responses to “Given a Hypothetical Choice Between Monica Lewinsky and Sydney Leathers?”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

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  2. Lockestep1776
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

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  3. CHideout
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

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  4. Citzcom
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

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  5. jwbrown1969
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

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  6. rsmccain
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:21 pm

    Given a Hypothetical Choice Between Monica Lewinsky and Sydney Leathers? http://t.co/31RYeuP0KG @ConservativeLA @AmPowerBlog @instapundit

  7. bet0001970
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:22 pm

    I honestly have no idea how to respond to that.

  8. instapundit
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:27 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Given a Hypothetical Choice Between Monica Lewinsky and Sydney Leathers? http://t.co/31RYeuP0KG @ConservativeLA @AmPowerBlog …

  9. bet0001970
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:29 pm

    Actually, I just went and looked at some pictures of both women and you’re right. That Leathers chick is…ugh. Here’s a more recent photo of Lewinsky though.

    http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/mr-personality/photo-gallery-detail/EP00569717/1287357506?aid=zap2it

    I guess Bill got in on the ground floor. So to speak.

  10. preciseBlogs
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:29 pm

    Given a Hypothetical Choice Between Monica Lewinsky and Sydney Leathers http://t.co/gxFwnRvBJu #news #conservative #uncategorized

  11. Mike G.
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:32 pm

    when it comes to the question of which gal looks like she’d appreciate a
    dinner date at Cracker Barrel — country fried steak and gravy, turnip
    greens, pinto beans, hashbrown casserole, biscuits and cornbread

    You forgot the Apple Dumpling with Ice Cream.

    And yes, I’d agree that Miss Lewinski. is more attractive that Sidney Leathers. But then again, I hate women with tattoos.

  12. Mike G.
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:33 pm

    Okay, definitely Monica Lewinski.

  13. ConservativeLA
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:34 pm

    Hey, I was drunk! 😀 MT @rsmccain: Given a Hypothetical Choice Between Monica Lewinsky and Sydney Leathers? http://t.co/D7OCca7yuH

  14. rustypaladin
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:36 pm

    I was going to dispute Mr. McCain. Then I went and looked at some pics as well. Research is your friend. Leathers isn’t bad but, yeah, Lewinsky wins (Leathers is about three beers. Lewinsky right now is no beers)

    To any women who are offended by this discussion: I am MAN! Hear me oink!

  15. robertstacymccain
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:39 pm

    I remember when you had to go to the carnival and pay 50 cents to see the Tattooed Lady, along with Turtle Boy and other sideshow freaks.

  16. AmPowerBlog
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:40 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Given a Hypothetical Choice Between Monica Lewinsky and Sydney Leathers? http://t.co/31RYeuP0KG @ConservativeLA @AmPowerBlog …

  17. rsmccain
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:40 pm

    “The Good Ol’ Boys Prayer: Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from horny fat girls …” http://t.co/31RYeuP0KG

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    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:42 pm

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  19. AmPowerBlog
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:42 pm

    .@ConservativeLA Monica Lewinsky is the plus-size winner! http://t.co/fNEMp8tnuk via @RSMcCain #Democrats #Sex #Scandals

  20. DonaldDouglas
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:44 pm

    Oh, to pine for the days of Ms. Lewinsky. Strange.

  21. BobBelvedere
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:47 pm

    RT @rsmccain: “The Good Ol’ Boys Prayer: Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from horny fat girls …” http://t.co/31RYeuP0KG

  22. Bob Belvedere
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:51 pm

    Monica just needed some time to shed her baby fat and get some real adult meat on he bones.

  23. Bob Belvedere
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:52 pm

    I agree with you 100%, Stacy. Even before she grew into a lovely woman, Miss Monica was way better looking than Sydney.
    Of course, I’ve always had a thing for Jewish gals.

  24. Bob Belvedere
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:54 pm

    The same goes for men. As far as I’m concerned only military men and civilian sailors should have tattoos.

  25. Bob Belvedere
    July 30th, 2013 @ 4:54 pm

    It’s such a damn turn-off.

  26. rustypaladin
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:00 pm

    I guess I am in the minority that I don’t mind women with tattoos. I don’t go looking for them I just don’t care. But women also need to be very careful about tattoos. Sometimes the tattoos don’t age well.

  27. Finrod Felagund
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:04 pm

    I don’t mind tattoos at all, but there are a lot of tattoos that are better than Ms. Leathers’.

  28. HamOnRye
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:06 pm

    “Thar’ she blows!”

    Those photos from the NY Post made want to reach for a harpoon.

