Posted on | October 27, 2013 | 44 Comments
Chris Brown and a bodyguard were arrested Sunday morning and charged with felony assault, the Washington Metropolitan Police Department said.
The singer and bodyguard Christopher Hollosy were allegedly involved in an altercation with another man outside the W Hotel at 4:25 a.m., police said.
The two were taken into custody and were being held at the 2nd district police station, police said.
Brown, 24, is on probation in California for a felony domestic violence conviction involving his former girlfriend Rihanna. Any arrest could be considered a violation of that probation, which could result in jail time.
“Two woman approached Brown in front of the W Hotel and asked to take a picture with him. As the pic was about to be taken, 2 men rushed over to get in the photo. We’re told Chris then said, “I’m not into this gay s**t, I’m into boxing,” and threw a punch at the alleged victim. . . . The victim says he doesn’t understand why Brown would be “so homophobic” to hurl such a slur.
Maybe after Chris Brown gets out of jail, he can date Amanda Bynes, who is reportedly recovering from her psychotic meltdown.
How did Chris Brown become such a violent menace to society? We mentioned his sexually deviant childhood just the other day:
His parents divorced when he was seven, and before long he and his sister and mother were living with her new husband in a trailer park . . .
He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. . . . Brown grew up with a great gang of boy cousins, and they watched so much porn that he was raring to go.
This is America’s future. And we’re hopelessly doomed.
(Hat-tip: L.N. Smithee.)