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Liars Gotta Lie, Failures Gotta Fail

Posted on | February 18, 2014 | 39 Comments

Thanks to The Lonely Conservative for inspiring the headline: I have just seen a motion to dismiss Brett Kimberlin’s ludicrous federal RICO suit — Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al. — as regards the defendants whom Kimberlin has failed to serve, and this motion includes the following beautiful words:

Plaintiff Has Failed to Serve
Anonymous Defendant “Ace of Spades”

It is obvious that Plaintiff does not know the identity of the person or person(s) blogging under the pseudonym Ace of Spades (“Ace”). This is demonstrated by Plaintiff’s recent seeking of third-party subpoenas for information that might lead to Ace’s identity. Plaintiff’s egregious delay in identifying this Defendant should not be permitted to stall the progress of the instant lawsuit. Given Plaintiff’s lack of service on Ace after 120 days, the instant lawsuit should be dismissed against that Defendant.

Yeah, tough to serve a subpoena on the Forest Moon of Endor.

In case you didn’t know it, identifying (“doxing”) Ace of Spades has been a pet project of Neal Rauhauser’s since 2011. One of the ways I knew that the pro-Kimberlin “Breitbart Unmasked” site was connected to Rauhauser was that in 2012 there were a couple of posts there (which may have been deleted since) speculating about Ace’s identity/location. Why Ace? Well, Ace did some of the best work on the 2011 WeinerGate scandal and Neal was obsessed with that, which is also how Neal became obsessed with Patterico.

Keep in mind that Rauhauser’s obsession with Ace pre-dated the whole “Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin” uproar. Here we are, 21 months later — and long since anybody gave a damn about Anthony Weiner — and Rauhauser’s grandiose vengeance fantasy lives on in the form of Ace being named as a RICO defendant.

You can click here to see how Rauhauser was bragging in December about what a wonderful thing this RICO suit was going to be, all the defendants were going to prison, yadda yadda yadda.

Fuck you, Neal Rauhauser.

 

Category: Ace of Spades, The Kimberlin Files

Comments

39 Responses to “Liars Gotta Lie, Failures Gotta Fail”

  1. gary4205
    February 18th, 2014 @ 6:28 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM Liars Gotta Lie, Failures Gotta Fail http://t.co/d5HGaYdYhE #TCOT

  2. Mm
    February 18th, 2014 @ 5:40 pm

    Speaking of RICO, Schmalfeldt is engaged in what may turn out to be a full two week meltdown. His behavior is sheer lunacy. What is going on? It seems like all of that krazy krew is pulling out the stops. Something must have them riled up and desperate.

  3. PatDissent
    February 18th, 2014 @ 5:40 pm

    So when is the judge going to start bitch-slapping the lying little piss ant?

  4. PatDissent
    February 18th, 2014 @ 5:40 pm

    Yes. It’s called “reality”.

  5. Dianna Deeley
    February 18th, 2014 @ 5:53 pm

    I’ve been laughing so hard my ribs hurt, watching this exercise in stomping on one’s own tender bits.

  6. WaltPimbley
    February 18th, 2014 @ 7:38 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM Liars Gotta Lie, Failures Gotta Fail http://t.co/d5HGaYdYhE #TCOT

  7. Monitor2112
    February 18th, 2014 @ 7:13 pm

    I’ve been laughing on the sidelines all week.

  8. Monitor2112
    February 18th, 2014 @ 7:13 pm

    I’ve been laughing on the sidelines all week.

  9. bridget
    February 18th, 2014 @ 7:22 pm

    Stupid question: how would a civil RICO suit, brought by a private party, result in prison time, which is the province of criminal courts and the result of a successful prosecution by the state?

  10. bridget
    February 18th, 2014 @ 7:22 pm

    Stupid question: how would a civil RICO suit, brought by a private party, result in prison time, which is the province of criminal courts and the result of a successful prosecution by the state?

  11. Quartermaster
    February 18th, 2014 @ 8:48 pm

    Reality is a state caused by drug or alcohol deprivation.

  12. Mm
    February 18th, 2014 @ 9:14 pm

    NR et al claim to have entertained hopes of criminal RICO charges from this. I say claim because they lie a lot, and it could just have been part of a strategy to get the defendants to roll over and beg for mercy.

  13. SPQR9
    February 18th, 2014 @ 9:18 pm

    Lies or delusions, it is not always easy to separate them out in the fevered swamp that is NR and BK’s mind.

