— by Wombat-socho
Loyal readers of this blog will be familiar with our Fearless Leader’s struggle with the March of Progress, especially his difficulties with computers and their associated software. While killing zombies on Facebook this morning, I came across something that may finally unleash the full destructive powers of America’s Last Conservative Gonzo Journalist: the USB Typewriter!
This “groundbreaking innovation in the field of obsolescence” could be the very thing we’ve needed to break through to a new generation of America’s youth, jaded as they are by the smooth technocratic proficiency of today’s polished, empty heads of the Lamestream Media. An entire subculture of steampunk aficionados, enamored of the style and fashion of the Silver Age, is waiting for its H.L. Mencken; what better tool for such a man than the USB Typewriter? Why, even – dare I say it – even TweetDeck may yield up its mysteries to a man wielding such a tool as this!
Seize the moment, dear readers! Seize your wallets, draw forth your credit cards, and HIT THE TIP JAR!
Wrote my first five novels on an Underwood Manual; good times.
But handing Stacy the Android version is just doomed to failiure, I fear…
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Pretty sure this thing is OS-agnostic.
Brilliant idea, Wombat!
I would be willing to contribute, if Stacy wanted one [imagine the pictures and he’s be the talk of his fellow reporters].
What the heck, Jefferson’s gonna be carrying it anyway, right?
Or pulling it along in one of those rolling suitcase thingies, yeah.
Yeah, the pictures alone would make this worth it.
That’s nice Wombat, but does it run Tweetdeck?
That’s kind of like asking if your keyboard runs Quicken, Jeff.