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Finally A Solution For Stacy’s Ongoing War With Technology

Posted on | January 22, 2012 | 9 Comments

— by Wombat-socho

Loyal readers of this blog will be familiar with our Fearless Leader’s struggle with the March of Progress, especially his difficulties with computers and their associated software. While killing zombies on Facebook this morning, I came across something that may finally unleash the full destructive powers of America’s Last Conservative Gonzo Journalist: the USB Typewriter!

Stacy's next computer?

This “groundbreaking innovation in the field of obsolescence” could be the very thing we’ve needed to break through to a new generation of America’s youth, jaded as they are by the smooth technocratic proficiency of today’s polished, empty heads of the Lamestream Media. An entire subculture of steampunk aficionados, enamored of the style and fashion of the Silver Age, is waiting for its H.L. Mencken; what better tool for such a man than the USB Typewriter? Why, even – dare I say it – even TweetDeck may yield up its mysteries to a man wielding such a tool as this!

Seize the moment, dear readers! Seize your wallets, draw forth your credit cards, and HIT THE TIP JAR!


9 Responses to “Finally A Solution For Stacy’s Ongoing War With Technology”

  1. richard mcenroe
    January 22nd, 2012 @ 10:44 pm

    Wrote my first five novels on an Underwood Manual; good times.

    But handing Stacy the Android version is just doomed to failiure, I fear…

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    January 23rd, 2012 @ 3:59 am

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  3. Anonymous
    January 23rd, 2012 @ 6:23 am

    Pretty sure this thing is OS-agnostic.

  4. Bob Belvedere
    January 23rd, 2012 @ 8:27 am

    Brilliant idea, Wombat!

    I would be willing to contribute, if Stacy wanted one [imagine the pictures and he’s be the talk of his fellow reporters].

  5. richard mcenroe
    January 23rd, 2012 @ 9:56 am

    What the heck, Jefferson’s gonna be carrying it anyway, right?

  6. Anonymous
    January 23rd, 2012 @ 1:40 pm

    Or pulling it along in one of those rolling suitcase thingies, yeah.

  7. Anonymous
    January 23rd, 2012 @ 1:42 pm

    Yeah, the pictures alone would make this worth it.

  8. Anonymous
    January 23rd, 2012 @ 2:55 pm

    That’s nice Wombat, but does it run Tweetdeck?

  9. Anonymous
    January 23rd, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

    That’s kind of like asking if your keyboard runs Quicken, Jeff.