  29. Finrod Felagund
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:08 pm

    If I was going to get a full back tattoo, I’d make it of something like the full text of the Bill of Rights.

  30. Finrod Felagund
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:14 pm

    Though, I have also considered the Black Knight from the backglass of my favorite pinball machine: http://ipdb.org/showpic.pl?id=311&picno=19361&zoom=1

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    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:31 pm

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  32. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:32 pm

    Stacy McCain always goes places you would not expect in journalism, but make sense after he goes there.

    That my friends is called vision!

  33. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:34 pm

    I find tattoos on beautiful ladies the equivalent of graffiti on great architecture.

    The only exception are those great Yakusa style Japanese tattoos, which are pretty amazing (and pretty rare since they probably cost north of $50K to do). But even then they are still freak show stuff.

  34. Funeral guy
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:52 pm

    There’s a difference between “pleasingly plump” and “dumpy”. Monica is the former and Sydney Leathers is the latter. Monica has an uncommonly beautiful face, while Ms. Leathers comes off as a spray painted mouth breather. I’ve always felt that Monica really got a raw deal. Yeah, what she did was wrong but did she have to be destroyed on the altar of Clintonism? What price did Clinton pay? Riches and the undying admiration of liberals everywhere. Sydney Leathers appears to have been (and still is) a whore and quite proud of it. Sydney Leathers, Sandra Fluke, the gaggle of female enablers of the sexual predator Bob Filner, Client #9, Bill Clinton; God knows conservatives aren’t perfect (and we Christians know it for sure) but why, oh why, would anyone admit to being a Democrat?

  35. M. Thompson
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:56 pm

    I can say that I would have had a lot more respect for Mr. Clinton if he had said, “Yes, I am in a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky. Y’all have seen Hillary, right? Do ya think I’m getting anything from her?”

  36. neal
    July 30th, 2013 @ 5:57 pm

    Horny fat girls can lose the fat, just not the horny. Sometimes, you plays them as you sees them, not that there is anything wrong with that, if you feel lucky.

  37. gwvanderleun
    July 30th, 2013 @ 6:13 pm

    Monica in a heartbeat. As for Leathers: No. Condom. Thick. Enough.

  38. JeffS
    July 30th, 2013 @ 6:17 pm

    Sometimes the tattoos don’t age well.

    Like when the Trans-am morphs into The Octopus.

  39. bet0001970
    July 30th, 2013 @ 6:18 pm

    I’m gonna have to disagree. Leathers is bad. Lewinsky on the other hand…she was actually rather lovely. And if you look at Leathers, she’s just as chunky as Lewinsky was.

  40. Matthew W
    July 30th, 2013 @ 6:42 pm

    Monica by a mile !!

  41. Matthew W
    July 30th, 2013 @ 6:43 pm

    I highly suspect that photo has been retouched X 100

  42. ThomasD
    July 30th, 2013 @ 6:59 pm

    I don’t find Monica exceptionally pretty. But, back in the day, she sure looked like fun. And that’s attractive.

    Leathers looks like a string of headaches.

  43. Steve Skubinna
    July 30th, 2013 @ 7:05 pm

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’

    That’s what I said

    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

    Or, so I’ve read.

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

    I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

    – Spinal Tap

  44. Wombat_socho
    July 30th, 2013 @ 7:05 pm

    I’ve dated a couple of women who had absolutely stunning full-back tattoos. Works of art.

  45. Wombat_socho
    July 30th, 2013 @ 7:07 pm

    And here I’ve been thinking that was Frank Zappa all these years.

  46. LeatherPenguin
    July 30th, 2013 @ 7:20 pm

    I’m With Bubba – Given a Hypothetical Choice Between Monica Lewinsky and Sydney Leathers? http://t.co/EjHKXG4vSH

  47. smitty
    July 30th, 2013 @ 7:30 pm

    Alex, I’ll take piranha-infested water, for a depth of 50′.

  48. smitty_one_each
    July 30th, 2013 @ 7:31 pm

    @rsmccain “Alex, I’ll take piranha-infested water, for a depth of 50′.” — smitty http://t.co/EsL7uTRMX3

  49. DaveO
    July 30th, 2013 @ 7:51 pm

    Lewinsky was a hormonal girl who permitted herself to be used by a serial rapist. Leathers is looking to exploit her notoriety for personal gain.

    Lewinsky. She seems to have been, and become a genuinely nice, decent person.

  50. trangbang68
    July 30th, 2013 @ 7:53 pm

    The defining of deviancy down…the chubby intern giving hummers in the oval orifice is now relatively classy next to the used up tatted skank who looks like she walked out of a casting call for “Hells Angels on Wheels”