The Other McCain

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I DENOUNCE THIS ATROCITY!

Posted on | December 24, 2011 | 21 Comments

I’m not sure which is more profoundly offensive: The song itself, or Richard McEnroe posting it under the title, “A Ron Paul Christmas”:

There are so many layers of sick humor atrociously bad taste hate crime involved, I’m not sure where to begin:

  • Orthodox Jews will be horrified by this shiksa‘s expression of carnal lust for Jew-flesh;
  • Ron Paul supporters will be insulted by the suggestion that a politician hates Jews merely because he has been known to rant about the  “Israel lobby” (nudge, nudge, wink, wink); and
  • Islamic fanatics will be infuriated by this taunting reminder their relentlesss efforts to annihilate every Jew on the planet have failed.

These are just three of the most obvious human rights violations involved and therefore:

I DENOUNCE RICHARD McENROE

Because, hey, being denounced by me? It’s like the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval with the ADL, SPLC, Media Matters, etc.

Category: Christmas, humor, Ron Paul, Three Beers Later, Video

Comments

21 Responses to “I DENOUNCE THIS ATROCITY!”

  1. Donald Douglas
    December 24th, 2011 @ 7:19 pm

    Linked with some smokin’ holiday hottness: ‘Victoria’s Secret Holiday Rule 5’.

  2. Gary Jackson
    December 24th, 2011 @ 7:49 pm

    I bow to your greatness Stacy McCain!

  3. Greg
    December 24th, 2011 @ 7:55 pm

    I’m speechless.

  4. richard mcenroe
    December 24th, 2011 @ 8:04 pm

    Thanks, Stacy!  I wondered where I picked up those 2000 new followers on Twitter from!

  5. Patrick
    December 24th, 2011 @ 8:40 pm

    I…..Um, I….am…. wow… speechless. Holy sh—- wait, How?

    Oh, never mind.

  6. richard mcenroe
    December 24th, 2011 @ 8:49 pm

    That’s actually the reaction I had.  Through the hysterical laughter.

  7. ThePaganTemple
    December 24th, 2011 @ 10:13 pm

    I can’t stop watching it. Linked, and to Richard too.

    All I Want For Christmas

  8. Joe
    December 24th, 2011 @ 10:51 pm

    Clearly a Mitzvah.  Mazel Tov!   

  9. Joe
    December 24th, 2011 @ 10:52 pm

    And now I am skipping midnight mass and off to the movies!  

  10. Jackman
    December 25th, 2011 @ 2:11 am

    My first wife was Jewish (she still is, she’s just not my wife anymore).
    She wasn’t very observant, her family only went to temple on the high
    holy holidays, I refereed to her (with loving malice aforethought) as a “Christmas and Easter Jew”).

  11. Guest
    December 25th, 2011 @ 2:27 am

    Coulda been worse: you could have called her a “Three Sprinkle ” jew.

  12. Dave
    December 25th, 2011 @ 2:27 am

    OT slightly, but what do y’all think of this? I just got done laying out a riddle course for my wife. I told her that she would be getting a big gift, but in January when I got my bonus. She said she understood, but suggested a few small things I could get for her today.

    I got her nothing. That’s not true. Actually, there appears to be nothing under the tree for her, In reality I bought her the new laptop she’s been lusting after. Once all the presents are opened, if one of the kids doesn’t find it, I’ll casually make a suggestion that will lead my youngest to “find” an envelope under the cloth draped around the base of the tree. The envelope contains a clue, which leads to another clue, etc.. One clue is hidden in a block of ice in the freezer downstairs, another is in the tree in our backyard, a third is hidden in the toxic waste dump that is the teenager’s room (that’s the only one I haven’t placed yet, he was in there all night, I’ll have to be slick and place it unnoticed in the morning). At the culmination of this, she’ll find her gift in the oven. I keep hearing Bugs Bunny in my head; “Ain’t I a stinker?”. Tomorrow morning is going to be fun!

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  13. EBL
    December 25th, 2011 @ 8:05 am

    She is a saucy cow!

  14. EBL
    December 25th, 2011 @ 8:07 am

    She is a saucy cow!

  15. Mike G.
    December 25th, 2011 @ 8:42 am

    Hopefully your dear wife always checks the oven before she turns it on, eh?

  16. Patrick
    December 25th, 2011 @ 9:27 am

    I hear ya… O_o All I can say… is o_O

  17. Mortimer Snerd
    December 25th, 2011 @ 10:12 am

    All I want for Christmas is Santa and her reindeer!

  18. ThePaganTemple
    December 25th, 2011 @ 12:20 pm

    Anybody else notice how much Claudia looks like Chrissy from Three’s Company?

  19. NAME REDACTED
    December 25th, 2011 @ 6:32 pm

    Considering that Paul’s policy towards Israel is “stop holding them back when they are trying to defend themselves” and that Paul was one of the very few Republicans who defended Israel’s use of force against a Syrian Nuclear reactor… I would say you are off base.

  20. Bruce
    December 25th, 2011 @ 9:00 pm

    Paulbots, they lust after forbidden fruit. 

  21. richard mcenroe
    December 25th, 2011 @ 11:42 pm

    Sorry, but after reading those newsletters, I might be APPEALING to that base…