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Whitetail Jihad Bags BAMBI Killer

Posted on | November 8, 2010 | 1 Comment

by Smitty (h/t Theo)

The Brotherhood of Alaskan Mujahedeen Bark Ingesters (BAMBI) report a glorious victory in the endless struggle against the Killer Invasive Americans (KIA), as they term the two-legged, four wheeled invaders decimating their ranks.

This particular specimen of vehicular evil has been vanquished, but not before he led BAMBI on a merry chase. Claiming to be involved in some KIA pursuit called ‘journalism’, this miscreant has traipsed all over New England, Alaska, the Southwest, and the South in his vain attempt to escape justice.

Let this be a lesson to all of you KIA infidels! Wapiti Rackbar!

Category: humor

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