The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Emerging Awareness Update II: Can You Guess Who’s Expecting a Baby Now?

Posted on | December 16, 2014 | 48 Comments

Yes, it’s The World’s Most Famous Sex Offender™, the Florida teenager who became a lesbian civil rights hero, Kaitlyn Hunt:

A woman who made headlines for having an intimate relationship with an underage girl when they were in high school in 2012 now is 10 weeks pregnant through a sperm donation, her mother said Sunday.
Kaitlyn Hunt, 20, and her current girlfriend, Latisha Thomas, 28, of Indian River County, are engaged, according to Hunt’s mother, Kelley Smith. Hunt “couldn’t be more happy,” Smith said Sunday at her Sebastian home.
The announcement comes as Hunt awaits a hearing on her request that the courts modify her court-ordered community control to probation so she won’t have to report as often to her state probation officers in Vero Beach.
The request includes permission for Hunt to move to an undisclosed location outside Indian River County, her mother said.
In a late August hearing, circuit Judge Robert Pegg ruled Hunt couldn’t live with Thomas because probation officials said there had been problems in the relationship. Hunt has moved 10 times during the last year.
Hunt was arrested in February 2013 on charges of lewd and lascivious battery of a child. The case ended in a plea deal that included jail time and three years of court-ordered supervision. Hunt got out of jail in December 2013.

Kaitlyn’s bride-to-be was charged in 2006 with marijuana possession and also charged in 2012 with domestic battery.

Everyone expects a wonderful future for this couple and their child. I’m sure the sperm donor must be very happy. Meanwhile . . .

Prosecutors on Monday afternoon agreed to 20-year-old Kaitlyn Hunt’s request to convert her community control to probation, making it easier for her to come and go, said Assistant State Attorney Brian Workman.
Hunt, who is now 10 weeks pregnant through a sperm donation, has declined to be interviewed.
The change to probation is effective Dec. 20 and was made through a court order on Tuesday afternoon, thereby avoiding a public hearing that had been scheduled for Tuesday morning.
Under probation, she now can live anywhere in Florida, as long as her probation supervisors don’t object.

I’m sure everyone familiar with the Kate Hunt saga shares my joy that she’ll keep making headlines again and again and again . . .

In case you’ve forgotten:

Also, isn’t it nice how these reporters say Kaitlyn had “an intimate relationship” with a 14-year-old girl? I guess that’s the professional way of saying she diddled her in the school restroom toilet stall.

 

Comments

48 Responses to “Emerging Awareness Update II: Can You Guess Who’s Expecting a Baby Now?”

  1. Zohydro
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:34 pm

    Take me! Take me now, Lord!

  2. M. Thompson
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:47 pm

    Can we kick Florida out of the country yet?

  3. robertstacymccain
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:52 pm

    Just put a fence across the border.

  4. RS
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:52 pm

    Brandi Glanville and Kaitlyn Hunt: Obverse and Reverse of the same coin.

  5. Daniel Freeman
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:53 pm

    Wow. I considered sperm donation and decided against it just because any child of mine would likely be difficult and need the guidance of someone else who’d grown up too smart for their own good, namely me. It never occurred to me to worry that the recipient might be a criminal pervert. I am soooo happy that I made the right decision to keep myself to myself.

  6. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:55 pm

    I normally do not discourage young women from having babies…

    But there are exceptions to every rule.

  7. M. Thompson
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:59 pm

    With alligators in a moat too.

  8. robertstacymccain
    December 16th, 2014 @ 5:06 pm

    Indeed. if any females crave the McCain family seed, they’ll have to negotiate terms with my four sons, and we don’t do artificial insemination.

  9. kbiel
    December 16th, 2014 @ 5:16 pm

    “The request includes permission for Hunt to move to an undisclosed location outside Indian River County”

    She may reside at an undisclosed loction, but I think we’ll know where to find her…

  10. JaySwan
    December 16th, 2014 @ 5:45 pm

    I couldn’t possibly feel worse for that child. Awful.

  11. JaySwan
    December 16th, 2014 @ 5:47 pm

    I wouldn’t want my kid anywhere near an angry black dyke like that. That kid will undoubtedly be abused by one or both of her “mothers”.

  12. concern00
    December 16th, 2014 @ 5:51 pm

    I thought her homosexuality was just a convenient phase. I’m also anticipating more domestic battery.

    As for the procurement of a child, Matthew 18:6 should suffice.

