Rule 5 Monday

— compiled by Wombat-socho

If I have to tell you not to read this at work, or around people who get wrapped around the axle by scantily-clad (or nekkid) women, there’s probably no hope for you.

Randy’s Roundtable starts this week’s parade of pulchritude with Rozanna Purcell, followed by Fishersville Mike with Kaley Cuoco, and Blackmailers Don’t Shoot’s Pretty Girls On A Thursday: End Of Summer Edition. Laughing Conservative has Adrianne Pulacki, Reaganite Republican goes with Miss Sweden, and The Pegu Blog reminds us that last Thursday was Talk Like A Pirate Day. Animal Magnetism changes it up this week with Rule 5 Bikini Friday and a Saturday Brunettenarok. Goodstuff alerts us to this Thai push-up bra ad, and also tips us to Ana Hickman and Sydney Leathers in Issue 115 of his blogging magazine. First Street Journal is starting over with some pics of the brave women who volunteer for the Afghan National Police.

EBL’s herd of heifers and oddities this week includes Creepy Uncle Sam, older women keeping up appearances, Angie Dickinson, Star Trek: Into Darkness, and a well-endowed bovine beauty.

A View From The Beach offers A Royal Pain, Ginger Halestorm, Two Drunk Irish Critique “Wrecking Ball”, Hotshots 2014 Preview, Economic Good News, Awesome!, A Modest Proposal, and Don’t Let Me Die In Florida.

Wine Women and Politics winds up his week with Hot Sunday Sweeties, preceded by Saturday Sweeties, TGIF: Some Fine Fillies, Thursday Delights, and Hump Day Hotness.

Soylent Green performs atonement before posting Requestkitteh, and kicking off the week with Monday Motivationer Lightning Rod, naturally followed by Tuesday Titillation, Humpday Hotness: Flowers For Sung Hi Lee, Falconsword Fursday Sushi, Evening Awesome Alexis, Corset Awesome, T-GIF Friday, Overnighty Mosh, Weekender Bare Rug, Afternooner, and Overnighty Destiny.

Proof Positive’s Babe of the Week is Kellie Pickler; his vintage babe is Ann Miller. Sex in Advertising is covered by Julia Roberts this week, and of course, there’s the obligatory 49ers cheerleader. At Dustbury, it’s Mallika Sherawat and Sherlyn Chopra.

The DaleyGator returns with Chelsea Gilligan, and continues his Hot 100 list with Sarah Shahi, Daphne Joy, Minka Kelly, Diane Lane, Ali Landry, Monica Bellucci, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Lisa Marie Scott, and Emma Samms. Other DaleyBabes included Rio Ogawa, Avonte Wright, Kersti Richards, Calanthe Gregory, Britt Bliss, Angela Henderson, Christa Elise, Brittany Alexis, Paula Marciniak, Claudia Sampedro, Alesha Dixon, Dejana Zivkovic, and Nathalia Bodemuller. Also, Why Does PETA Hate Katy Perry’s Breasts?

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Links for next week’s Rule 5 roundup are due to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox no later than Saturday, September 28.


 

20 comments

  1. “…wrapped around the axxle…”?! So you endorse Amerikkka’s wrap culture, do you? HETERONORAMATIVE PATRIARCHAL GENITAL IMPOSITIONIST!

  2. I actually prefer grinders (as the hero sandwich is known in the land of my father) but they have too many carbs, so I am forced to embrace the wrap.

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