Notes From A Dream In Which I Was An Idiot

by Smitty

Halifax, Nova Scotia could need to rebuild the whole waterfront, if a new study floating the possibility of a 2 1/3 foot rise in ocean levels pans out. The really dreamy part was how the ocean picked up all the swelling in Eastern Canada only, while the rest of Mother Earth wobbled about her axis as usual. Continue reading Notes From A Dream In Which I Was An Idiot →

Idiot Liberal Woman Eve Ensler Thinks Global Warming Causes Earthquakes

The “Vagina Monologues” author was putting down Sarah Palin on Joy Behar’s show:

ENSLER: Well, I just think the idea that she doesn’t believe in global warming is bizarre.
BEHAR: Every scientist at every note believes in it but Sarah Palin doesn’t believe in it.
ENSLER: And I think we just kind of have to walk around the world at this point and look at what is happening to nature and earthquakes and tsunamis.
BEHAR: Right

Exit question: Is “idiot liberal” redundant?

Jim Treacher, Goldbricking Again

Goofing off. Slacking. Like a “broken tibia” is some kind of excuse or something . . .

Welcome to Washington, Treacher. This is the big leagues, OK? You’ve got to learn to play with pain. Would Bob Novak let a minor thing like a fractured tibia keep him away from the office? Hell no. 

If you can’t handle getting run over by State Department Security Service every so often, maybe you’d better go back to Indianapolis.

You Probably Don’t Want to Watch a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video

I’m not sure why Steve Bartin at NewsAlert would link this. It’s not like swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker is particularly attractive or anything.

So, obviously, if you don’t want to watch that boring video, you don’t care about the cover of Sports Illustrated‘s swimsuit edition.

Boring! Might as well blog about politics or something . . .

Update: (Smitty) American Power ‘lanche!