  13. Durasim
    December 16th, 2014 @ 5:52 pm

    Funny. Kaitlyn Hunt’s mother previously claimed that Hunt resorted to “in-vitro” to get pregnant.

    Check it out! Kate Hunt needed u to pay her jail fees b/c she's broke, but she can afford IVF! #FreeKate #KaitlynHunt pic.twitter.com/Ox2J1yclZr— Matt Doe (@MattDoe7) October 10, 2014

  14. Vicky Fisher
    December 16th, 2014 @ 5:52 pm

    I know even some of the republicans there act stupid. Oh doesn’t Jeb Live there. Of course I think Rush ,Ann Coulter and Drudge do also but I adore them.

  15. Vicky Fisher
    December 16th, 2014 @ 5:57 pm

    Let’s add California also.

  16. Durasim
    December 16th, 2014 @ 6:00 pm

    Hunt tried to get permission to move in with Latasha Thomas back in August. The court docket entry says:

    DEF PRESENT WITH ATTY GRAVES FOR MOTION TO MOVE RESIDENCE. ATTY GRAVES ADVISED DEF’S PARENTS ARE MOVING TO BREVARD COUNTY. DEF REQUESTED PERMISSION TO MOVE IN WITH FIANCE LATISHA THOMAS. P.O. DOLLE AND P.O. SUTER GAVE TESTIMONY AS TO THE INSTABILITY OF FIANCE’S RESIDENCE. STATE OPPOSED BASED ON TESTIMONY PRESENTED. MOTION GRANTED IN PART AND DENIED IN PART. MOTION GRANTED AS TO THE DEFENDANT CHANGING RESIDENCE. MOTION DENIED AS TO DEF RESIDING WITH LATISHA THOMAS.

    Then in October, Hunt asked for permission to travel out of state, but she had not paid her probation or court costs:

    DEF / ATTY GRAVES / ASA WORKMAN PRESENT FOR MOTION TO ALLOW OUT OF STATE TRAVEL; PER OFC TOOHEY, DEF’S OFC OBJECTS AS HER COURT COSTS, COS AND RESTITUTION ARE IN ARREARS – MOTION DENIED

    And I wonder how much MTV paid Hunt for this alleged show based upon her lavatory adventures.

  17. JeffS
    December 16th, 2014 @ 6:27 pm

    And land mines.

  18. JeffS
    December 16th, 2014 @ 6:30 pm

    Not to mention, some sperm providers have been deemed a parent, and slapped with child support.

    So, bad idea, all around.

  19. JeffS
    December 16th, 2014 @ 6:33 pm

    The McCain Sperm Bank Motto:

    “We’re not cheap, we’re not easy, but every deposit is a guaranteed withdrawal!”

  20. trangbang68
    December 16th, 2014 @ 6:39 pm

    The wedding album will be sweet to look at in a few years, mug shots, herpes tests, the meth pipe they shared at the Satanic altar…Kate’s dental bridge picture after homegirl knocked her chicklets out with a baseball bat. Ah, the stuff precious memories are made of.
    Dang, I didn’t know they were roasting a pig at the reception…oh wait that’s Kate’s mom.

  21. Fail Burton
    December 16th, 2014 @ 6:45 pm

    What happens in Innsmouth stays in Innsmouth. Glurp!

  22. M. Thompson
    December 16th, 2014 @ 7:01 pm

    Please sir, think of the alligators, deer, and other wildlife that could be injured by a land mine!

  23. Missred
    December 16th, 2014 @ 7:22 pm

    Yea, this is going to end well…..

  24. Durasim
    December 16th, 2014 @ 7:27 pm

    Yeah, like what happened to these guys.

    http://www.thelocal.se/20051012/2276

    http://cjonline.com/news/2014-01-22/court-marotta-father-not-merely-sperm-donor

    That should serve as ample warning to gullible and witless males who think it is cool to do a “favor” for lesbian couples.

  25. Art Deco
    December 16th, 2014 @ 8:33 pm

    I’m not sure we’ll ever reach peak trashy with this crew.

  26. Daniel Freeman
    December 16th, 2014 @ 9:03 pm

    I like to imagine that somewhere there is a couple with an excess of love, just waiting to rain some on that kid after the inevitable TPR.

  27. Daniel Freeman
    December 16th, 2014 @ 9:23 pm

    That second case looks fishy to me, since the guardian ad litum has a porn name. Jill Dykes? Really?

  28. Durasim
    December 16th, 2014 @ 9:49 pm
  29. M. Thompson
    December 16th, 2014 @ 10:34 pm

    Ia! Ia! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

  30. K-Bob
    December 17th, 2014 @ 12:23 am

    I can’t imagine the life that baby is going to have.

