Totes Sure That Trump U. Is Absolutely The Only Scam Associated With Donald

by Smitty

Happy Labor Day. I’ve certainly been busy. But not too busy to get a laugh out of

‘They’re a bunch of frauds’: Former Trump University students say The Donald shouldn’t be president, school was a scam

Really, people:

In a lawsuit pending in Manhattan Supreme Court, New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman says 600 ex-Trump U. students in the state were defrauded. Trump Organization counsel Alan Garten defended the school as “a substantive, real program” that “offered people valuable training, valuable courses and valuable mentorships.”
He provided sworn affidavits of eight students praising the school, with some saying they’d initiated successful real estate deals as a result of their training.
So far, Judge Cynthia Kerr has found Trump violated state education laws by calling his entity a “university” when it wasn’t licensed as one. She will decide on possible restitution after a yet-to-be scheduled hearing.
Meantime, two more class-action lawsuits are pending in California.

Just because a few grumpy students were unhappy about the action they were getting in class (SWIDT?) is no reason to get all weak-kneed about President The Donaldness. This minor confusion can be papered over with sufficient frogskins. Chill. What’s absolutely certain is that, for all his years living the life of Hugh Hefner in a bespoke suit, he remains Dominican* in personal matters.

One can be absolutely certain that the main difference between El Donaldo and Mitt Romney is that Trump’s French vocabulary stops at wine. No embarrassing Free Money infomercials. No Gloria Allred showing up with a phalanx of Kardashian-esque bimbettes claiming all kinds of improbable sexual gymnastics.

Nope. None of that. Once he weathers Trump U, it’s all downhill from there. Does everyone believe that?


*Referring to his humidor, not the Dominican Order.

via HotAir headlines

30 comments

  1. They are really reaching. Much like they did with Romney, they’re having to try and make something out of nothing. But the MSM will prattle on about it for a couple of weeks, hoping to take the heat off of their chosen candidate(s).

  2. well, yes … as opposed to most of the others that say words we DON’T want to hear …

    I am curious, other than the words spoken by the candidates how do you divine their intentions ? ouija board ?

    oh I get it … we are too ignorant to know whats good for us so when someone says things we like we are being led astray … much better to listen to our betters … like you … who can tell us whats good for us … right ? you pseudo intellectual poser … you are too ignorant to even qualify for a stupid label …

  3. So the media wants to harangue us about The Donald, but is silent about all the programs and policies that Obama and the Democrats are responsible that defraud U.S. taxpayers. Yeah, crickets as usual.

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  5. R. S. McCain and the other RINO elite do not understand that the Republican base hates them with a flaming passion. Trump for all his faults represents that base.

    The RINO elite may very well get rid of Trump; there’s plenty of time. But, the Republican Party is in its death throes, and if the RINO’s once again get their precious candidate the nomination, 2016 will be the last election with a Republican slate, and the Republicans will lose the Presidency and both Houses.

    Sanders plays a similar role in the Democratic Party. We may be in an historic period of party realignment. Does anyone remember the Whigs?

  6. BWAHAHA !
    OK liberals, lets’ compare the value of any degree from Trump U to any feminazi liberal arts degree from the past 30 years !!

  7. One Muslim who approves of your post.
    If a coutry offers sanctuary then at least be thankful for the opportunities given you in your new home and dont expect everyone else to accomdate you while you reject everyone else.

  8. Who has more student loans outstanding unpayable? The starbucks barista with a degree in man hating and white people hating or the t-rump grad?
    I know too little about this cade at this point, but i know the “real” universities are pretty shamwow right now for ridiculous sums of money.
    At least t-rump u didnt have the kampus kafkesq kourts for only male students i imagine

  9. door swings both ways Spanky. McCain does a great service in the culture wars with his intensive research. You on the other hand are a low rent boor dropping a turd in the punchbowl. Are you one of the fat little neo nazi px warriors getting all bad a** at your keyboard?

  10. Don’t insult casino owners like that. They at least give you the choice whether to waste your money with them. Politicians just send men with guns.

  11. The Irony is strong with this one. RINOs don’t get a smooth ride here. All I can say is you aren’t paying much attention to what gets said here.

  12. He was being facetious. Stick around for awhile and get acquainted. Then you won’t have the tendency to shove that size 15 shoe so deep in your mouth.

  13. I’m guessing that people went into Trump U with the expectation that they’d become millionaires in a couple of years doing … what? Is it unpresidential to take money from a greedy sucker?

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