Is This What They Mean By
‘Junk In The Trunk’?

Posted on | July 21, 2010 | 34 Comments

by Smitty

The Puffington Host reports the cover for Stacy’s cousin’s book has been released:

TFA states that she “writes about her experiences on the campaign trail, how the party veered so far off track, why she is still a Republican, and more.”

This blog applauds the way Meghan has courageously gone to that traveling trunk and torn through that layer of junk at the bottom.

So many people, tragically, just meander through life, piling up the old luggage full of boarding passes; travel guides; foreign coinage; that other blue sock with the white argyle pattern whose purportedly solitary mate was thrown out roughly two years ago; food wrappers from that teeny bit of cheating on the diet; un-mailed post cards written out to that handsome fellow in Ibiza who turned out to be such a cad (though clearly not a hockey cad!); even *gasp* the voodoo doll for–

People need closure. This book promises to be exactly the sort of purging Meghan and, yes, even the GOP, so desperately need, as they desperately seek some form of irrigation for their closure — some epistemic tsunami, if you will, that can expunge the collective trunks and mental cobwebs full of old nonsense holding back progress.

We’re pulling for you, Meghan. In the vast intellectual tug of war, we’ve got the moral equivalent of a towing hawser hitched up to that trunk, and gang of impressed lackeys heaving around trying to move that overloaded junk container in some useful direction.

Keep up the great work and fantastic leadership, Meghan; we need you, lady.

Comments

34 Responses to “Is This What They Mean By
‘Junk In The Trunk’?”

Deb
July 21st, 2010 @ 8:04 pm

Ick.
Deb
July 21st, 2010 @ 4:04 pm

Ick.
Jamie
July 21st, 2010 @ 8:33 pm

All right, I will say it–she is cute for a chubby chick.
Jamie
July 21st, 2010 @ 4:33 pm

All right, I will say it–she is cute for a chubby chick.
republicanmother
July 21st, 2010 @ 9:27 pm

Another sign of the apocalypse. eww.
republicanmother
July 21st, 2010 @ 5:27 pm

Another sign of the apocalypse. eww.
Live Free Or Die
July 21st, 2010 @ 10:30 pm

Either Meggie Mac doesn’t spend much time in the Arizona sun, or her SPF level is triple digit.
Live Free Or Die
July 21st, 2010 @ 6:30 pm

Either Meggie Mac doesn’t spend much time in the Arizona sun, or her SPF level is triple digit.
Joe
July 21st, 2010 @ 11:05 pm

Chubby blond girls are fun at closing time. Or at least my faded memory of a few decades remembers something like that.
Joe
July 21st, 2010 @ 7:05 pm

Chubby blond girls are fun at closing time. Or at least my faded memory of a few decades remembers something like that.
Randy Rager
July 21st, 2010 @ 11:27 pm

Smitty, it’s like you’re hinting at something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Not in public, anyway.
Randy Rager
July 21st, 2010 @ 7:27 pm

Smitty, it’s like you’re hinting at something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Not in public, anyway.
Pat
July 22nd, 2010 @ 1:05 am

I’d hit it!

did I actually say in public? 😯
Pat
July 22nd, 2010 @ 1:05 am

*that
Pat
July 21st, 2010 @ 9:05 pm

I’d hit it!

did I actually say in public? 😯
Pat
July 21st, 2010 @ 9:05 pm

*that
Mike LaRoche
July 22nd, 2010 @ 1:20 am

Mickey Gilley said it best: “The girls all get prettier at closing time, they all begin to look like movie stars.”
Mike LaRoche
July 21st, 2010 @ 9:20 pm

Mickey Gilley said it best: “The girls all get prettier at closing time, they all begin to look like movie stars.”
JeffS
July 22nd, 2010 @ 3:44 am

Well, at least she isn’t smooshing her boobies against the elephant. Or camera. Or anything.
JeffS
July 21st, 2010 @ 11:44 pm

Well, at least she isn’t smooshing her boobies against the elephant. Or camera. Or anything.
Estragon
July 22nd, 2010 @ 7:06 am

Some girls love the camera. Meghan loves the Photoshop. It’s so much faster than Jenny Craig, anyway . . .
Estragon
July 22nd, 2010 @ 3:06 am

Some girls love the camera. Meghan loves the Photoshop. It’s so much faster than Jenny Craig, anyway . . .
Roxeanne de Luca
July 22nd, 2010 @ 2:32 pm

Do I have to be the killjoy who asks that we discuss Meghan’s terrible politics, her lack of understanding of the conservative movement, and her youth, rather than her looks?
Roxeanne de Luca
July 22nd, 2010 @ 10:32 am

Do I have to be the killjoy who asks that we discuss Meghan’s terrible politics, her lack of understanding of the conservative movement, and her youth, rather than her looks?
smitty
July 22nd, 2010 @ 4:49 pm

@RdL,
You certainly can, but I’m not sure anyone is affording her that much attention.
smitty
July 22nd, 2010 @ 12:49 pm

@RdL,
You certainly can, but I’m not sure anyone is affording her that much attention.
Randy Rager
July 22nd, 2010 @ 8:43 pm

I would like to go on record as saying that I could overlook some pretty silly politics for a big healthy blonde like Meghan McCain.

…what?
Randy Rager
July 22nd, 2010 @ 4:43 pm

I would like to go on record as saying that I could overlook some pretty silly politics for a big healthy blonde like Meghan McCain.

…what?
andycanuck
July 22nd, 2010 @ 9:29 pm

What did the elephant say to Allahpundit?
How do you breathe through that thing?
andycanuck
July 22nd, 2010 @ 5:29 pm

What did the elephant say to Allahpundit?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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