    I mean, I should be able to after reading Stacy’s coverage of these lower-than-low-life people. But it’s still hard to imagine.

  31. get2djnow
    December 17th, 2014 @ 12:33 am

    I’m pro-life, so I don’t want to encourage any behavior that contravenes that basic principle.

  32. K-Bob
    December 17th, 2014 @ 12:40 am

    They tried that with the Keys.

    http://www.conchrepublic.com/history.htm

  33. K-Bob
    December 17th, 2014 @ 12:46 am

    With these folks, just staying away is a good idea.

  34. theoldsargesays
    December 17th, 2014 @ 12:55 am

    Iowe Ms. Hunt a small bit of gratitude.
    It was because of her fingering a minor child in the school bathroom that I discovered The Other McCain.
    I lived near where all this happened and heard about it through friends and supporters of hers. Smelling something fishy, I started searching around for the other side and found it here on TOM.
    Aside from that… meh.

    Like most of her type, she’s in for a long life of disappointment, misery and pain. Some folk just can’t get out of their own way. Not only is she a wreck but she’s got a mother who enables her.

  35. theoldsargesays
    December 17th, 2014 @ 1:12 am

    Sperm donation?
    I’m betting right here, right now that this precious little tramp has been banging at least one guy on the side.
    Lateisha, or whatever her lesbian friend’s name is, is going to find out about it and ———————-

  36. Daniel Freeman
    December 17th, 2014 @ 1:39 am

    Let me put it this way: I look into those eyes, and I’m glad that I’m on the other side of the continent. Too bad for Kate that she’s not.

  37. Jeanette Victoria
    December 17th, 2014 @ 7:04 pm

    How typically narcissistic Kate can’t support herself she is in and unstable and possibly violent relationship with another woman and she is still on probation. What a great idea to bring a illegitimate child into the world and deny that child the benefit of a stable marriage and a father.

    On top of that after they announce this fiasco they get royally pissed at folks who see them for the trash they are and tell everyone to mind their own business.

    Oh and the #Freekate statutory rape apologists are still stalking going after members of my Church posting my priests and bishops phone number and email addy on twitter.

  38. Daniel Freeman
    December 17th, 2014 @ 9:05 pm

    So… They’re publicizing how to contact clergy, and encouraging people to talk to them? I’m not sure that they’ve thought this all the way through.

  39. Jeanette Victoria
    December 17th, 2014 @ 9:58 pm

    It gets even more interesting they were posting that I should be reported for workers comp and SSDI fraud as well. But you know I’m the obsessed stalker. The loons think they are immune because it was an anon impersonating me

  40. DeadMessenger
    December 17th, 2014 @ 11:15 pm

    I bet I say that as many as 200 times a day now.

  41. DeadMessenger
    December 17th, 2014 @ 11:19 pm

    Hey! *I* live in Florida, and I’M not crazy.

    Not as far as you could prove in a court of law, anyway.

  42. DeadMessenger
    December 17th, 2014 @ 11:32 pm

    Oh my good Lord in heaven – **I** live in Brevard County! Now I want to change MY residence.

  43. Zohydro
    December 18th, 2014 @ 12:03 am

    That’s my story too…

    I read a piece about the case at Breitbart, then I thought about it… “So this is how the bastards do it: create an exception to age-of-consent laws by means of adorable teenage cheerleader wesbian wuv! Who could object to that?”

    A quick GoOgle search led me to TOM, and I’ve been a follower since!

    (Which reminds me… ‘Tis the season to remember The Five Most Important Words in the English Language™!)

  44. theoldsargesays
    December 18th, 2014 @ 12:06 am

    Hit the Freaking Tip Jar?

  45. Zohydro
    December 18th, 2014 @ 12:10 am

    I highly recommend it…

  46. Dana
    December 18th, 2014 @ 10:24 am

    Aren’t in-vitro clinics subject to regulation by the state? If so, how did the lovely Miss Hunt — who couldn’t pay for the procedure herself — who is under court supervision, wearing an ankle monitor, and hooked up with a woman(?) with a police record ever qualify for the procedure?

  47. Daniel Freeman
    December 18th, 2014 @ 4:36 pm

    It’s more likely that her mom just doesn’t know the difference between IVF and artificial insemination.

  48. The Osprey
    December 22nd, 2014 @ 10:47 pm

    Kate’s having a turkey baster baby with Predator?