Celebrity Psychopath Chris Brown Arrested on Felony Assault Charge

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The world’s most notorious R&B criminal terrorizes D.C.:

Chris Brown and a bodyguard were arrested Sunday morning and charged with felony assault, the Washington Metropolitan Police Department said.
The singer and bodyguard Christopher Hollosy were allegedly involved in an altercation with another man outside the W Hotel at 4:25 a.m., police said.
The two were taken into custody and were being held at the 2nd district police station, police said.
Brown, 24, is on probation in California for a felony domestic violence conviction involving his former girlfriend Rihanna. Any arrest could be considered a violation of that probation, which could result in jail time.

Internet tabloid TMZ reports:

“Two woman approached Brown in front of the W Hotel and asked to take a picture with him.  As the pic was about to be taken, 2 men rushed over to get in the photo.  We’re told Chris then said, “I’m not into this gay s**t, I’m into boxing,” and threw a punch at the alleged victim.  . . . The victim says he doesn’t understand why Brown would be “so homophobic” to hurl such a slur.

Maybe after Chris Brown gets out of jail, he can date Amanda Bynes, who is reportedly recovering from her psychotic meltdown.

How did Chris Brown become such a violent menace to society? We mentioned his sexually deviant childhood just the other day:

His parents divorced when he was seven, and before long he and his sister and mother were living with her new husband in a trailer park . . .
He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. . . . Brown grew up with a great gang of boy cousins, and they watched so much porn that he was raring to go.

This is America’s future. And we’re hopelessly doomed.

(Hat-tip: L.N. Smithee.)

 

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  5. oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

    From TMZ:

    “Sources connected with Chris tell TMZ … the alleged victim is full of BS. He was NOT trying to take a pic with Chris … he was trying to get on Chris’ tour bus, and Brown was simply trying to stop a trespass.

    The sources say before the incident the 2 girls tried to get on the bus but they were stopped, and that’s when the victim and his friend made their move.”

    Hmmm, something about the girls and the bus make me think…..

  9. I knew Amanda professionally during her adolescence… She spent years in my class, yet the most memorable thing she ever had to say to me was “Don’t you KNOW who I AM?”. I remember it so vividly because even then she was just surrounded by sycophantic “friends” that cared for nothing but her reflected celebrity… the kind that hissed like snakes to her ego that any attempt at maintaining classroom discipline was some kind of evil assault on poor benighted Amanda, but not to worry her “friends” had her back. and as a result her behavior at the time reflected more what she thought she had to do to maintain their approval. I’ve had a lot of celebrity kids through my classes, but she really stuck out to me as a nice, sweet girl that just needed some real friends instead of enablers. Always had that sinking pit in my stomach she was a train wreck waiting to happen, but still can’t really blame her… as was typical with a lot of the celebrity kids that passed through my classes, her parents never tought her the real lessons on self-esteem and choosing friends based on character. A real pity, and though I know it’s not really my fault because it would have been way outside the realm of appropriate for my role, it always felt like a personal failure as an instructor that I couldn’t do more to correct her course.

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