Posted on | March 28, 2014 | 97 Comments
The problem with trying to keep up with feminist insanity is, while you’re distracted by one deranged nutjob — say, Amanda Marcotte, or that fat chick with paranoid rape fears — another one is likely to go off her meds and completely melt down while you’re not looking.
Believe it or not, when she is not busy wishing violence upon people she’s never met, Laura Levites is a professional comedian.
Probably observational humor: “Did you ever notice those Republican women on TV? Wouldn’t you like to rip out their uterus?“
You’ll notice I’m screen-capping her tweets rather than just embedding them, because I figure Laura Levites will eventually go completely schizo like Amanda Bynes and get committed for psychiatric evaluation. Then her therapist will make her delete this crazy stuff, so I want to preserve the part where she death-wished a teenage girl.
See, this is what happens to women who take Amanda Marcotte seriously: They actually
believe that Hobby Lobby wants to take away their “reproductive choice” and, because they are soulless bloodthirsty baby-hating fanatics, this leads them to an existential crisis which can only be resolved by death-wishing innocent teenagers.
“Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. . . . He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don’t listen to him. Remember that — do not listen.”
– The Exorcist (1973)
Some people — including Chris Loesch — are actually praying for Laura Levites’s salvation, but this is almost certainly a waste of prayer. Someone who openly delights in wickedness and curses Christians in such a foul manner is most likely possessed by demons.
Unless you’re prepared to conduct an exorcism, there is no hope at all for satanic monsters like Laura Levites.