  14. SPQR9
    February 18th, 2014 @ 9:19 pm

    My guess: he’s being egged on by BK now that BK is realizing that his brilliant lawsuit is going to get tossed out as frivolous and he’s been caught forging a court-issued document

  15. Sabo Jeff
    February 18th, 2014 @ 9:24 pm

    Very nice!

  16. rmnixondeceased
    February 18th, 2014 @ 10:27 pm

    Heh. More lies from Neal Rauhauser, how novel. If words are being typed by Neal, lies are being told. I really think he lives in an alternate reality … His hand may be seen (and motives detected) in all the crap coming from Kimberlin and his sycophants.

  17. Anchovy
    February 18th, 2014 @ 11:02 pm

    Actually reality is a crutch for those of us that can’t tolerate booze.

  18. cmdr358
    February 18th, 2014 @ 11:39 pm

    Mind if I use that one at a meeting? :-

  19. rmnixondeceased
    February 19th, 2014 @ 12:42 am

    I just read BS’s letter to the judge. I am offended by that pissant throwing out PARKINSON’S! at every turn and intimating that John Hoge is attempting to kill him via PARKINSON’S!. As someone who is terminally ill and in the end stage of life I am actually offended by that behavior. May the Lord God reward him with what he falsely claims (and soon too!). This assclown sickens me.

  20. richard mcenroe
    February 19th, 2014 @ 1:19 am

    I’m amazed NONE of those guys could find Tony — oh shit

  21. Shawny
    February 19th, 2014 @ 7:52 am

    Ummmm…….forget wasting time on the offensive asshat. May the Lord God watch over and comfort you.

  22. rmnixondeceased
    February 19th, 2014 @ 8:21 am

    Thank you my friend.

  23. Adjoran
    February 19th, 2014 @ 8:23 am

    On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

    But you can always tell a cockroach.

  24. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 19th, 2014 @ 11:18 am

    http://batshitcrazynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/resize.jpeg Kimberlin ontemplating Schmalfeldt

  25. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 19th, 2014 @ 11:19 am

    http://batshitcrazynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-Shot-2014-01-28-at-6.13.35-AM.png

  26. Loren
    February 19th, 2014 @ 12:15 pm

    Does anyone have a link to something other than BS’s site for this?

  27. Quartermaster
    February 19th, 2014 @ 12:26 pm

    Meetings tend to be reality challenged anyway.

  28. cmehusky
    February 19th, 2014 @ 1:12 pm

    That my friend is a whopper.

  29. cmehusky
    February 19th, 2014 @ 1:15 pm

    If BK doesn’t win this suit, Don’t be picking up any bags laying around, BOOM

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  31. Norman Invasion
    February 19th, 2014 @ 1:37 pm

    So long as you don’t have a 12-year-old*, that BK finds attractive, you’ll probably be safe enough.

    * I don’t know if I should qualify species or gender, he’s a pretty screwed up guy.

  32. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 19th, 2014 @ 1:38 pm

    If you like your fish gelatinous and ugly as sin.

  33. Julie Pascal
    February 19th, 2014 @ 2:14 pm

    Huh.

    I thought that the Ewok’s identity was an open secret that I didn’t know only because I never pay attention.

  34. Rain
    February 19th, 2014 @ 3:26 pm

    KimberlinUnmasked on twitter posted it in a series of pic tweets yesterday

  35. Adjoran
    February 19th, 2014 @ 4:00 pm

    Hmmm . . . . “gelatinous and ugly as sin” . . . sure sounds like Schmalfeldt, all right.

  36. Adjoran
    February 19th, 2014 @ 4:04 pm

    Let’s just say that Rauhauser has a rich fantasy life.

    That tends to happen when you have to live like a cockroach to avoid process servers and paying your child support, and can’t hold a job or pay rent, etc.

    He imagines himself a mastermind, although you don’t find many masterminds living in other people’s basements or crashing on couches, and in his spite-filled dreams all his enemies, real and imagined, would be rounded up and imprisoned.

  37. Adjoran
    February 19th, 2014 @ 4:07 pm

    People know what he looks like – he sometimes participates in public panels and the like, but under his nom de plume. And he can only be summoned by those few officials entrusted with the Ewok Signal.

  38. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 19th, 2014 @ 4:33 pm

    Schmalfeldt: Compared to him he makes Lutefisk seem good.

  39. Adjoran
    February 19th, 2014 @ 5:25 pm

    I don’t know if soaking him in cold water and lye for several days would improve him at all, but it is surely worth a try.